Red Surf

- Beautiful evening here

in the South Bay, Santa Ana winds blowing in.

Hope you're cuddled with someone you love.

As far as tomorrow's surfing goes,

we're talking smooth and glassy all the way down to Mexico,

with swells from one to two feet.

So you know what that means, dudes.

Let love close, stay out late and party.

Check it out. There she is, that bitch.

Did you see who she's with?

Jason.

That's his car.

Yeah, you know, she was with him

at Walker's Cafe last night.

I should kick his ass.

You wanna kick his ass?

I should kick his ass.

Let's kick his ass.

No, wait.

Let's fuck with him.

You wanna fuck with him?

Yeah, let's fuck with him.

Let's fuck with him.

(chuckles) All right.

What the hell is she doing with a guy like that?

Well, she was with you.

That guy's a fag.

- Actually, he's kinda a nice guy. I kinda like him.

What?

I got no brakes.

Son of a bitch.

I got no brakes.

Don't fuck with me.

I'm not fucking with you.

Hit the brakes, my God.

Bail.

What?

Bail.

Amber!

Amber, Amber, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Come here.

You're my hero. Give us a kiss (laughs).

Oh, my God.

Hey, fag!

I knew it. I had it.

No, no, I'm calling it.

You totally bought it.

It was beautiful.

I didn't buy it.

- I saw your face, you thought you killed her.

All right, all right, you had me.

All right, I bought it, okay?

But that looked just like the guy's car.

It was his car!

Oh, no!

And his guitar was in the backseat!

Give me that.

Oh, for Rebecca?

Yeah, let's go.

Oh, my.

Excuse me.

Hey, guys, what about my car?

Well, pull it outta there.

- You pull it outta there, it was your gag.

We could do it tomorrow. My mom's gonna be so pissed.

Hey, wise guy, where's Attila?

Um, didn't the hospital call you?

They're pulling a gerbil out of his ass (laughs).

Jerk. Very funny.

No, I'm joking with that.

I think he went out with one of those ex-strippers

that he used to like a lot, Daphne (laughs).

Oh, come on, give us a Kiss.

Ugh.

Blue, Blue, have you seen Mark?

He didn't call you?

- No. - He went to jail.

- Serious to God, I believe he went to jail (laughs).

I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking.

I think he's out with a girl, he went out with a stripper.

Hey, baby, what's happening?

Whoa.

Wait 'til he finds his car.

Dude, I'm so wasted. Do you have any coke on you?

I'll pay you back, I swear to God.

Slow down, all right.

Yeah.

- Okay, we're going on a run tonight, okay?

Right.

All right, I'm ready.

(indistinct shouting)

Do me like the dog I am.

Anytime.

Yeah, but ...

Yeah.

Listen, yeah, I'll call you later, okay?

Yeah.

Okay, all right, bye.

Hi, babe.

You're late.

(chuckles) I'm late.

What's wrong?

You guys couldn't decide what liquor store to hit?

It's getting kinda chilly in here.

Who was that?

Nobody.

Nobody.

All right.

Well, I get any messages?

Why don't you check the machine, Mark?

Oh, what's that?

It's a guitar.

Oh, I see, so you decided to knock off

a music store instead, huh?

- No, we were 100 busy burning down a homeless shelter.

Listen, Rebecca, this guy owed me money, okay?

So he gave me this guitar,

and I knew that you wanted a new guitar.

So this is my present to you.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

- I've just been in a really weird mood lately.

So, did you miss me?

Nope.

Not even just like a little?

Nope.

- So I guess a blowjob would be outta the question.

Yeah.

Stella? Hey, Lou.

Hey, hey.

No?

Oh, ho ho.

- I'm going out on a run tonight and I might not come back.

- What do you mean? You think it's dangerous?

No, I just may never come back.

You.

Come here.

I just got all this built-up tension.

Tension?

Yeah.

And I'm thinking I'd be a lot safer out there

if I were relieved of that tension.

You want a quaalude here?

Here, take a quaalude. Take a whole bunch of them. Here.

Oh.

Go for it. (laughs)

I could never get a girl to do that with me.

I need to get away.

Where do you wanna go?

You wanna go to Mexico?

We'll get one of those $40 a night villas down on the beach.

Yeah, anywhere, Mark.

Mark, I need -- I need to be alone with you.

I just need to be alone, because I need to talk

to you about some things.

It's not really important.

Hey, hey, yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

Uh-huh.

Okay, yeah.

Got it.

Thank you.

Later.

Yes. Han!

Oh, man.

Mm.

I'm sorry. Where do you wanna go?

Forget it.

I tell you what, you name it, all right,

and we'll go anywhere you want.

We'll go to Paris, we'll go to Tahiti, just name it.

Mark, forget it. Really, it's nothing.

We haven't been spending enough time alone, that's it.

That's what's wrong.

That's why you've been mad at me?

Mark, listen, I --

Hey, no, no, listen.

You know, I've been spending too much time with the guys,

you know, and it's not fair to you.

And I'm gonna change that. All right?

It's just that things are kinda hot right now.

I Know, you don't dig what I'm doing here,

but believe me, it's gonna pay off so good.

Let's stay in tonight.

Or go to the movies or something like that.