Iron Man & Captain America: Heroes United

Intruder alert! Intruder alert!

Attention all hydra defense units!

Proceed to the South platform.

Lethal force is authorized.

I repeat. Lethal force is authorized.

Captain America.

Super soldier.

One of the greatest leaders, combatants and tacticians

who ever lived.

The only thing I hate more than hydra soldiers are hydra robots.

He was once a normal man.

Did we get him? Where is he?

Fire!

A weakling, who took the experimental super soldier serum.

That man became unstoppable.

Coupled with his unbreakable shield.

Trained in dozens of fighting styles.

He is the pinnacle of human potential.

One of the toughest warriors of the modern age.

An allied hero in world war ii,

he'd battled the forces of hydra with some success,

until he fought his superior.

With the fate of the globe hanging in the balance,

their battle ended in a draw.

Captain America: Hey!

When their plane went down in the ice, they were frozen.

Revived only recently.

Well?

His skills are extraordinary.

Difficult to copy, but not impossible.

So says the taskmaster.

Don't worry, red skull.

My photographic reflexes can mimic anyone, even him.

Mimicking him and defeating him

are two very different things.

I believe a test is in order.

That was a test?

Well done, taskmaster.

But captain America is more than skill.

It is his focus, will, and mind that make him who he is.

Sounds like somebody's got a little man-crush there, red...

The captain and I are two sides of the same coin.

Do not underestimate him,

or me.

You've seen my skill.

You know what I can do.

Emulating captain America isn't enough for my final goal.

I need the super soldier himself.

Leave it to me.

That's not all.

Another avenger possesses something I require.

Iron man.

Stark? Tony stark?

What do you want with that rich fame ball?

I don't want the man.

I want his weapons.

I've been preparing for iron man as well.

I know all his weaknesses.

I am not convinced you can take on two avengers alone.

So I've prepared reinforcements.

Hail hydra! Hail the red skull!

Hail hydra! Hail the red skull!

Soon you will see what sets me apart from captain America,

when I rule this world!

You sure about this, cap?

I mean, I've got the world's most highly advanced

repulsor-powered armor and you've got...

No offense, a glorified trash can lid.

Look, I don't wanna hurt you.

Did you say trash can lid?

Ah!

Wait a second, I didn't say go!

In combat, you can't always be the one who says go!

That's your problem, stark, you never strategize.

You just wing it.

It's called thinking on your feet.

Or in my case, boot jets.

I adapt to the unexpected by being unpredictable.

You, on the other hand,

are super predictable.

You used that same move on the wrecking crew last week.

Whoa!

Ouch!

Worked both times, didn't it?

Yeah, but do you got anything new?

I'm pretty sure you haven't seen this one.

Pretty sure I have.

Well, then stop it!

Okay, you got me.

But if I had really cut loose, you'd be toast by now.

Well, then don't hold back.

Your suit's a great weapon, stark, but trust me, it can be a crutch.

A crutch? This time, I won't hold back.

And to make it interesting, how about a little bet?

When I win, you have to wear my armor for a month.

And don't worry, I got one in your colors.

Well, I don't need a stuffy sardine can, but okay.

However, when I win, you go to boot camp training with me.

And I hope you like push-ups, Tony.

I see a lot of 'em in your future.

I usually hire someone to do push-ups for me, but you know what, you're on!

All right, Jarvis.

Let's turn old red, white and blue

into plain old black and blue.

If you say so.

You wanna say go this time, stark?

Very funny. On your mark, get-set-go!

Nice one. Block this!

You're making it easy!

So are you!

Oh, really?

Give up?

Captain America has damaged several quantum dot nanocircuits.

Power is down by 15%.

No sweat.

Watch this.

See? This is what I'm talking about.

All armor, no skill.

Don't need your skill when my weapons can do this!

You need to use your most important weapon,

your brain, more often.

Hey bucko, you're talking to the guy

who can divide quintic polynomials in his head while trimming his nose hairs!

Ah!

So keep your left up and guard those pretty nose hairs.

You've made your point.

So, now I'm gonna make mine and win this!

Fine. We'll call it a draw.

For now.

Just another little tweak and...

Repulsors are at 100%, sir.

How's the repair going on your fancy suit?

It's just minor adjustments.

I'm ready any time! My armor can go all day.

The best shouldn't have to.

That was the whole point, huh?

You didn't want to spar. You wanted to train me.

You're my friend, Tony.

And I want to keep you alive.

Having repulsor-powered armor is one thing.

Being an undisciplined wild man in battle will get you killed.

Believe me, I've seen it before.

I get it. And thanks, Steve.

But my ability to fly by the seat of my pants is who I am.

There'd be no iron man without it.

Whoa! What? > Sir.

We're under attack!

Jarvis, a little help here?

Intruders, sir. They have infiltrated our defense grid.

Who are they?

Jarvis system shutting down.

Huh?

What are they after?

They're headed for my weapons vault!

Let's move!

Right behind, ya!

Try to keep up.

How'd you get ahead of me? Quiet.

Prep these weapons for transport immediately!

Hydra.

Okay, here's what we'll do. Wait!

Hey!

Do you have any idea how much I hate it when people touch my stuff?

Blast him!

The nerve of these guys!

How's that for an entrance?

I had an idea.

We could have taken them all out in 10 seconds flat!

Did you not see them ransacking my toy chest?

Behind you!

Got it!

These guys are no problem, cap!

Unless they get a hold of a giant gun!

Die, heroes!

I'll handle it.

Eventually.

Hurry, Dr. cruler. Haste makes waste.

I'm hacking as fast as I can, Dr. fump.

Almost. Got it.

There!

We've breached the magnetic seal, we're in.

Help me with the transport case!

Oh, no. Not in there!

Cap!

Thanks.

They're in the vault. We gotta stop 'em!

There it is.

The stark repulsor Cannon.

Powered by its very own arc reactor.

Still a prototype,

but incredibly valuable.

Report. What is your status?

We've got the repulsor Cannon.

Where are you, sir?

You were supposed to be helping against iron man and captain America.

Give me that!

Our hydra troopers are facing two avengers!

We need your help!

I gave you the tools to aid in your escape.

Now, return to base!