The Ping Pong Club (行け!稲中卓球部)

Ready!

Let's see if you can return my serve!

Oh, no! He'll get us this time!

He'll get you! He'll get you!

I challenge you, Takeda!

It's about time!

Ready?

Anytime!

You ain't seen nothing like this before!

The protruding pecker serve has it!

The best in Japan!

Takeda the idiot. Dupe. Peckerhead! Slackjaw!

Quit fooling around, Maeno. Let's get practicing.

This butt's for you.

Butt...!

Snap out of it, Tanaka!

Quit drifting off like that!

One, two! One, two!

How about ping pong practice?

This isn't the boxing club, Izawa!

Who wants to fight me?! I'll make you proud, Dad!

Don't waste your breath.

I know, Kinoshita.

Let's just practice on our own.

You're the only one I can really count on.

Kinoshita! Kinoshita!

Hi!

You're such a hunk!

What's going on?

At this rate, our ping pong club is...!

Finished!

This team is through!

Maeno's just perverse! Izawa's a boxing freak!

Tanaka's a sex fanatic!

The ping pong club is nothing but a bunch of losers!

And they're getting in the way of my girls' team!

I see. That's a good point.

But Captain Takeda is very serious.

And his assistant Kinoshita is popular with the ladies.

Last year they won the District Championship!

So?

Perhaps they'll win again this year.

That'd make me change my mind.

Great idea!

Good! It'll all work out.

How about some tea?

Or the racing sheets?

Our poor ping pong club!

Everyone hurry! Mitchell Goro Tanabe is coming!

Plug your noses!

There're no plugs left!

Hi, guys! How's it going?

God help us!

Sure hope we can win again! Let's give it our best!

You all right, Maeno? Need some plugs?

An outie!

Come on, let's practice.

Is everybody here?

Mr. Shibazaki.

We can use the gym for practice today, right?

The...gym...?

Not a chance. The girls' team is using it.

No way! We're supposed to be able to!

Oh, is that right?

You arranged it with the other coaches, didn't you?

Arranged it?

Did you or didn't you?!

Your hair's hard enough without two cans of hair spray!

Ooh, Shibazaki's angry!

He's got to be stressed out being a gopher all the time.

Poor, poor man.

Quit acting like a bunch of children! Grow up!

We have to train hard to win the next championship!

If you want to work out, then do it in the hallway!

Work out?

Agility is the key to ping pong.

If you're light-footed, you'll be able to hit any ball.

And with that, I'm off.

Take care of things, Takeda.

Thanks for the tip.

Hurry, or they'll run out of the races sheets!

All right!

Whining is not going to get us anywhere.

Double up and do 100 sit-ups!

A hundred?!

Seventy-one...seventy-two... seventy-three.

Seventy-four...seventy-five... seventy-six...seventy-seven.

Kinoshita!

- Hi! - Good luck!

I'm the one who's doing all the work here.

Keep counting!

Eleven...twelve!

Thirteen...fourteen!

Fifteen...sixteen...seventeen!

Got to hold it in! For Izawa. Do it for him!

Twenty!

What's wrong, Izawa? You've only done twenty!

Hey, Tanaka. That's only your third!

You're hopeless. We're not switching until you do 100.

Let's do something on the way home.

Tanaka!

Change with me! Change places!

Here they come! Get in position!

Cycling shorts.

The sky can't possibly be this blue.

Can't be.

You tease!

You tricked us!

What's with those shorts?!

Get rid of the shorts! Let's see some panties!

Get on your hands and do wheelbarrows!

The passionate man...

...with his red tractor...

He's slipping.

Hang on tight, Izawa!

Wait, Tanabe!

What happened?

Sorry! But you should have noticed!

You idiot!

My God...

Hey, where's Maeno and Tanaka?

What are you doing? Takeda's getting pissed off!

It's the chance of a lifetime! Get lost!

Kinoshita! How could you be so cruel?!

I finally found true bliss!

You're in grade eight.

Quit acting like you're elementary school brats!

Get back to practice, now!

He's going to pay!

Let's take a look.

No pubes!

''Grade eight,'' he says! You're the one in elementary school!

I'm sorry about that, but...

...pulling pranks like a bunch of children...

...isn't going to help our teamwork.

''Pulling pranks like a bunch of children''?

Big man you are. Let's see how big you really are.

Got a problem with it?

It's huge!

Forgive me! I was wrong!

All right.

Captain Takeda got the team back on its feet.

Nice job, Takeda!

Good luck, Takeda!

One, two, one, two...

Too small.

Much too small.

They win the District Championship every year.

I can't allow the Inachu girls' team...

...to practice in such cramped quarters!

I am Morio Tachikawa, coach of the girls' team.

I'm 38, blood type ''A.'' I have my manly pride.

I'll make sure my girls' ping pong team excels!

And to do that...

...those lowly worms, the boys' ping pong team...

...must be crushed.

Then we'll steal their practice room!