Breaking Bad

What did you say to Gus?

Because he's on to us. Yeah.

I didn't say jack. What do you mean he's on to us?

He's walking to his car. Then suddenly he isn't.

What, does he have some kind of sixth sense?

Jesus, what did you say to him?

Could I ask my own question right now, at this point?

Did you just bring a bomb into a hospital?

What? Was I supposed to leave it on his car?

What, you're supposed to bring it into a hospital?

Oh, my God.

Look. Where can we find Gus? Name a place.

Name me one place where I could surprise him,

where he won't see me coming.

Because his house, the laundry,

the restaurant, the factory farm,

they're all wired with cameras.

One place.

Think.

Jesse, think.

Where is it? Where?

Because if you can't tell me,

we are dead.

Jesse.

I don't-- I don't know.

Well, maybe--

Excuse me. Jesse Pinkman?

Uh, yeah.

Hi. Detective Kalanchoe.

This is Detective Munn, Albuquerque Police.

We were wondering if we could have a few minutes of your time,

maybe go someplace and talk.

About what?

Sorry, sir, I didn't catch your name.

About what?

It concerns Brock Cantillo

and a statement you made to his mother.

How about you come with us?

We just want to clear a few things up. No big deal.

Am I under arrest?

No, you're not under arrest.

We're just talking.

So if I get tired of talking,

want to get up and leave--

We'd prefer you didn't.

You'd prefer, so--

Jesse, why did you tell Brock's mom

that the boy had been poisoned?

Look, I think this has been, you know,

uh, what do you call it?

Overblown, because all I basically said was

"Have the doctors thought maybe Brock got poisoned?"

You know, in a cover-all-bases kind of sense.

Yeah. No, I'm sure they appreciated that,

you helping them out like that,

especially with how specific you were and all.

Ricin. Wow.

Yeah, ricin-- that's definitely a big one.

You don't see that every day,

so when doctors, they hear that,

they take it very seriously,

as do we,

as does the FBI.

Okay.

And nice, you trying to help out like that and all,

you know, professional courtesy,

sharing your expertise.

I ain't go no expertise.

All right? I just, you know--

You just happen to guess this one rare poison

might be the thing that put this little boy in the hospital.

And congratulations, because his doctors,

they're beginning to think that you might just be right.

So why ricin?

Jesse, how did you come up with that?

Man, I think I've--

I don't know. I must've saw it on House or something.

Huh.

Yeah, you know, like House

or the Discovery Channel.

Sometimes your brain just makes these connections.

- Does it? - Mine does.

That's interesting.

Look, I've got to get back.

But we're still talking.

So I'm not under arrest, but I can't leave.

So, then, I guess I should call my lawyer. Right?

We're just having a simple conversation, Jess.

Why can't we keep talking, keep it light?

Man, you know how it is when the lawyers get to it.

Suddenly everything's a big pissing match,

like, every time.

Adversarial.

Adversarial. Then we gotta book you, blah, blah. Right?

I mean, you know. You've been around the block, Jesse.

You're no boy scout.

Saul Goodman.

That's my guy.

So do I gotta call him, or do you?

What the hell do you think you're doing?

I need Saul. I need him right now.

So you break into the place. You just break in! Jesus!

You're here, by the way.

If you'd had bothered answering the phone or the door,

maybe I wouldn't have-- Forget it.

Is he here?

Is that a serious question?

Why would he be here?

You know where he is, don't you?

I need a number.

Look. Let me explain something to you.

- My partner and I-- - Are in danger?

Whoop-dee-freaking-doo.

Why do you think he's not here?

And how's that news, exactly,

the two of you being in danger,

after doing something idiotic?

And what gives you the right to break down my door?

Look, I just need a number. Okay? That's all.

You are such a pain in my ass.

You know that?

You're the reason I've got to go on unemployment

for God knows how long.

I was at least looking forward

to getting out of here in the next half hour,

but no!

Now I've got to wait around all day

for a plate glass guy to come and fix this door,

and who pays for this?

Okay, you know what?

Here, look. I'm giving you everything,

all of it, okay?

There's one, two, three--

Look, there's got to be at least $1,700 there, okay?

That will more than cover the cost of the door.

Now, I apologize profusely.

Please, the phone number.

Door like this is going to cost way more than 1,700.

What? For a plate of glass? No.

Oh, yeah, I bet it does.

I bet you it winds up costing...

20,000.

Are you insane?

Who the hell is going to charge $20,000

for a plate glass door?

There's no reputable vendor w--

Now I'm thinking 25.

I'll be right back.

Yes, Albuquerque, New Mexico.

The number of Rebecca Simmons,

306 Negra Arroyo Lane.

Would you connect it for me, please?

Thank you.

Becky, hi, it's Walter White.

Listen, I wa--

I'm-I'm-- I'm fine.

I'm fine. How are you?

Oh, good, good.

Yes, cats are--

Listen, Skyler and I are out of town.

We're on our way up to Santa Fe,

and Junior just told us

that he thinks he may have left the burner on,

on the stove.

Yes, God forbid there's a fire.

Well, that's-- that's why I'm calling.

I just wanted to ask,

and I'm sorry to do this,

but do you still have the key?

You do?

Good. And would you be willing to--

Oh, you are a life saver.

Thank you so much.

Yes. Okay. Okay, I'll await your call.

Thank you so much. Bye-bye.

There you go.

Becky?

Oh. Oh, that's good.

That's a relief.

I owe you one, big time.

So how's he doing?

Yo, you could at least say,

instead of being a couple of dicks about it.

Jesse, if you cared at all about that little boy,

prove it to me.

Tell us what you know.

I told you what I know.

Tell us again.