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Aldar
I have no right to die. Don't let me die
Doctor
Doctor, please help!
-This isn't trauma center, this is dental clinic -This woman is dying, don't you see!
- What are you talking about, stop! - Doctor
-I am telling you this is dental clinic -Doctor
Are you off your nut? You shall not come in
Woman is dying! You don't have a daughter like her, do you?
-I am telling you this dental clinic -Doctor
- I told you it is not trauma center. Are you crazy? - Get off the way.
Why are you pushing me? Stop Doctor, please help!
No matter how hard I tried to stop him, he went over me like bulldozer, nearly suffocating me
I had to stop by your clinic because of traffic jam. Please help.
Are you drunk or what?
- What are you doing? Call the ambulance, right now! - Hmmm
- Hello - There is drunken man goes on rampage at my clinic, He beat his wife to death
- Is he there now? - Yes
DOUBLECROSS
You two look like true dumb idiots,
Stupidly gazing out on everyone like two hunters after hours in ambush but without a kill.
-It is a good spot, tough. All girls are seen from here -That's true
Where are the others?
What others? What did you to Tsetsgee?
She said, she wouldn't join unless this Banzai is around.
Oooh no!
- What did I do wrong to her? - How do I know?
- Maybe, is it your last affair with her? A very unsuccessful one. - Oh shut up!
Duh, Gin tonic?
Stop drinking such gayish rubbish.
Or, maybe you are gay indeed. You'd better go and have your sexual orientation checked.
Good idea.
You two shut up. Whom then should I go to? To whom?
It is very easy. Come to me my baby
Get off me, dumbass
- What do you call male lesbian? - I don't know
It is called bisexual. Leave me alone, you bastard
Hey you see!
He knows everything about homosexuality.
What did you say? Bisexual?
A night out with two gays tonight is nothing but disaster for me.
I'd better hook up with someone rather feminine
Look, there is a nice chick out there.
I bet you can't drag that chick to our table.
If you can, I will give you 50 grants.
Hmmm, you always light up when you hear about betting.
You would even do acrobatics, somersault, splits, hopscotch, jump rope, and French skipping to win the bet.
I bet you can not.
For me it is fine, I accept the bet. How about you?
Me in, but I am with Banzai.
Ok, you two chicken shits. Watch and learn.
Ok, will see
Go ahead
Hi there
-Hello -I am sorry, I couldn't let you get bored.
- So I am here. You can join us to make good friends. - Errrrr
I am Aldar.
The thing is that today is my birthday, and I am partying with my friends.
I hope, you wouldn't offend a birthday boy by refusing a single glass of drink at party table. Would you?
Aldar must be your pen name, huh?
Why should I lie to you.
I never lie to a beautiful woman like you.
Check this.
You said it is your birthday, didn't you?
Uhhm, that was one big lie.
It's ok. You can call me Maralaa
Aldar
You will never lie to me again, promise?
I do.
How much will you get if you manage to fool me into your table? What was the bet?
Ummm, I don't...
50 grants each. In cash
Can you go back and raise your bets to 100 grants each?
Of course
And?
She said 'fuck off'
Now, pay your money
Come on. Go ahead
Hold on.
Everything went up as planned.
I touched her heart by saying you are true beauty, etc, and said we can make up good friends
I said today was my birthday.
I even showed her my ID, but forgot that birth date is shown on it.
Give me my money
What a dun you are!
She likes honest men, apparently.
Who cares. Today is our lucky day.
Waitress. Waitress. Let's make orders.
Lets make a new bet for 100 grants each.
I am going to bring that lady to our table and kiss her in the lips in front
of your eyes within 3 minutes from now.
If I can't, you can collect money. Plus, I pay all the bills. Ok?
Of course!
Good
-100 grants each, you say. Fine -Deal! Make your bets.
Here
Here is mine
He can't do it, for sure.
Now we are having even more.
Done!
Hello
Hi
-You are beautiful -What?
-You are very beautiful -Thank you
Garcon, make one more round please
Here
Ooh, is it 20,000 bill?
I am afraid I can't change.
No I don't have smaller bills, please wait here until I change it.
Ok.
Is everything ok?
- I need to make a call. - Sure.
I will join you very soon.
What a...
Care to come with me?
Where?
To hotel
Sister, he is small but he is real nuts.
This is what will make you happy
What is that? Pampers?
Boo boo
You think, you can make jokes, huh? You ho!
What are you doing?
I am asking what did you do to her.
- Bro, I did nothing. - No bullshitting.
Mommy
What did you then do to a woman like your mommy.
-Let me go, please -You wanna go?
I will not let you go until...
Stop.
Little jerk!
Ouch!
Are you ok?
Now calm down.
Where do you live?
I can take you home.
Ok, lets go.
Please pull yourself together.
Bro, can you wait for me? I will be right back.
- Does it hurt much? - Not much
All right.
I will be right back.
Here is the money and keep the change.
- Thank you bro. - All right.
Who is this?
Hmm.
He has big chest.
Tell me about how good he was in the bed? Better than me?
What are you talking about?
There was nothing like what you say.
He is good man, protecting me from street gangbangs.
And, as a token of your gratitude you preferred
to make love with him rather than paying cash?
This is ridiculous, there wasn't anything like that
Leave her alone.
If you have a word, have it with me
Are you married?
Good. Nobody is gonna miss you after I kill you.
Boss, check this! It is ripped off.
You were such horny that you didn't even have time to put it off properly.
Did you? You had no time, huh?
Boss, shall we castrate him?
Stop! You had promised to take few photos and leave.
Freeze!
Run idiot, run!
Back off!
Did I tell you to bring him here? Bitch!
Tell me what is going on.
Who were these people last night?
Why do they need my photos?
What do they want from me?
Speak! Who are they?
Last night, you saw how cruel those men are.
If you have brain, you should leave right away.
Who are you?
Will it change anything if you know who I am?
I owe you nothing!
Luckily, you haven't lost anything yet.
So leave now.
Erase all your memories of last night.
My condolement with you didn't go unpunished. I had enough last night.
Stop acting like maniac.
Get back, asshole!
Honey, I missed you much.
It's been long time since we made this last time.
You think it will look nice on me, when my face is like this?
I tell you what.
From now on, I don't need your stinking money.
Just leave me alone. Do you understand?
I can live without you.
Who you think you are, bitch.
What? You enjoy being tortured to have orgasms, huh?
Fuck!
Give that cell phone dickhead.
It is ZZ
Call the asshole
Hey you,
can't go without disturbing public order, huh?
Did you have fight with each other?
No no, not with the woman. It was another people.
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