Steven Universe

Alright!

Now that I've saved the universe,

I can finally party!

Huh?

Hey, guys!

What's the deal? Let me in!

Steven.

No one needs your help, so why are you still here?

What?

Aaah!

Why do I keep having these horrible dreams?

Steven!

Peridot?

Steven, Steven, Steven, Steven, Steven!

Today is the day! Did you tape it?

What are you talking about?

You promised me!

Oh, are you talking about the reboot

of the classic great northern teen drama

"Camp Pining Hearts" that I recorded...

on this tape?

The return of "Camp Pining Hearts"!

You know, I'm so glad you're here.

I've been having some weird dreams lately.

- Shh! That's great. - Now press play, you monster!

Oh, Jasmine, I wish you would fly into my arms,

but every time...

Wha... Wha...

What have they done?!

What is with this Rodrigo guy?

He has no charisma!

And can we talk about this cinematography?

Gahhhh, they've changed all the characters,

and I don't care about any of them!

Aah! Yah!

How could you do this to me?

"Camp Pining Hearts" helped me escape

when everything around me was in chaos.

"CPH" brought us together.

And now look at this nightmare!

Steven, you didn't tell me that they cast you!

What? They didn't.

I-Is this... my dream from last night?

Aaah!

Whoa! My... My powers must be interfering with the TV signal!

Steven!

Do you know what this means?

I have to start wearing a tinfoil hat?

No! It means that if we can put your dreams on the television,

we can reboot the reboot!

Reboot the...

Peridot, you're a genius!

I know.

And, well, it might be fun to fix something

that isn't the entire universe.

Aah! This is going to be the beginning

of Peridot and Steven Productions!

Yeah!

So, Peridot, do you think Jasmine's end game

is Khaz or Rodrigo?

The writers are clearly trying to railroad us

into a Jasdrigo partnership,

but, gah, these characters have no chemistry!

Just can't get into Rodrigo, can you?

He's so infuriatingly passive!

Hey, hey, I get that his social anxiety and poutine allergy

aren't really connected to the larger story,

but maybe if he just had some kind of foil?

A foil.

Interesting.

I got it!

A hunky lifeguard friend with nice muscles

and everyone always wants to hang out with him.

Despite the blessing and curse of his popularity,

he still makes time to help his buddy Rodrigo

with his confidence!

Bold. I like it!

Good work, Stefan!

Why are you eating right at bedtime?

Oh, this chili?

I read that eating spicy foods before bed

makes your dreams super vivid.

Huh, I appreciate your initiative.

Aw, thanks.

Just don't forget.

Action-orientated storytelling.

Hey, Jasmine, I hear you love birds.

Sure!

Well, a little birdy told me that downstream,

there's an island full of rare specimens.

Did you hear that?

Thanks, Stefan. You're the best.

Hey, Rodrigo.

This is terrible.

Jasmine is in danger!

W-What?

She's headed toward an island full of dangerous birds!

But if we go downstream, we can save her!

Okay! Thanks, Stefan. You're the best.

- Thanks, Stefan. - You're such a great guy!

Oh, you're great, too, you know.

Great enough for Jasmine to like you.

What?

I can tell from the way she looks at you.

Huh?

- Uhhhhh. - Stefan!

What's happening to you?

Aah!

Aaaah!

Oh, no! Not again!

Steven! You did it!

You just fell asleep and you started glowing pink.

And then the TV went on the fritz, and then -