Younger

You can tell everybody about me.

I don't really care anymore.

My brother and I were super competitive.

Thad has a twin?

Oh, yeah, he never mentioned it?

We chased the same beautiful girls.

I want to be with you, whatever that means.

I'm all-in.

We want you back at Empirical.

- I don't know. - Just think about it.

Think about this.

Is there room for this in there?

You're gonna need another bag.

Mom, I already have three duffels and a backpack.

And don't forget this.

- Oh. - Condoms.

Got you covered.

Medium to magnum.

- Thoughtful. - Uh, no small?

I have faith in you.

Thank you, Maggie.

You expecting somebody?

Here, let me try.

Good morning.

Good morning. This is a surprise.

Just bringing doughnuts. Don't freak out.

Hi.

- Caitlin, you remember Josh. - Yeah.

Namaste.

I heard somebody was leaving for college today so...

Excellent!

Come on, we got a suitcase issue.

- Oh. All right. - Yeah.

All in.

- Morning, Maggie. - Uh, morning.

Yeah, these are really good. Good job.

What's going on?

So I forgot to tell you something.

You know, I think Josh might be, uh,

more than a midlife crisis, Mom. This could be serious.

Oh, I'll keep you posted.

I can tell he totally adores you.

It's like the age thing

just doesn't even seem so weird anymore.

He seduced you with a doughnut.

Rose! One second.

You know, I like this Josh 2.0.

He knows he made a mistake

and now he's trying to prove himself to you.

I'm just not sure I'm ready to go through all this again.

A hot guy who will lie for you?

What more does anybody want out of a relationship?

When Charles found me at the mall,

he kissed me in the men's department.

How could you not have told me this?

I... did you like it?

It doesn't matter.

He thinks I'm 26 and he's my boss.

Nothing can happen.

I think you should sue for sexual harassment,

get a huge settlement, buy my loft,

I'll sponge off you, and all problems will be solved.

You're seriously not helping here.

Uh, Mom and Maggie, this is Rose.

- We met at orientation - Hi.

Nice to meet you, Rose.

And these are my parents.

Bob and Julia.

It's so nice to meet the Moms.

Oh.

Actually, I'm Caitlin's mom, Liza.

This is my very good friend Maggie.

Yeah, we're roommates.

Where do you ladies live?

We live in Brooklyn. I've had a loft there forever.

I'm an artist.

- Oh, well, we collect. - Oh.

How would you describe your work?

Oh. Big, gay, and fun.

Well, we love fun. We'll have to check it out.

Bob's sister is married to a woman.

She lives in Portland.

That's nice.

- Hi. - Hi.

I just want to say I'm very happy you're back.

- So am I. - And I would love to find

a moment to... talk. I feel like...

Charles, I was looking for you in your office.

We are prepping Kiko Kagami for her book tour

this afternoon, and...

Want to make sure we'll see you in the meeting.

It's on my calendar.

That's a beautiful tie, by the way.

Thank you.

The salesgirl who picked it out

really... gets me.

Chad, you've got to get into Thad's computer

and shut down his Facebook account.

I have tried every password I can think of.

Can you call them?

Oh, no, you can't "call" Facebook, Kelsey.

No, there is no there there.

Well, what are we supposed to do?

I'm working on getting them a death certificate,

but until then, his profile remains active.

Oh, he's like a cyber ghost.

Just send me his computer, okay, I'm gonna figure this out.

Kelsey, please don't yell at me.

I'm sorry.

No. I'm sorry.

We need to be comforting each other.

You're right, Chad.

Do you have plans tonight?

I'll call you.

- Uh... - Has Chad had any luck

getting into Thad's computer?

No, and I really need him to,

if only to change this profile picture.

Look at this.

Also, people are still writing on his wall.

"I hope he's getting his face licked in heaven."

"Thinking of you on hump day."

And 30 new friend requests.

Wow, he's really getting that post death bounce.

You know, it's always sexier when you can't get it.

- Lauren. - Okay, listen, I... hey,

I am gonna get you through this, girl.

Just think of me as your grief coach.

All right, I got to run, but I'll meet you after work.

There is a really hot bereavement group

at my temple tonight.

That's wonderful. I'm not even Jewish.

Even better, really.

Oh, and equine therapy in the morning, okay,

don't forget. We've got a busy schedule.

Bye.

I'm not sure what's more stressful,

being a bride or a widow.

I don't want to smother you, but whenever you need me,

day or night, I'm there.

I know you are.

Okay.

I am so pleased to introduce you all to Kiko Kagami,

the writer of "Blissful Living," or as it is known in Japan,

where it is the number one bestseller

for the last two years, "Seikatsu Shiawasena."

Uh, "Shiawasena Seikatsu."

Arigato.

Kiko is in the U.S. for a seven day tour,

which she will be kicking off on Thursday morning

with an appearance on Kathie Lee and Hoda.

Kiko, please.

My book is rooted in the idea that all objects have a spirit,

and we must work on lightening our load

by setting free those objects which no longer serve us.

We must be ruthless in identifying these things

and with a tender heart, kiss them and let them go.

She got Oprah to give up bread.

It was not easy.

And as we do with our things,

so must we do with our priorities.

I ask you all now, as an exercise,

to take the paper and pen before you

and divide the paper into four quadrants like so.

Now I would like you to write in each quadrant

those things in your life you care most about

in order of importance. Please do this now.

_

_

_

_

_

Now stop. Look carefully

at what you have written in your fourth quadrant.

Whatever it is will destroy you,

because it takes away from your real priorities.

This is the vortex, the vortex of death.

I wrote my mother.

Young lady, as an example... may I see yours?

Oh, no, thank you.

Oh, please, I must insist.

No.

- Yes. - No.

- I think so, ye... - No!

- I think now... - Uh, no.

Huh.

The idea behind Equine Assisted Therapy

is that by communicating with a properly certified horse,

you can unpack your toxic emotions

and move more quickly through the grieving process.

That's wonderful.

That... that is exactly what my girl needs.

You can tell your horse things that you might be too ashamed

to share with a friend or with a therapist.

Okay.

Let me introduce you to Mike.

Go heal.

Gently brush him,

and when you're comfortable, share your feelings.

This is weird.