孩子不壞 (孩子不壞)

Today is my birthday

Here's my treat for you

Tomorrow is my birthday

Here's my treat too!

We just want to bully you

I didn't go to your school today

But your teacher called

and said your classmates treated you to cakes

You not only rejected them

You even threw the cakes back at them

and dirtied their clothes

it's not like that

They threw the cakes on my face

I didn't retaliate

Are you saying your teacher lied?

She didn't lie

She was taken in by them

Trust you to tell such a bad lie

it's so obvious you are lying

How dare you cook up the story!

I am not lying

it's the truth

You better own up

Or I'll punish you

Own up and I'll spare you

Pass me the cane

Pass it to me

Pass it to me

Pass it over quickly

Quickly

Are you going to own up?

Speak up!

Are you going to own up?

Speak up!

Yes, I did throw it on their faces

Why?

Because

I don't like them

Put out your hand

You said you will not hit me if I own up

Don't talk back

Don't hit me

Don't talk back

This will teach you!

No talking back!

Stop talking back

No talking back!

Please don't...

You are so naughty

Hey! Enough, enough

You promised you will not hit him

and yet you did after he confessed

You accused him of lying

Yet you lied too

I am educating the kid

Can you not confuse him?

I confused him?

You are the one causing the confusion

Let me tell you

Not every lie is bad

and lying is wrong

In this society

The young must learn to think smart

Lie when you have to

Ask yourself

Just ask yourself

How many lies do you tell in a day?

When did I lie?

Don't accuse me wrongfully

Not one lie?

Specialists conclude that an average man

lies more than twenty times a day

Just think about it

and stop this din

You are the one who is lying

Oh dear

that must be the salesman

Bao, stop crying

Go lie to the salesman I'm not at home

Lie to him?

Yes, yes, yes

Go lie to him

Go

Hello

My mum says she is not home

Your mother says she is not in?

Tell your mother I am from Delphin

Your mother made an appointment with us

at the mall to demonstrate the vacuum today

Oh!

I remember

I took the cooking pan

Please come in

okay

Delphin is made in Germany

It can purify the air

and extract the dust, fibre and mites

creating a healthy and clean environment

See

Look at the air particles

WOW!

That's a lot

Do you think this device

can rid the virus that causes us to quarrel

so we can live in harmony?

Come on

Change into your uniform

Time for you to wake up too

Must I wake you up this way everyday?

You're going to be late

Guess ifs alright anyway for your kind of school

H$Y

What happened to your hand?

I just whacked someone

So early?

Have been looking for him for a longtime

Not paying up his debts

Really knows where to hide

H$Y

Your mum is rich

Why don't you ask her to repay your debts

so you can quit working for loan sharks?

I am an orphan

I don't have such a mother

I don't need her help

H$Y

Done your homework? Can I copy?

Homework?

Why bother to do homework in this lousy school?

We just want to defer national service!

H$Y

The bus is here

H$Y

How can you push someone like this?

Can't you tell she is pregnant?

How would we know?

We are not responsible for it!

Hey!

You...

Let it go

Let it go

I'm alright

I'm really alright

Give me a smile

Twinkle twinkle hug hug me

I don't mind you sleep with me

I want you to make me high

Drive me crazy in the sky

You wrote the lyrics?

They say you do it so naturally

Can't tell

Of course, I'm the expert

but all just for fun

Really looks like a bitch

Give me that

Let me see

Tell us how you feel to sleep with a teacher?

I think...

Aiya...

My Chinese is very bad

I don't want to say

Evil thing, ugly thing, go to die, how embarrassing, Oh my God.

Looks like William Hung

In school, I used to be an expert

in designing and making remote control systems

I also represented the school in creative competitions

and won some awards

Good

The kids in our school

are all rebellious teenagers

Once you find the way to communicate with them

and win their trust

you will be able to win them over

The moment I step into this classroom

and see your youthful faces

they remind me of myself in school

All of you exude an air of creativity

that fills the whole classroom

Hello

I am here for school

Not to see a monkey perform

Can you don't be so pretentious?

Okay, no problem

okay

I only want to ask you

Why do you think you were here?

Why? Why?

Why? Why?

Wh...

Because you are the best!

C)h

I forgot to introduce myself

My name is CK

and I'm married

You can call me Mr Liew

Let me write down my name

Where is the pen?

Okay

Ha!

WOW!