Lazor Wulf

How does Gallant stay getting clowned

by someone named Goofus?

Like, who the is Goofus?

All right, God, we're almost done ...

just as soon as we complete your stress test.

No need for that, Doc.

My stress levels are exactly where the they should be.

I feel like I keep having to reiterate this,

but you know I'm not a real doctor, right?

Well, the machine says

that you got no chill,

so you basically got to relax.

I hate to break it to you, bro,

but you know Dr. Frasier's right, man.

You really lack an extreme amount of chill.

My name is Kelsey ... Kelsey Grammer! I'm a ...

Yeah, that's good.

My name is Kelsey ... Kelsey Grammer!

I'm just an actor. God damn it!

I've been here for three days, and I ...

Both of y'all can shut your dumb asses up!

- I invented chill. - Did you? For real?

'Cause, uh, last time I checked,

you got, like, half an eternity

of unclaimed vacation days stacking up.

Oh, no wonder you've got such a poopy personality.

The dead boy is right.

You need a vacation as much as I need to go ...

You want to see chill?

Frasier Crane, I'm-a show you chill.

I'm declaring it Bike Week For A Day.

I'm turning all of creation

into Mutumbo Beach, South Carolina.

When I vacation, the whole damn world vacations.

You feel me?

Please, just let me go home.

Jamantha Carthwright here, with God.

God, could you say a few words

about why you made today a holiday?

Hell no! I'm on vacation.

And so are you.

This is Jamantha Carthwright, signing off.

Have a great Bike Day, and don't forget to keep it... bikey?

Who writes this ?!

Hey, Stupid Horse. You ever experience traffic so bad

that it just makes you want to die?

Yes, I have.

- Really? - Just playin'.

Anyways, the whole world is on...

Nothing is ever a gift from God.

You still stressing that ?

Of course I am.

I'm supposed to be the only bike rider in town.

That's always been my thing.

Young King Yeti, today is your birthday,

so it's time for you to leave home

and make your way about the world.

Ah, but, Father King Yeti,

I'm, like... 9 years old, my dude.

Truth, but me got you a bike, though.

See it?

With this, you make your impact.

This is your ting!

Take it and go.

Bidi-bidi-bye-bye!

Never let anyone take your ting.

Now, seriously, get the off me property

before me call the cops.

Be safe, me son, okay? Bidi-bidi-bye-bye!

Well, spinna, they everybody's thing now.

Ol' bucket head in the sky made it that way.

How am I supposed to compete with that?

I mean, I don't know. Am I supposed to?

Is that my job now?

Should I add "Helping Yeti reclaim bikes"

to my itinerary?

That's exactly what I must do.

I have to reclaim what is mine.

That's great!

Trying to enjoy my day off,

and spinnas out here wanting me to be they therapist.

I'm all for taking the day off,

but being forced to not work is even worse than working.

Which I also don't do.

Dude, give it a rest!

That's exactly what He wants me to do,

and that's exactly why I refuse to do it.

So what you gonna do, my dude?

Go out and go get yourself a gig?

Psh! Trippin'.

You Goddamn right that's what I'm-a do.

Ha! You know having a job is not in your capabilities.

I used to not be capable, but that was today.

This is tomorrow.

Not only is this Esther's line

now too damn long and too damn hot,

now I'm craving ice cream.

I don't got no time for an appetite right now, man.

I'm just gonna go do some tricks.

Good for you. I'm-a go and get a Dikembe Pop.

So beautiful.

We saw your moves, Yeti.

You're like the Countess Vaughn of 10-speeds.

Only you deserve to ride.

King Yeti, you are the king of all bikes.

Wow. Your tricks seem to be resonating with these little shits.

Exactly!

It's ... It's, like, resononatin' with our mind

and our third eyelashes and .

Wallace, look at these heads!

Live strong, shit peddlers!

Are you really mad at people

for celebrating a holiday that you made?

Yyyyyyyyep.

I-I-I don't know, man.

Maybe you're just not meant to be chill, bruh.

Shut up, Wallace!

Can't let you in, sir. I'd appreciate it if you just kept it moving.

- Says who? - Says me ...

Top Flight Security of the World.

Now go away. I got a job to do.

You're supposed to be taking today off!

No, you're supposed to.

Like I said, I have a job to do, so bye.

This fart noise of a doorman

is trying to Chevy Chase me on my vacation!

Who the is Chevy Chase?

Also, you really should calm down.

Remember what the doctor said, man.

I know!

Do me a favor and check the list.

And your name, sir?