Doctor Who

Proper.

A-ha!

I said I'd make you your birthday breakfast.

Yeah, well, I was hungry and you were dead to the world.

Sorry.

Truckload of presents should make up for that.

Yeah, about that...

I'm joking!

- No presents. Just a cake. - Yeah.

- You have got me a cake? - Yeah, I'm all over the cake.

Mm. Now there's an image!

All right, Monday.

Do your worst.

- Mwah. - Mwah.

- Have a great day. - I will.

Whoa! You all right, love?

Hello! Hello!

Hello, pooch.

- Have a leaflet. - All right. Thanks.

- Morning. Have one of these. - Thanks.

Hi. You all right?

Morning, Reggie.

Hello, good morning. First time in Gloucester?

Try my guided tour.

First time in Gloucester?

Is this your first time in Gloucester?

Try my guided tour.

This is me. Try my guided tour.

I know all the exciting facts about Gloucester - yes, I do.

Test me!

Go on, then.

Tell me something.

OK.

In 1216, the cathedral hosted

the coronation of King Henry III,

and he was only nine at the time!

Th-They filmed Harry Potter here, too.

Oh!

Yeah, well, plenty more where that came from.

Tours start at 10.00, 12.00, and 2.00.

I'll... think about it.

Yeah.

She won't think about it.

No, dear, she won't.

Oh, well. Never mind.

Day's still young.

It's meant to be a heart.

Er... Needs work.

I know. Man spends his entire life behind a bar -

pivoting to the café trade ain't easy,

but I try.

For you, I'd try anything.

Allan, we've talked about this.

Oh, I know you're with Lee, but you deserve better!

Oh.

You know there's something wrong there.

Is that an actual dossier?

- Yes, on Lee - my Lee dossier. - Oh, come on!

He hardly talk to anyone...

...cuts his own hair,

gets weird books out from the library,

claims that his family's from round here

but I can't find anyone who knew them.

How can you trust that?

Thank you for my birthday coffee.

Ruth, I'm telling you, I hear things.

They don't call me All Ears Allan for nothin'.

It's not a nickname if you give it to yourself, is it?

Ko Fro Lo!

Bo Fro Sho To!

No Bo Ko!

Mo Lo So!

No Kro Do!

She's doing it again.

Spending hours at the controls looking for something.

Thinks we haven't noticed.

I'll ask her.

Hey, Doc, what are you looking for?

How long have you been there?

20 minutes.

You haven't.

What you looking for?

Not looking for anything.

Don't lie to us.

The Master.

Why would you do that?

- The Kasaavin took him. - Yes.

They transported him to their dimension

and I can't get there in the TARDIS, but I thought...

...if he escaped, I could track him.

There's no sign.

I thought he'd be the last person you'd wanna see.

He left a message for me.

Saying what?

It's personal.

Is that where you go?

When you leave us to explore and you say

you'll be back in an hour but you never are?

Are you out looking for him?

Where do you go?

Home.

On my own.

Why? Why not with us?

Cos you ask too many questions.

Maybe because we're worried about you?

I mean, one minute you're all smiles,

next minute your mind's somewhere else.

Kro Kro Tro Kro So Fro So So To!

Kro Kro Tro Kro...

What is that?

A Judoon warning transmission.

The cheek!

Judoon?

Are you just saying that to shut us up?

Dangerous intergalactic police for hire.

Notice... of a zonal enforcement field on Earth -

no-one can get in or out.

What?

They're preparing to beam down there.

A platoon ofJudoon. Near the moon.

They can't do that. They've got no jurisdiction there.

Right in the centre of Gloucester!

I am not having that!

If I can match the TARDIS's rotation

to the frequency

of the enforcement field's refresh rate,

I might - just might - be able

to slip us in before anyone gets killed.

I thought you said they were the police.

Trigger-happy police.

Do Po Lo Sho!

No Dro Fo Ro! Zo!

To Fo Ro!

Dro Ro Fro!

Bo.

Dro!

So Zo Ro!

To Sho Fro!

So Zo To!

No Fo Lo!

No Fo Lo!

No Fo Bo Bo Lo!

Ro!

Bo Ro Kro To Fro Bo!

Zo!

- Marcia, don't! - How dare you!

This is a peaceful, small city. Who even are you?

Tro Ko Sho.

That took me nine weeks.

That took me nine weeks.

Human.

What's this?

Compensation for your weapon.

Answer her question!

Who are you?

We are...

...the Judoon.

Oh... my... God!

You will be catalogued.

I will not! Stay away from me!

- No! - Marcia!

Enforcement field perimeter at maximum strength.

You killed her!

Human.

Negative.

- What do you want with us? - All within the perimeter

must be catalogued. The fugitive is here.

Well, look who it isn't...!

I've come to get the cake

that I've ordered for Ruth's birthday.

Oh, got it right here.

A special birthday message to her.

What is the matter with you? Why don't you let it go?

You want to take this outside?

Stop asking me that

every time I come in here for a latte!

Humans!

- Through here. - What are you doing

- in my kitchen? - Stay inside.

Keep the door closed. Do not let anyone in,

especially alien police in helmets and black leather.

The city's under siege. We're going to sort it.

Oh, yeah, go on, get out. Coward!

- What is up with him? - How long you got?

No time at all.

Stay inside. Lock the door.

Come on, gang, no time.

No, no, guys, look at this little lot.

Lovely! Look at the state of that!

That's the worst cake I've ever seen!

Ruth, I've been looking everywhere for you.

Have you seen?

Yeah.

- They're aliens! - I know, I know.

Real aliens.

They killed Marcia.

- What? - Marcia's dead.

We need to get home. Now.

Space rhinos?

I've got no money. I'm sorry, I'm terrible at this job.