Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo (ボボボーボ・ボーボボ)

Previous Episode

In the last episode:

Following a huge earthquake,

Ken and Rika were transported...

through a time slip to the prehistoric ages!

But isn't this a new series starting today?!

H-Hey, looks like it was the wrong one! What's going on?

What? Is this the right script?

It's the year 300X.

The world is controlled by the Margarita Empire.

Margarita Empire

The Margarita Emperor, Tsuru-Tsururiina IV,

Tsuru-Tsururiina

has decreed that everybody must become bald,

and has sent out the Hair Hunters to carry out his desires!

But one man is brave enough to stand

against the Margarita Empire, for the rights of hair and peace!

Stop it!

Inaf Village

As the name suggests, the Hair Hunt

removes the hair from people's heads.

This is how the Margarita Empire

enforces their authority.

Now this village has been hunted too...

Beauty

What will become of this world?

I found one!

You get your filthy hands off my hair!

Oh? How did we miss someone with such beautiful hair?

G-Block Deputy Captain: Pikari

What if I, Pikari, Deputy-Captain of G-Block...

take care of it personally?

It's over...

Hair Hunting!

Was that some sort of whip?

Are you okay?

That was a close shave!

Nose hairs!!?

Now do you feel the pain that the hairs you've hunted have felt?

You dare oppose the Hair Hunters!?

Just who are you!?

My name is Bo-bobo...

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo!

I don't... get it...

Un!

Deux!

Note: "Toro Wa" is meant to sound like the word "Trois", or "3" in French, which is pronounced like "Trwa" or "Twa". "Toro" is also a variety of sushi made with tuna, and "Ootoro" is the highest quality and most expensive variety of "toro."

The tuna was quality tuna!

And Pork tuna was a pig!

He's strong! And using only his nose hairs!

The old man in the nose

Hey, nose hairs, come on in!

We're closing up for the day.

What... what was that!?

Pretend you saw nothin'! -Nothin'!

Who are you?

Pickle

I'm a pickle.

My name's Beauty. You're pretty strong, aren't you, sir!

Hey, hey! My name is Bo-bobo! Don't call me "sir", call me Bo-bobo.

Okay, Bo-bobo!

Show some respect, dammit!

I'm a nice guy who wanders around,

fighting the Hair Hunters.

You saved my life!

I sure owe you one!

You mean you owe your hair one.

What do you mean?

I've never told anyone this story before...

But I guess it can't hurt...

It's a special offer! - However, Pickle...

You're not allowed.

I can hear... the voices of hair.

Bo-bobo Theater, part 1:

A Journey of Love, and Youthful Hair!

Something really weird is starting!

Bo-bobo (Age 7)

Since I was a kid,

I've heard the voices of hair.

It's such a beautiful day...

Sure is!

- How are you? - Long time no see, eh?

I want to eat curry rice!

A super-size serving, with sauce and breaded pork!

I wondered why only I could hear the hair voices.

One day, I decided to ask my own hair.

Why is it only I can hear the hair voices?

How the hell should I know!?

What a shock...

Then, one day, I met him.

Sir, your hair is crying!

You mean you can hear it too?

His name was Iboji.

Iboji

He also heard the voices of the hair.

So why is it we can hear the hair?

How the hell should I know!?

Still just as shocking...

Iboji was the president of the Circle of Hair Restoration.

I learned so much from him.

So then, remember to use slightly acidic conditioner.

So anyway, do you wear boxers or briefs? I'm a briefs man myself.

Then I learned about how hair

was alive and trying to live its life to the fullest.

Hair

No way! There's no way that's true!

It's true. Try asking your own hair!

- Is that true? - Of course! That should be obvious!

We've been having a hard time here, don't forget that!

The shocks keep coming...

And after teaching me that important lesson, Iboji left.

The End

I can't hold back my tears!

That's way too sad!

Was it really that sad?

From the day I learned the truth,

I became unable to ignore

the cries of hair in need.

Oh, so you heard my hair calling and came to save me just now, right?

- Wrong. - What?

Then what was the point of the story?

Pretend you never heard it.

Then you shouldn't have told me!

Bo-bobo Theater, part 2!

You've got another flashback!?

This one's all about my dad!

Yeah! Sweet!

However, Pickle... You're not allowed!

I've got a bad feeling about this...

-My father was a hair.. - I knew it.

Bo-bobo Theater, part 2. Pun Pudding Pudding.

That sounds like it has nothing to do with his father!

Dad, I'm home!

Oh, already! There's some pudding in the fridge.

Take three, it's a special treat!

It was great. My father was always nice to me.

Bo-bobo's Father: Tuyosi

And he always gave me slightly acidic conditioner.

Love ya!

But one day, the Hair Hunters showed up at our door...

It's the Hair Hunters!

I'm definitely not a hair!

I'm actually a big black pearl!

A black pearl, huh.

Is that so?

Okay, actually, that was a lie, but if you want some serious hair, take my son!

Dad!

The fate of hair is in your hands!

The End

What, done already!?

My father sacrificed himself for me.

I will avenge him!

No way! You were the one getting sacrificed!

Your father was a rotten cheater!

No need to praise my dad... you're making me blush.

I don't think anyone's praising him...

That happened a long time ago.

There's more of them!

Where are you going?

I'm gonna destroy G-Block Base.

Alone?

Hair Hunter Brigade A-Block Base

Hey, hey!

B-Block Captain: Tsurun

Why'd we have to round up all the block captains?

B-Block Captain Tsurun.

What is it, C-Block Captain, Geha the Tornado?

C-Block Captain: Geha the Tornado

All the members of G-block

were crushed by Bo-bobo at Inaf.

Is that true, C-Block Captain: Geha the Tornado!?

Naw, it's true. Right, D-Block Captain, Kitemasu?

D-Block Captain: Kitemasu

Yep! They were just small-fry anyway.

Would you guys mind turning it down a bit?

Why's that!? A-Block Captain: Tokoro Tennosuke!

A-Block Captain: Tokoro Tennosuke

Note: His name is a combination of the word "Tokoroten", a kind of Jelly, and "nosuke", a common ending to boys' names."

Because the vibrations of your voice are making me wobble.

- Sorry... - Be more careful next time.

It seems you are all here.

Yes, Teru, Supreme Deputy Commander.

Hair Hunters' Supreme Deputy Commander: Teru

You see, the reason I gathered you all here today...

is none other than Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo.

As you probably already know,

He is on his way to destroy G-Block.

On the other hand, the assassination brigade is getting restless.