Champagne !

Are you sure? I don't feel anything.

Are you kidding? There are practically pieces of cork.

Damn it.

I can't feel anything.

"Being free doesn't mean to be able to do what you want,

"but to want what you can."

Jean-Paul Sartre.

- Doesn't that tell you something? - student] Yes.

Ah yes, it does.

Well, er...

You're talking to him, André, aren't you?

You talk to him. Otherwise, next time, belt me.

- Sylviane... - No, I'm serious, André.

All right. Pepper, come on.

Come on.

- Lunch. - Yes. Yes, yes.

Conclusion, your opinion, is crap.

Yes, we want to make you

believe it's sacred

to sell you Twitter,

Snapchat, Facebook...

But what's really important, is your reasoning.

Two and two will always be four,

no matter what you think.

Well, have a good weekend, gnomes.

Have a good weekend, sir.

Samia!

You can slap them, especially him.

- I won't hesitate. - That's it! That's it!

Thank you, Samia.

- Do we have all the bags? - Yes, we have.

Sorry, sorry, sorry...

That was a bitch.

We're soaking wet!

Don't worry, we'll be fine.

Ah, there's the pretty one!

What a mouthful! As soon as he opens his mouth, he's got me in deep shit.

That's... Now that's elegant.

You started it, honey.

[You've got a big mouth, with Nico.

Why doesn't Nico come?

He's got the flu.

- Does he? - He apologizes.

The flu in April?

It's been a while since we've seen it.

Has it?

Have you?

Didn't you have a party, last month?

Really? Nice of you to call me, you bastard!

You don't like rugby, Saucisse.

I don't.

Besides, I was all alone

with Nico. That bastard Pat didn't come because of the other bitch.

Don't do that.

"The other bitch", calm down. He's gonna marry her, okay?

And "the other bitch", you've only seen her half a time.

That's right, I haven't.

- We saw her for two seconds. - So did you.

Well, that was enough for me.

- I'm not going to call her by her first name. - Yes, you are.

Don't go away again for so long.

[Are you talking to me, teddy bear?

I got tinnitus from flying.

It's more our age, bachelor parties.

It's been two weeks since I've seen you.

It's been a long time since you've seen each other.

And we'll see you on Monday.

- Why don't you meet us there? - Not happening.

Well, yes.

It's going to happen. It's happening. This is my weekend.

We're losing him, Pat.

You're exaggerating, Guigui.

Anyone for a hard-boiled egg sandwich?

No, I don't.

- No, Jean! - It stinks! It stinks!

Don't do that to Jo. His nose is his work tool.

He doesn't stink.

It's okay, Marie, don't worry.

Just say yes.

It's safe, Jean sees evil nowhere.

Shit!

Ah well!

Wait, wait, here!

Here you go.

Christine would pee on you, you'd say it was raining!

She's Hitler, that chick. She's doing her Anschluss .

- Her what? - Her Anschluss .

Jo, you, he's listening.

- Tell him to shut up! - You don't want Patrick to get married

- because it doesn't suit you? - I don't.

- That's a good point. No ? - laughs]

That's it...

Have a laugh. I know people who were laughing

- going to Munich in 1938. - Oh!

- N'importe quoi! - She annexes the Pat

- and tomorrow, it'll be... - Poland.

He's going to annex Poland.

How could I adopt with you?

- Booze, maybe. - That's all I see.

It's on the right!

- That's the way out! - Shit! Shit! Shit! Fuck! Fuck!

- There's no time! - Put your blinker on! Your blinker!

The exit, for fuck's sake!

Voilà!

We're here!

Ah, my friends!

We're glad to see you. How are ya?

Who are you, young man?

- Hi, André! - Oh, my Céline!

- We missed you! - And you!

- How are the triplets? - We drowned them.

Africans don't float well.

Stop it with your rotten jokes!

It pisses me off!

Joanna!

- As beautiful as ever. - My André.

Chevalier soon?

By the way, at 5 p.m,

at the Palais du Tau in Reims.

- Everyone! - Yes!

Isn't Nico here?

He's got the flu.

The flu in April, poor guy.

Lovebirds!

Oh, we weren't expecting you so soon!

Have you seen the weather?

They're predicting frost.

In Champagne, you can expect anything.

With the weather taking a turn for the worse...

And where is Patrick?

He's running late!

He's picking up Christine back from L.A.

From L.A.!

- L.A. - Really?

Is she coming with him?

What's wrong with you?

- There are limits! - He starts again.

- And Mr. Cromagnon, how are you? - He's fine.

André, where are the chicks?

They're in the vineyard.

By the way, they've got big news.

That's all I'll say.

- André laughs - Eh, eh.

Come here, you. I hear you've got a bachelor pad in town?

They had to live their own lives.

Besides, I'm fine in the village, near here.

But far enough away to live mine.

You live your life?

- It's about time. - Naughty.

I'll get them.

- Maybe they're pregnant. - No, they're not.

Well, big news!

- Ouch! - And the lift!

This is my room!

- Who's the boss? - We said

- we'd leave it to them. - Not even in dreams!

You live with that? Han!

You're an idiot.

Wow.

It's a party this morning.

- Don't you love it when I sing? - Love it.

Your good mood comes back when your mates arrive.

You complain that we can't see anyone.

Right now, I'm happy to see my buddies. Our mates, in fact.

I don't believe it, Did you think they were rose bushes?

Take a look.

They're sago knots.

Oh, Irina, it's okay!

What's up, girls?

We're swimming in happiness.

- What's wrong with her? - Nothing. Great.

Great, Dad.

It's a sign.

No, it's a bee.

A swan is bigger, with feathers.

A summer bee, in April.

Come on!

Hop! That's it.

Do you realize that, since 1995, we've gone from

from over 30,000 tonnes of honey produced

to less than 10,000 tonnes? Bees are dying

and we do nothing.

Go on, tell them.

Tell them what?

- I want to be a beekeeper. - Don't you?

- To save bees. - Isn't that right?

We're taking over a domain near Palaiseau.

- It's great. - 200 hives. 4 tons of honey a year.

All French swarms, not Chinese crap.

100% eco-tricolo-responsible.

We'll sign in 10 days.

- I can't believe it. - If all goes well.

But do you have the money?

I've got more than that. I've got a plan.

- It's nice to follow your dreams. - Wait, Jo...

I remember that revolutionary sorbet machine.

The machine was great! The guy stood me up.

Give me a break. Can't you be nice just once?

Irina, come on.

You're getting me drunk. My princess.