Extraterrestrial

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喂？ ！ Hello?!

是谁在那里？ Is anyone in there?

哦，感谢上帝！ Oh, thank God!

让我进去！ Let me in!

请让我进去！ Please let me in!

对不起小姐，我们刚刚结束。 Sorry lady, we just closed.

不，不！ No, No!

请！ Please!

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（操作员）：911，说明你的紧急。 : 911, state your emergency.

你一定要帮我啊！ You've got to help me!

他们采取了他们！ They took them!

谁花了？ Took who?

我的孩子们！哦，上帝。 My boys! Oh God.

我们只是在这里，他们把他们！ We were just here, and they took them!

夫人？夫人？ Ma'am? Ma'am?

我需要你冷静下来，给我你的位置。 I need you to calm down and give me your location.

你可以环顾四周，告诉我你看到了什么？ Can you look around and tell me what you see?

有一个加油站，在高速公路上。 There's a gas station, on the highway...

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什么他妈的？ What the fuck?

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哇！ Woah!

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这到底是怎么回事？ What the hell's going on?

好了，我们不知道，老板。 Well, we're not sure, boss.

这在这里是一个呵。 This here is a uh...

奇怪的1 。 weird one.

店员说，这里的女人，黑发，像30， Store clerk here said a woman, brunette, like 30,

显示了午夜时分， shows up around midnight,

她的演技愤怒， she's acting irate,

猛击这里的大门，并希望使用手机。 banging on the door here and wants to use the phone.

进而。 And then...

然后呢？ Then what?

我想我还是让孩子告诉你他自己。 I think I'll let the boy tell you himself.

现在，警长，我不会骗你， Now, sheriff, I'm not gonna lie to you,

我在我的一天做了很多的致幻剂，但。 I've done a lot of hallucinogens in my day, but...

我昨晚看的，那些歌是这个世界。 what I saw last night, that shit was out of this world.

直线上升。 Straight up.

南希·麦克弗森。 Nancy McPherson.

你去哪儿？ Where did you go?

我知道，是的，我不会忘记。 I know, yeah, I won't forget.

在车库。 In the garage.

别担心，我使用的是广角镜头。 Don't worry, I'm using a wide angle lens.

没关系。 Never mind.

妈妈？ Mom?

行。 Ok.

妈妈，我得走了。 Mom, I gotta go.

我的包装。 I'm packing.

妈妈，我下车的手机现在。 Mom, I'm getting off the phone now.

我爱你，太。 I love you, too.

再见。 Bye.

妈妈再破坏你的球？ Mom busting your balls again?

是啊，她让我他妈的坚果。 Yeah, she's driving me fucking nuts.

你确定要和我一起去？ Are you sure you want to come with me?

我可以把照片和回家今晚。 I could just take the photos and come home tonight.

不，我和你一起去，这会是很大的。 No, I'm coming with you and it's gonna be great.

它是一个残酷的学期， It's been a brutal semester,

上帝知道，我们都应该有R和R 。 God knows we both deserve some R and R.

如果你这么说。 If you say so.

这会是有趣。 It's gonna be fun.

我们可以去远足了，小了点篝火， We can go on a hike, little small campfire,

仰望星空。 look up at the stars.

进而。 And then...

我会让你我的母狗。 I will make you my bitch.

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或者我可以是你的婊子，我可以是你的婊子，也 Or I can be your bitch, I can be your bitch, too,

如果你想。 if you want.

你已经是我的母狗。 You're already my bitch.

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唉，爸爸，你怎么想？ Ugh, dad, what do you want?

哎，四月！ Hey, April!

你居然看到我了吗？ You actually see me over there?

哎，爸爸。 Hey, dad.

是的，我可以看到你。 Yeah, I can see you.

我不能说长，好不好？ I can't talk for long, ok?

我们刚准备离开。 We're just getting ready to leave.

我还是不能相信你母亲的让你去。 I still can't believe your mother's making you go

一路在那里。 all the way out there.

不可能，她只是还得到了房地产经纪人。 Couldn't she just have gotten the real estate agent

把那该死的照片？ to take the damn photos?

我不知道，她说这是要去成本太高。 I don't know, she said it was gonna cost too much.

你知道妈妈。 You know mom.

我见过最便宜的女人。 Cheapest woman I ever met.

她只是卖它不管我， She's just selling it to spite me,

你知道吗？ you know that right?

仿佛让该死的房子是不够。 As if getting the goddamn house wasn't enough.

爸爸，你在喝什么？ Dad, are you drinking?

这就像11早上。 It's like eleven in the morning.

你知道他们说什么， You know what they say,

对于宿醉唯一的治疗是要保持它的到来。 the only cure for a hangover is to keep it coming.

爸爸，认真。 Dad, seriously.

减速。 Slow down.

我好担心你。 I worry about you.

你是否明白昨晚的比赛？ Did you catch the game last night?

爸爸，我真的不能聊多久，都一样， Dad, I really can't talk for long, we're, like,

差点出了门。 almost out the door.

好了，等待，等待。 Well, wait, wait.

我，呃。 I uh...

需要你抓住一些东西给我，而你在那里。 need you to grab some things for me while you're out there.

嗯，二钓鱼竿在车库里，和钓具箱。 Um, two fishing rods in the garage, and a tackle box.

你会发现它的工作台后面。 You'll find it behind the work bench.

OK，钓鱼竿，钓具箱。 Ok, fishing rods, tackle box.

得到它了。哦。 Got it. Oh...

我的猎枪。 and my shotgun.

双桶。 The double barrel.

它是在地下室。 It's in the basement.

如果你的母亲想的是， If your mother wants that,

她会要撬了我的冷漠，死手。 she's gonna have to pry it out of my cold, dead hands.

得到它了。 Got it.

1猎枪，死者双手。 One shotgun, dead hands.

好吧，爸爸，我现在要回去了，好不好？ Ok, dad, I'm gonna go now, ok?

我爱你，我会再跟你说。 I love you, I'll talk to you later.

再见。 Bye.

好吧，我如何关闭。 Ok, how do I turn off...

我觉得像我十七岁一遍。 I feel like I'm seventeen all over again.

没有你爸爸找到新工作了吗？ Did your dad find a new job yet?

他一直在寻找，但他不是挺好的。 He's been looking, but he's not in very good shape.

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耶稣，现在怎么办？ Jesus, what now?

喂？ Hello?

哟，婊子！ Yo, bitch!

我们在做这个狗屎，还是什么？ Are we doing this shit, or what?

我们将在几秒钟之内，冷下来。 We'll be down in a sec, chill.

好了，这是因为热他妈的在这儿，凯尔， Well, it's hot as fuck down here, Kyle,

我的球都出汗像一个娘。 my balls are sweating like a motherfucker.

Let's go! 我们走吧！

那是谁，是塞思？ Who is that, is that Seth?

好吧，也许我应该告诉你这更早， Ok, I probably should have told you this earlier,

但，也许我请了几个人来。 but I might have invited a few people to come

与我们的小屋。 with us to the cabin.

凯尔，严重？ Kyle, seriously?

四月！ April!

哎，梅尔。 Hey, Mel.

来吧，四月，让我们做这个狗屎！ Come on, April, let's do this shit!

时间就是金钱。 Time is money.

我有地方去，人们看到。 I got places to go, people to see.

这会是有趣的，我保证。 It's gonna be fun, I promise.

噢，哎4月，我可以来楼上真正的快？ Oh yeah, hey April, can I come upstairs real quick?

我得走一个胖妈。 I gotta take a fat shit.

本人谨此恨你现在。 I so hate you right now.

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来吧，来吧！ Come on, come on!

赛斯，看它！ Seth, watch it!

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看这个狗屎！ Watch this shit!

不要他妈的再这样做。 Don't fucking do that again.

不要这么该死的猫，男人。 Don't be such a fuckin' pussy, man.

有没有人在路上！ There's nobody on the road!

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哦，他妈的。 Oh, fuck.

如果他搜索我们，我们搞砸。 If he searches us, we're fucked.

我得告诉你，那是相当高的就行了。 I gotta tell you, that is pretty high on the list

的愚蠢的事情，我曾经在我的生活。 of stupidest things I've ever seen in my life.

是的，我真的很抱歉，官。 Yeah, I'm really sorry, officer.

我是个白痴。 I'm an idiot.

我很高兴你意识到这一点。 I'm glad you're aware of it.

许可和登记。 License and registration.

是啊，嗯。 Yeah, um...

您的孩子当家？ Where you kids headed?

我的妈妈拥有一间小木屋在这里。 My mom owns a cabin out here.

我们只是住在这周末。 We're just staying at it for the weekend.

好了，我们已经有一些障碍在这里。 Well, we've had some disturbances around here...

一些突破性插件，恶意破坏，动物被杀害。 some break-ins, vandalism, animals being killed.

很明显，你的孩子将不知道的东西， Obviously, you kids wouldn't know anything about that,

你会吗？ would you?

没有，什么都没有。 No, nothing.

我们刚到这里。 We just got here.

你只是访问。 You're just visiting.

耶。 Yeah.

看，我们得到了很多的。 See, we get a lot of that.

孩子下楼周末，醉酒， Kids coming down for the weekend, getting drunk,

以为他们可以为所欲为。 thinking they can do whatever they want.

我在这里要告诉你，不是这样。 I'm here to tell you that's not the case.

当你在我的家乡，你最好的行为， While you're in my town you best behave,

或者你会要对付我。 or you're gonna have to deal with me

你不想做。 and you don't want to do that.

我们都清楚了吗？ Are we clear?

是的，先生。 Yes, sir.

我会给你一个警告。 I'm gonna give you a warning.

谢谢。 Thank you.

没有更多他妈的周围。 No more fuckin' around.

得到它了？ Got it?

是的，谢谢。 Yes, thank you.

我们不会成为一个问题。 We're not gonna be a problem.

是的。 Yep.

提醒我冲你的家伙，赛斯。 Remind me to punch you in the dick, Seth.

哇，这是惊人的！ Wow, this is amazing!

它的美丽在这里。 It's beautiful out here.

是的，四月，当你说小屋在树林。 Yeah, April, when you said cabin in the woods

我认为这是要去总shithole 。 I thought this was gonna be a total shithole.

哦，是啊！ Oh, yeah!

他妈的'了！ Fuckin' A!