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Whoa.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Whoa!

Okay. Okay.

Oh, Jesus! Come on!

Oh, yeah.

Jesus!

No, no, no, don't stop. I can wait.

Hey, honey, do me a favor, get back on the horse.

Listen, a guy is never more truthful than just after he's cum

and I want complete honesty from him now, so please.

Suck a dick for a white man, come on.

Is... Is he...

Are you serious?

What?

Are you serious?

About what?

About me staying here.

Do you want to go to jail?

I'm kidding. Okay, come on.

You're not going to jail. You can leave.

- Come on, now, let's go! - Jesus.

Congratulations, anyway.

What are you doing here, Phil?

Vadik Koronev, $640,000.

Marina Jimenez, $560,000.

- We've already been over this. - Yeah, but now I got proof.

Your Vietnamese pal, Daewon Phan,

we seized his laptop.

Uh, so...

you want to take me in?

Like you did with Ed Adler?

Guy was sailing the Mediterranean two days after you cuffed him.

Never even saw the inside of a jail cell, and neither will I.

Neither will you, that's right.

You know why? Because I've not come to arrest you,

I have come to be your friend.

Mmm-hmm.

Because friends share.

Andrew?

Do you want to be my friend?

How much?

- Half. - (scoffs) Half!

Your last deal came to about 2.2 mil.

I want half and I will leave you alone. - I can't get you half.

- I will leave you alone. - I can't get you half.

Shut up, dick fuck! You don't talk over me.

You don't do that!

I want half of what you made on your last move,

or I make one phone call and you might not go to jail,

but the entire score will be seized.

That's not good news for you,

considering who that money belongs to.

I'll need a couple of days to tee it up, make sure there's no red flags.

Sure.

I'll meet you...

to make the transfer...

- together. - Like friends do.

No.

Is this really how you want to do this?

Yes, it is, yeah.

Just like the other guys.

I thought you were better than that.

Me, too.

Me, too.

Whoo! You good?

Are you going to be home all day?

Uh, I don't know.

You don't know?

Yeah, I don't know. I got stuff to do. Why?

You got stuff to do, okay. I have a UPS coming, but I have to go to this meeting.

You got more stuff coming, really?

Look, you gotta put that somewhere else.

Put it where, Chad, I can't afford a place.

My electric was 600 bucks last month. (Scoffs)

No lay is worth that much.

Izz, come on!

It was a joke!

Izzy!

Izz, come on, I was joking.

What? Are you suddenly going to pretend like you have feelings for me now?

- I liked you. - Izz.

You don't like anyone.

You pretend to, just so you can get things from them.

You're a user. Look, I feel like a dick that I let it go on this long, but I...

Jesus Christ! Are you serious right now?

Get out!

- This is my house! - Get out!

You're insane. Get your shit, get the fuck out!

Go!

There's understandably lots of confusion from clients about which way to go,

and unfortunately, there's just no clear answer,

so I would ask your clients to be patient.

We're gonna get them through this.

Taylor: Dad, Dad, can you please be careful with that? It breaks really easily.

Leonard: Okay, sweetie.

Taylor: Babe, is that you?

Yeah! Hey.

Taylor: Hey!

Hey, how was work? - It was good. Thanks.

- Hey, my dad's home. - Hey. Right.

- Hey, Nick. - Hey, Leo. How are you?

I'm good. I'm sorry, I'll get out of your hair. I'm just helping Tay move some stuff.

No, thank you. Thank you so much.

So, are you loving it?

Yeah, I mean, who could not love it? It's amazing.

I... don't know how we'll ever repay you.

Well, don't worry about it. It's a good starter, you know.

Sure.

So, how's work?

Work... Work's okay, yeah.

I don't know. I'm thinking about, maybe...

I don't know, I've been thinking about a few other things lately.

Yeah, Nick is thinking about starting his own micro-financing firm.

Well, I've been wanting to do something that makes a difference to anyone, ever.

Baby, what do you think about this mirror? We've been talking about where we should put it.

Andy: Hey, Nicky, it's your father.

I was wondering if you could, maybe, come down to The Keys tonight. There's something I...

need to talk to you about. I'd rather do it in person, you know.

- Delfi. - What?

Come.

Taste this.

It's okay. (Laughing)

I'm joking, Mom. It's awesome.

- Delfi, you cannot sit these people together. - Why not?

- They'll kill each other. - Adolfo. Adolfo!

It's stained.

- (mechanical whirring) - What's that?

Izzy! Izzy!

No, no, no, no, hey! These are not living here.

- I got nowhere else to put 'em. - Oh, really?

Hey, I got an idea.

How about a job, huh? How about renting an apartment?

How about this is my job?

What? You're going to tell me that people are paying you for this?

They will, soon.

- What? - Hey, Sis.

- Hey, Delly Belly. - Corazon, this might be better in your room.

No, Dad, it's not enough amps in there. I've been telling you that since I was 12.

- What happened to Pookie-Head? - Pookie-Head kicked me out.

That sucks, but can't you get another place?

- I'm out of cash. - Oh, big surprise there!

- Step off, Mom, I swear... - Adolfo: Marta! Izzy!

Please! For favor! - Izzy: Seriously?

- I got the biggest pitch of my damn life tomorrow. - GenCoin?

Yeah, this private loans dude's bringing me in.

- Is this her blog thing? - No, Dad, it's not.

Do you even know what a blog is? - It's a currency.

A digital currency that's going to change the world.

Oh, it's going to change the world?

Hey, you've been saying that for years!

It's not tied to any governments, any banks, any regulations.

Anybody in the world can use it.

All you need is a cell phone.

I don't think you have one of those, do you? - I got a flip phone.

You can't use...

Just let her stay for a while.

It'll be nice to have the two of them together again.

- You know what? I did not sacrifice my entire savings... - Izzy: Sacrifice?

Yes, sacrifice, to send you to Stanford...

I was not begging you to go there!

Hey! For you to run around and create... What? What is this? Like, computer games?

Whatever the hell this is! - Hey! Guess what?

- What? - I let that molly-popping Key Rat cum inside me for a year

so I could build the algorithm for GenCoin.

Don't lecture me on sacrifice.

Huh, that was quick.

- We shouldn't do this anymore. - You drunk yet?

- How's work? - I could use a shower.

Fuck! Fuck!

Let's start over.

All right?

What's stopping us?

All my stuff's still in storage.

It's like a day of unpacking.

Yeah.

I can quit. I can quit all of it.

We can travel, like we always said we would.

Huh?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

China, Thailand, anywhere.

Cheryl, do you wanna?

Yeah.

- Do you wanna? - Yeah.

We have to call off the dogs first though, huh?

You had me there for a second.

No, wait.

I'm serious.

You're so full of shit!

How long did you plan on keeping that up for, huh?

What are you talking about?

Till all the lawyers went away?

Till you got your pension?

Fuck you, I don't even get my pension, you get my pension.

- (slaps) - (panting heavily)

Yeah.