Family Business

ONE YEAR LATER

Add a pinch of cloves, Bubbeleh.

-Is this ready? -Yeah.

Okay, let's go.

-Just a spoonful each. -I know! I'm not a jackass.

Not a jackass? If you say so.

Can you take over?

I've been here four hours. My head's gonna explode.

Bro, give me your car keys.

-In my pocket. What for? -I'm buying crates. We're out.

There's weed and merguez left to pack.

Damn. Be careful with the car!

Ali!

Shit.

Come on. Take the van for the crates.

Why my car?

Come on!

Are you guys done yet?

Just waiting for the crates.

-Ready in two hours. -Awesome.

Can I come with you?

No, Clém. We made a deal with Jaurès.

That fucking deal, yeah.

KOSHER MERGUEZ

A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES

All good? Got all the weed?

Yeah, it's all here. We can load the merguez.

Okay, they're coming.

-Don't drive like idiots. -Okay, we've done this before.

You never know with you guys.

I'll call you once we're done. Come on, Olive.

-Let's go with the merguez. -You're not the one carrying 40 kilos.

I'm here. Give me.

Watch out for my fingers. There. Perfect.

Okay, one last palette of merguez and we're off.

Shit. No way. That fucking freeloader is always there.

HAZAN KOSHER MEATS

-Hello, Gaëtan. How are you? -Okay.

I'll be better once I've eaten.

Yeah, I'm sure.

So, what are you schlepping around today?

Only great things.

Really?

-Should I show you what we have? -Okay.

Should we do that, Gaëtan? Okay, let's do it.

So, what do I have for you? Really good merguez.

-Do you like quality? -Oh yeah.

Look at these beauties.

They're nice, fresh, and shiny. Like a young bride.

Put them on the grill for ten minutes and never do what?

-Never pierce them. Like always. -Well done, Gaëtan.

-All right, gentlemen. -Thanks a lot. Good day.

-Bye. -Bye, guys.

-Enjoy. -Thanks.

Dumbass.

I cleaned everything.

I put all your little papers back like before.

I see.

Thank you very much.

This is for you.

-No, listen, I couldn't. -Yes, I insist.

There. This way I know you'll take good care of my Béné.

-I'll check on her every day. -That's kind.

Remember when we fell in love with this?

With this, at Juan-les-Pins?

We were dreaming. We thought it wasn't meant for us.

Well...

I found it.

And I think I'm gonna be able to buy it for us soon.

Well, now it's called "The Duke," but I...

I'll rename it "My Béné."

That way...

we'll always travel together.

What's that?

Is that love?

That's shit. Wow!

Shoot!

I put all the bottles here for you.

-I'm talking to you. -Yeah, I'm listening.

I put the bottles here. Everything's ready.

The diapers, pacifiers, and saline are in the bag.

My love, sorry to interrupt. Really, I can handle it. No problem.

Don't call me that.

-Habit. Sorry. -I told him 1,000 times.

Don't act like I'm paranoid.

I don't know many moms who'd leave their kids

-with a dealer tied to the Mafia. -No...

The Mafia. Like on 20/20.

"Welcome to an underground world.

One where prostitution, gambling, and also... the Mafia intermingle."

Funny. You're right.

My love, we're farmers.

We grow and sell. That's all.

Well, tonight, take them home.

-Yep. -Spend the evening with your family.

Bring them back before ten. Okay?

My love, ten is early. I only see them once a week.

Tomorrow morning. It's better for them.

So they'll stay with your family? Never! They're crazy!

They need to see them. I'm their father. That's their family.

I'll be back at seven. I want to see them before dinner.

That's crazy. Your mother's difficult.

She's really difficult.

But I love her.

Come on, baby doll.

Who wants to do a little bouncing in her poopy pants?

My girl!

Daddy's gonna make some coffee, and then he'll change you.

And how are you, my darlings? You're good. That's good, sweetheart.

Yes?

What did you forget?

Honestly, I don't agree with the schedule. I told you. It's--

-What are you doing here? -You told me to come.

I told you to come help me at seven to bring back the kids.

And I told you to wait downstairs. Did you run into Aïda?

You're crazy, man. I came in, hugged the walls.

-I'm cool. -Okay, come in.

-Hi! -Fuck!

Clém, please don't scream. You're gonna get me in trouble.

-There you go. Happy? -Hold on. I'll handle it.

Don't scream like that with kids around.

I didn't scream, Joseph.

So, my little Noam, are you happy to see Uncle Olive?

Why uncle? He's not your real brother, you know?

Don't listen to that person, please.

Olivier is like my brother, so he's your real uncle.

So, Ibrahim, come give Auntie Clém a hug.

No, I'd rather you didn't, okay?

She's digesting. And also, that's not Ibrahim. That's Alia.

-Oh yeah? -Yeah.

Are you sure?

What kind of question is that? Why did you bring her?

-I was with her. I can't just leave her. -The kids don't mesh with her.

-I want them to get used to each other. -Later. Now's not the time.

It's Jaurès.

-Is there a problem? -I don't know.

It's weird she's calling. I have a bad feeling.

You're an idiot. Answer it.

What are you doing with...

-Okay, pick up! -I am!

Hello?

Hi, Joseph. I'm missing a case.

Okay.

Bring it over.

-How? -What? Bring it right away.

-Well, that's strange because... -Is there a problem?

No. No problem.

It's just that... Later then. At the usual spot. See you.

What did she say?

She said we forgot a case from this morning's delivery

-and she wants me to bring it now. -No.

What do I do with the kids?

-I'll go. -No. Please. Absolutely not.

Joseph has to handle the deliveries. That's the deal with Jaurès.

Jo, let's do as usual. I'll come with you.

That doesn't help. Who's gonna watch the kids?

-I'll watch them for you! -Absolutely not.

I'm used to it. I do cat sitting.

-Come on. Close the curtains. -I love kids... and kids love me.

What?

You got red wine on her! Are you crazy or what?

You have to be really stupid to buy a dealer car when you're a dealer.

You really have to have nothing between your ears.

We'll get pulled over with your redneck paint job.

I got him that paint job, so back off.

Yeah, stop freaking out. It's camouflage.

-We're invisible. -"We're invisible."

Look. Three engine lights. We're gonna break down.

It's nothing. It's like yellow lights. No one cares.

This car works really well.

What do you know, anyway?

Idiot.

-Where is it? -In the back to the left.

-What are you doing? -I'm playing the kids' mom so we blend in.

-Let go. No one's here. -Maybe there are cameras.

You have to stop bringing her.

Damn it. They're waking up. Sleep, Ibra. Sleep.

Were you able to bring what was missing?

If we could just lower our--

Your kids aren't my problem. Do you want me to breastfeed them too?

No. He already ate, but that's adorable. Thanks.

Give me the weed.

I'm gonna give you the weed.

There it is. In any case, we're gonna-- No. Shit.

Here, Olive. Help me, please.

Sorry. I dropped it on you.

I'm a piece of shit. Sorry, sweetie. Are you okay? Fuck.

Everything's okay, sweetie.

There. That's good.

It's okay.

Well... I have a problem with you.

What?

No, don't touch the babies.

-No! Jaurès! -Don't touch!

No! Don't touch the babies. Are you crazy or what?

Jaurès, don't do that.

You really think I'm here for a shitty little case?

-Jaurès, I'm begging you. -Shut up!

You know...

the merchandise your dad's been bringing doesn't have the right level of THC.