Sharky's Machine

- Sharky's Machine (1981) - IMDB #0083064 - fps = 29.970 - Length = 2:01:50

This is a shithole, Murray.

Well...

just wanted to make you feel at home.

I’m freezing to death out here.

Look at you.

Where did you get those clothes?

I rolled a white guy.

Now let me see the scag, man.

Don’t try to talk like a nigger,

you sound stupid.

Will you just back off, Anxious?

Uh...

First, a peek.

Diamondback, very pretty.

It bites, too.

Oooh, ain’t we mean?

You should get a grown-up gun like mine, Anxious.

That is, if you can carry the weight.

No, not over there, move to your right,

to your right a little bit.

Now just look down and pull the plug.

How many times can you step on it?

Oh, you can hit this hard... 8 times.

Bullshit.

Don’t get nervous.

Just somebody turning around.

Damn sure better be.

Come on, damn it!

Goddamn it! The man’s just turning around.

If that son of a bitch comes all the way up that alley,

I’m going to blow your goddamned brains out,

because I ain’t going easy!

I’ll handle it.

Hey, Sharky, you all right?

It’s me, Smiley!

Aw, what a dumb son of a bitch.

I’m all right.

Nice going, asshole.

Tell Jojo to block the alley.

God damn it!

Get him! Fan out! Fan out!

You all right, Joe?

- Yeah. - Who is that guy?

I don’t know, that animal must have a cannon!

Let me go!

What the fuck happened? I didn’t signal Smiley.

- You didn’t... - Shut up, Jojo!

Want a SWAT team, Lieutenant?

Mitchell to Prior! Seal it off!

28 to station 1.

2 minutes! I want 2 minutes!

- 2 minutes! - Officer needs help!

- Come on! - Let me go! Help me!

Open this goddamned door, or I’ll blow her head off!

Open it!

Help me!

Drive, or I’ll blow your goddamned brains out!

- Somebody help me! - Shut up, bitch!

Please! Somebody help me!

Hey, man, give us a break!

Cut that shit out!

Let go of me! Please let go of me!

Get down, goddamn it! Get down! Get down!

Hey, brother, look, man...

Hey, I’m cool, I’m cool.

Hold your fire!

Hold it, hold it.

No! Please! Please!

Mister, don’t shoot!

He’ll kill me and my baby! Please!

Oh, God!

Nobody’s dead yet!

Let her down!

Son of a...

You ain’t going to shoot

when I got this pregnant bitch in front of me!

Now back off!

Or all these chumps on this bus are dead!

I’m shot! My God, I’m shot!

I’m shot!

Is that the junk man?

Yeah.

Is he dead?

Why don’t you shake him and see if he comes around?

So a civilian got shot,

that’s no reason to transfer you,

especially to that hole.

It’s Smiley, that schmuck,

he came in from nowhere.

- You want to know what I think? - No.

I think it’s shit, that’s what I think... shit.

It’s a waste,

you, busting hookers, perverts, and flashers?

Jesus Christ.

I mean, that’s really sick, Sharky.

Thanks for trying to make me feel better, Joe.

I mean, they got all losers down there.

Thanks.

You know what I mean.

Listen, take your citations, for Christ’s sake,

you earned them, you know?

What the hell you taking that piece of shit for?

Buy yourself a new lamp. Why do you need that crap?

Can I help you carry anything, huh?

I don’t think you’re going to need the vest, Sharky.

The last casualty they had in Vice was a suicide.

You know what I mean?

I don’t understand you, you take a stupid cup,

you got citations up the kazoo, and you're walkin'...

Sharky, wait.

Um, I’m... I’m really sorry.

What can I do?

Have a heart attack.

Yeah.

Have 2, Smiley.

You bimbo.

Asshole.

You told him, Shark.

- You want to know what I think? - No.

I’ve been in this force for 12 years,

and you are the best partner I’ve ever had.

And that’s no shit.

I mean, you’re a little crazy, you know?

But I like you,

and, uh, I’m never going to forget you.

I’m never going to forget you, Jojo.

Thanks, Shark.

I appreciate that. I really do.

I mean, 4½ years together, right?

Mmm.

Shark.

Hmm?

This is as far as I go.

I mean, people go further,

sometimes you never see them again,

you know what I mean?

Yeah.

- See you around, Shark. - See you around, Jojo.

What a putz.

I told you I’m looking.

Hey! Sharky!

So I had an erection.

I always get erections when I’m there.

When I was a kid,

I got erections when I was there.

Oh, I know you love Jackie.

Jackie won’t eat his dinner

unless you feed him.

You know you can't go around pulling your dick out in the park every Monday.

Monday’s my day off.

You gotta work on yourself, a hobby, you know what I mean?

Well, uh, there’s a tank full of fish at home,

but that’s really not as exciting.

He-e-ey.

Sharky.

Hello, Friscoe.

Been a while, what 8, 9 years?

9 years.

Whew.

Welcome to the snake pit.

You know, Friscoe,

we used to flush the toilets upstairs...

always wondered where it came to.

Still got that sense of humor.

Mmm.

I hope it stays with you.

That’s your place right over there.

Right by the cage.

Right.

You can get it organized later.

It’s been 6 weeks in a row.

No, it could not have been 6 weeks in a row.

Maybe 6 times, but not in a row.

I’m telling you...

Get rid of this clown, will you?

I’m getting an earache listening to this shit.

Hey, Ron! Upstairs. Book him.

Go on, Mr. Mays, go on.

You organized that real fast.

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

I didn't say that.

You did.

Excuse me, excuse me.

Papa, what, are you on a date?

She’s a hooker! Book her or get rid of her!

Ahh, Friscoe.

For Christ’s sake.

Here you go, darling.

Something for the doggy.

Sergeant.

You had a good machine going upstairs

'til Smiley screwed it up.

You cut off his head,

he wouldn’t be any dumber.

Down here, it’s different.

Mostly misdemeanors, hookers, panderers.

What the hell you doing down here, Friscoe?

How many years you got in?

14.