Awara Paagal Deewana

No... please don't shoot.

I'm willing to do as you say. I made a mistake.

I'll never make this mistake again.

I have three wives... they'll all be widowed.

I have 13 children and 26 dogs... they'll all be orphaned.

The moment I held the gun to his temple...

...the colour drained out of his face!

Bloody lawyer!

What mistake did the lawyer make, sir?

He walked into my bedroom to tell me that the cops were looking for me.

- Without even knocking on the door. - Is that all?

Did you treat the lawyer like a dog for just that much?

Moron! I was in bed with his wife!

- Wouldn't I get bugged? - What then?

You know, I'm a large-hearted man.

Before dumping him in the sea, I felt pity for him

I didn't want to torture the poor guy, so I killed him just like that.

I dragged him by the neck and took him to the terrace. I gave him a choice.

Will you jump on your own? Or must I push you?

That was it!

He started screaming "I'm dead... help!"

Is someone there...? Help.

Awesome!

Daddy!

Oh my God!

Daddy has got a heart-attack.

- Call the ambulance. Hurry up. - Call his son. At once!

Have you got the gun?

Yes.

It's a .45 magnum model tdk. With infrared night vision.

Shoots three rounds per second.

Even the world's best police force doesn't have this gun.

It's a boon to global terrorism.

- Good weapon. - Thanks.

This is treason.

- What did you say? - That gun is sold to someone else.

Your father and Guru Gulab Khatri made a deal.

No double-crossing the boss.

Who's stopping me?

My loyalty to the boss.

Take this pistol and leave the country.

You must take this pill.

- Pill...? - Yes.

You'll feed me a pill?

You're the one who'll get it.

If I die, I'll not spare you.

Lawyer...

Please, put that gun away. Else, I'll end up just like you.

- Phone... - I have telephoned your son.

- He should be coming. - Moron! Not my son.

I told you to call my son-in-law. My son is a son of a mule.

Yes. I agree.

My daughter's husband... he's a gem!

Where is my son-in-law?

Where is Guru?

He's dangerous.

- Sir, he is Guru Gulab Khatri. - Get him.

He's dangerous.

He's dangerous.

He's dangerous.

Hello.

Your father-in-law is in hospital. Come quickly.

Father.

- How did this happen? - It's over, son. I've little time.

I got to let you in on something I've hidden from you all along.

- What is it? - Last year out of the American deal...

...I got diamonds worth 10 billion.

And I...

- And what did you do Daddy? - I planted a mango tree.

- Drop mango. What about the diamonds? - Don't. They will rot.

- Diamonds... rot...? - Ass! Not diamonds. Mangoes.

- Unless you pluck mangoes in time. - I'll have every tree plucked.

- What about the diamonds? - Diamond! She was my best cow.

Gave 10 liters of milk a day. Any ox would die for her.

- Make sure you give her a memorial. - Don't chew my brains.

Reminds me of a great dish your mother used to cook.

I could've chewed up her fingers, that was when she fed me herself.

Diamonds! Worth 10 billion! Where are they stashed?

- Diamonds! - Father.

Son! In the American bank. Rs. 75...

- Diamonds worth Rs. 75? - I owe the laundry Rs. 75.

- Make sure you get my suit and loincloth. - If you drop dead...

I'll spend the rest of my life in a loincloth.

Where are the diamonds?

- Die... die... - Diamonds... where...?

Dye my hair before my funeral. I want to die young.

Diamonds! Where are they?

- Vikrant! -

Where are they?

Father.

I am reading out the will that Baba Baldev Prasad wrote before his death.

It goes to say...

...that he has bequeathed his entire estate...

...in three equal parts, to be distributed amongst...

...his son Vikrant, his adopted daughter Preeti and his son-in-law, Guru Gulab.

Diamonds worth 10 billion lies deposited...

...in New York Bank, New York City, in America.

The bank will release the diamonds...

...only on personal signatures executed by the three of you, in person.

Should any of the three die, two will sign...

...and the death certificate of the deceased is to be produced.

Should two of the three die, two death certificates may be produced.

The third will sign. Should all die, the diamonds will pass to Champaklal.

Who's this Champaklal?

I'm going to kill him right away.

How can you? I am Champaklal. Your advocate.

Oh you are the one? Bloody lawyer! This must be one of your ploys.

What are you doing? Let go of me.

At least hear out one final point in the will.

What final point?

Should I be the first one to die no one gets anything.

All the diamonds go to a cattle-rearing trust.

No one gets anything, if I die. Please think about it.

Let me know when I got to go to America to retrieve the diamonds.

I'll be there.

I'll send you...

- Hello. - Hello.

- Guru... Preeti speaking. - Yes go on.

Our marriage was a compromise we went through quietly...

...for the sake of Daddy's happiness.

Ever since the wedding we have never been together.

What husband and wife? We're strangers.

Now that Daddy is no more, I want to put an end to this farce.

- We ought to separate. - I know why you want a divorce.

A share in your father's diamonds goes to his son-in-law. Which is me.

Divorced, I'm no longer your husband. Nor your Daddy's son-in-law.

- You and Vikrant will grab my diamonds. - I'm not interested in diamonds at all.

Shut up!

Listen to me, Guru.

What a quandary you have left me in?

My step brother wants to grab my estate.

And that Guru... he doesn't even know that Vikrant is after his life.

Must be hiding inside! Come on, in... quick.

Security has been tightened. He cannot escape.

Yes, sir. Listen.

Cell phone? Lighter? Loose change? Anything on you...?

I'm asking you.

Send backup commandos.

Freeze.

Surrender.

Last night, Guru Gulab Khatri shot the Home Minister dead.

While he was attending inauguration ceremony.

The police have announced a city-wide red alert.

All roads leading out of the city are sealed.

Check posts are up at railway stations, bus stations, airports.

The whole city is being watched by the police. The police claims...

...that he will be taken dead or alive in a matter of hours.

The situation in Delhi has worsened.

Hello.

Not hello.

Get shocked.

Shocked to hear Guru's voice?

You want to frame me?

You tried to kill Guru for a handful of diamonds?

Now it's your funeral.

Because Guru knows where you are.

You don't know where I am.

Guru.

He escaped.

Sir, I told you before. Crime never pays.

Shut up!

He isn't getting away. I'll find him.

Somewhere, sometime, someone... will surely give him away.

"Wayward, crazy, insane..."

"...your lover has become..."

"...your eyes have ruined me."

"My love..."

"My love..."

"I give you my heart."

"I give you my heart"

"Wayward, crazy, insane your lover has become..."

"your eyes have ruined me."

"My love..."

"My love..."

"I give you my heart."

"I give you my heart."

"You are my monsoon..."

"I pine for you..."

"...to the depths of my soul."

"I met you, I found out..."

"I'm hopelessly in love..."

"...your eyes have ruined me."

"All I got to tell you..."

"...in your arms..."

"I want to stay."

"You mean everything to me."

"...I'm in love with you..."

"...your eyes have ruined me."

"My love..."

"My love..."

"...my heart goes out to you."

"I give you my heart."