Grey's Anatomy

Pretty soon, the intruder duplicates...

Becomes two.

Then those two become four...

And those four become eight.

Then...

Before your body knows it...

It's under attack.

Oh, hey. You can't put that in there.

Oh, they told us to grab a cubby.

Yeah, I know. It's just... We keep it empty for a reason.

Can you just take your stuff out?

There are some empty ones over there you can use. I don't think so.

Can you just I said take it out.?

Great. I got the crazy one next to me.

oh, you want to fight? 'cause I will.

izzie. Iz. I will fight you. You're pretty tiny.

Come on. Come on. I could take you down in just a couple of seconds.

Come on. Stop.

It's an invasion.

The question for a doctor is,

Once the invaders have landed,

Once they've taken over your body...

They took george's cubby.

¶ I never could, I just... ¶

How the hell do you get rid of them?

they're locusts--

Comfortable locus, feeding on our surgeries.

it's rude.

There should be at least a couple of days

Where they act like guests

Before they put their feet up on the coffee table.

And what's with the orange scrubs?

What, ours aren't good enough for 'em? We ran out. They're on back order.

Randall from the supply company says there'll be here in a week.

That's what you learn when you lie here all day. Why bother ordering new ones?

We could just give these to our replacements.

we're not gonna be replaced by anybody.

If I have to become a coroner... No one is becoming a coroner.

Cristina, tell him.

Tell him what? They're here. It's over.

Hey. We are not some stupid hosts. They can't invade us.

They can't attach themselves to our faces

And then while we're eating spaghetti,

Explode out of our chests and skitter across the floor.

This is our ship. This is our ship.

excuse me. Are you-- are you quoting

A sigourney weaver movie?

shut up. that's what happens when you live here.

You watch a lot of tv.

We own this hospital.

We were born in this hospital.

And we will hold this hospital with our last gasping breath.

I really don't want to be a coroner.

I don't like dead people.

Go out there and go get surgeries before they take them.

Go! And I want a full report by the end of the day.

And what is wrong with you?

I-I don't know what I'm fighting for.

Surgeries, cristina.

Surgeries.

There will be a cardio god here again one day.

And when there is, you don't want to be out of practice.

Now go.

is this overflow from mercy west?

Yeah, their--their e.R. Closed for good last night.

Everyone's coming over here. Another one of the perks from the merger.

Ah, our new attending. Hey. First day back?

Yeah. You picked a good one. It's nice and quiet.

Not a lot going on. yeah.

Thank you. Okay, where do you want us?

Uh, at this point, anywhere is good. At mercy west, we do zones.

When it's super busy, we just give everyone a zone, a space.

The nurses put a person in that space,

You know it's your pient. Helps you get to 'em quicker. Yeah, well, this is the e.R. Not a school yard.

We're not playing four square. I like it.

What? It's a good idea. Let's try it. What's your name?

Jackson avery. Dr. Avery, dr. Hunt. It's all yours. Zone away.

Let's go.

Ch what do you need, karev?

Thank you. I know you still have cuts to make at the resident level,

And I just want you to keep in mind

That izzie stevens is not 100% back yet.

I mean, she's recovering.

Look, she--she just-- she needs this.

I have a hospital to run, karev.

I have two hospitals to run.

Hey, that wasn't cool. What?

In the locker room.

My friend should've left that cubby empty. I'm sorry.

Well, she's obviously not, so--

It's the first day of school. Everyone's on edge.

I'll probably kill someone before the day is through.

I'm charles, by the way. Charles percy.

It might be kinda hard for you not to talk to me all day.

It can be done.

I almost didn't talk to my family

For a car ride across the whole country--

10 days, 15 states, not a peep.

Just read books, pretended I was a hostage.

Izzie stevens. Well, nice to meet you, izzie stevens.

Hey, do you happen to know

The key code to the research library?

I was here last night, and it was closed. It took me two years to get that code.

I need every advantage I can get.

Did the gentleman from the waiting room

Ever find you?

What?

It's the gentleman who could possibly be your father.

What?

Daddy.

Calliope.

What... What are you doing here?

I came to see you.

Why?

Calliope, we used to talk.

Every Sunday, we used to talk.

I'd wait for your call, and you'd tell me everything,

All about your crazy adventures.

Even when you were in trouble,

You'd still call,

And we worked it out.

We'd always work it out, mija. Hmm?

Daddy.

I'm sorry. I'm...

I'm sorry things got so... Sure.

But the fact that you came...

Daddy, is that father kevin?

Hello, calliope.

Wh--are you t--

Two here to...

You think you can pray away the gay.

We can just sit and talk.

Oh, no. You can't pray away the gay. Calliope iphegenia torres!

You can't pray away the gay!

The man flew 3,000 miles to make me straight...

With a priest.

I'm lucky they didn't March into the e.R. Swinging incense,

All--all hepped up for an exorcism. Are you done yet?

Am I--no! He came here to disinfect you from my life.

You n't find that abhorrent? I do, but--

There is no "but," okay? Oh, what, you're gonna--

You're gonna tell me you get where he's coming from? Maybe you should try and talk to him.

I have nothing to say.

If he wants to throw away our relationship after 30 years,

Then that's his decision. He hasn't done anything here.

You're the one who changed the game.

Y-you didn't expect a little understanding

When you came out to your parents?

Uh... I never had boyfriends... Ever.

I had a poster on my wall of cindy crawford,

And I wasn't just looking at her mole.

It wasn't news to my mom

When I brought somebody home named joanne.

But you, you dated men your whole life.

You loved men. You even married one.

You want to talk about 30 years of a relationship?

You know, he's been consistent for 30 years.

And all of a sudden, you're a whole new girl.

So... Cut him some slack.

Sit down and have a conversation.

Give him room to be a little shocked.

I hate you.

'cause I'm right and I'm awesome.

Thanks for being my tour guide

Through all this first-day madness.

Well, we both got assigned zone five, so...

I know it's not like you had any choice.

Still, you're a peach to pretend otherwise. here you go.

Being the new kid is... A little scary, I know.

Of course, you were here when that psycho-intern cabal

Was marching around chopping out each other's organs.

now that must have been scary.

Hi. I'm dr. Kepner. Oh, handcuff

I'm not an ax murderer.

I just broke in to someone's house.

Dude came after me with a golf club,

Beat the crap out of me.

Look, you don't need the cop. I can barely move. Roll him.

Oh, we'll keep the cop.

He's got multiple contusions and ecchymosis over his back.

He's gonna need lumbar and thoracic films. Down.

okay, and by the way, it was one organ--an appendix.

It wasn't a psycho cabal. Oh.

Good to know.

Hey, sarah.

Dr. Stevens.

Okay, I have to go. The doctors are here.

My sister and her daughters want you all to promise them

It's a good kidney.

it's a good kidney.

There, all right? bye.

Uh, sarah fremont, age 27. End-stage renal disease.

On dialysis for three years, waiting for a kidney.

She's down to her last access site.

That's the polite way of saying

They've run out of places to stick the needles.

Ms. Fremont has a subclavian catheter for access.

Why is this not ideal?

It's difficult to obtain sufficient blood flow

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