Anna

Man on phone: Anna! Anna, are you there?

Anna, don't you play this game with me.

I've had enough of this.

You are supposed to be there in half an hour.

Anna, this is your last chance.

Now, I am going to count to three.

Understand? - (Anna groaning)

Man: One! Do you hear me, Anna?

Two! You better pick up, Anna!

- Hello? - Man: Anna?! Wake up!

- Hello? - Man: Hello?!

- (Anna groans) - You haven't left yet?!

- Don't yell at me, Sam. - Don't you know what day this is?!

- I know. Today's Thursday. What is happening to you?

I thought yesterday was Tuesday.

What are you talking about?

- Today is today. - No, I mean, I thought tomorrow was Thursday.

Today! Today! You're supposed to be there...

- I didn't forget. - ...In half an hour!

- Will you hurry?! - I said I didn't forget.

No, I-- I didn't forget. I-- I just didn't know

- that today was today. - (Kids chattering, playing)

- Sam: Yes, today is today! - Of course I'm coming.

I come right away. I be there in 20 minutes.

- 20 minutes! - (Slams phone down)

Anna: Shit!

Hello.

Anna: Excuse me. Excuse me.

Sorry sorry.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

"Seven Women of Different Ages"-- am I at the right place?

- Anna Radkova. - Last of the older ones is here.

You made it. Come on in. Let's go.

Won't need that script.

The director changed his mind.

Today we are improvising. Don't worry about it.

So we went to Florida.

I don't remember why we went to Florida.

Oh yeah, I think it was because of the sun.

That was it. Yeah, it's sunny in Florida.

Anyway, I was already up to my third divorce,

so I wasn't expecting anything like this.

You know, as kind of a coup de foudre

like the French say.

That means "love at first sight."

Anyway, on the second date, we went swimming.

And I was so nervous that...

I ripped all the buttons on my clothes.

I felt like my body was white, you know,

like a fish's belly,

because his body

was smooth and tan

and young.

He said he only liked courageous women.

So even though

I can't swim

and even though I'm terrified of heights,

I climbed to the top

of the high dive...

And I looked down.

The swimming pool was so small.

It was unbelievably far away.

And he was standing next to it, waving at me.

So I-- I closed my eyes

and I held my nose

and I-- I jumped.

- (All chattering) - (Woman laughs)

- Ladies, please-- - ladies ladies ladies, please!

She's okay. She's okay.

Boris, please take the ladies upstage.

Just take it easy. - Boris: Please, you're not gonna her do any good

by staring at her. We have people that will help her.

Thank you very much. Please.

Frankie, get her out of here quickly.

Thank you very much.

Now who haven't we used in this-- oh!

The lady in the pink sweater. Would you come forward please?

- Woman: Mmm. - Man: Yes, you dear.

That's it. And the older woman in white.

Yes. Right there, Boris. Please come forward.

Lady in black with the blond hair.

Uh, young girl with the pigtails,

- will you step forward please? - Boris: Hurry up.

- Yes and the-- which one? - Lady in the black with--

the lady in black, the older--

older lady in black. Thank you.

Thank you very much. Now I'll just step down

and we'll begin.

Uh, ladies, attention please.

What we want to do is improvise.

We want the most intimate detail of your life.

The most sexual moment you can you can ever--

sensual moment of your life.

The, uh-- the most sensual moment

of your life.

Now, when I say "A," lady in pink, you begin,

uh, when I say "B" -- the older woman in white, uh--

man: When I say "C," you go.

Right and when I say "D" -- young girl in pigtails, all right?

And... "A"!

Well, I always thought my elevator man was really cute

and I-- I know he liked me too

'cause he always used to whistle at me

well, one time he was pinching my cheek, his hand slipped

and his finger went in my mouth and I didn't know what to do because--

Yeah! 'Cause I didn't know if-- if--

stop it! I didn't know if I should-- if I should suck it or, like, lick it

or whatever. So I bit it!

And I thought he'd be really angry at me and everything,

- but he wasn't, he told me-- - uh, "B"!

I went into this expensive lingerie shop.

And I bought myself this black lace bra

and this black lace bikini

and little holes cut out here and here and over here, you see?

There were these two men watching me--

a tall man with gray hair, very elegant

and his companion, a shorter man, a dark man.

And they followed me out of the shop.

And they went with me to the sex boutique next door

where I was buying little vibrators of all different kinds

and shapes and sizes

and edible gels and this oil, which,

when you rub on your body and you blow on,

it gets hot. And they stood on either side of me--

-Like kind of a sandwich.

"C," go!

Sir, if you don't mind, would you let me do

improvisation on the text?

I'm not very good talking about my sex life.

Please.

Give me some lines. Let me do the character.

- "D." - I was 16

and he was 31,

he took me back to his apartment

and he began to put his hand under my shirt

and under my bra.

And then I asked him to make love to me,

but he said "no," because I was too young.

And "A."

Well, my elevator man had pushed the stop button,

but we live in a really old building

where things like that just don't work anymore.

So anyway, he pushed stop, but the door opened.

And there was my father standing in front of the door.

Now he didn't assume anything was happening-- - "B."

And um, they said "come with us into the screening room.

We have a little soft porno to show you.

A little sample of our work."

You know, they took me down to this-- this room

where they were showing this really wild film

and one started to put his tongue right in my ear

very deep-- the deepest I've ever had anything in my ear before.

- And the other one-- - "C."

Man #2: What the hell is she doing?

Man: Nothing. She's great.

- Man #2: "C"? - Man: She's fantastic.

Look, she can play old, she can play young.

Yeah, but look at the face on "D," huh?

Uh, "D"!

He put my hand-- his hand

in my underwear

and I started to get wet.

And--

I asked him again, "please, make love to me.

And he said, "no, you're only 16."

And I said,

"all my friends have lost their virginity."

All right. Now all together!

("A," "B" and "D" chattering loudly)

I had never felt a guy down there before

and he was hard.

And I knew-- I knew he was ready to make love to me--

he doesn't speak English so well, you know, he has a little bit of an accent.

So he promised me he's gonna take classes in the spring.

- He promised-- - (all chattering loudly)

I had never been with a black man before, but it was so exciting--

tomorrow night, we'll make love--

all right, thank you. Thank you very much, ladies.

Boris, please-- please show them out

and bring in the next group whenever they're ready.

I really like her work.

"C." "C"?!

Excuse me, sir. Would you let me do something else for you?

I've been acting 25 years. I'm a professional actress.

I take direction, I just don't want to use my own life

if you don't mind.

Um-- just-- hold on a second.

Um-- uh--

can you stand on one leg?

- Sure. - Please?

All right, now put your hands up above your head.

Yes, that's right. Do you know a nursery rhyme?

- Yes. - All right.

Now using the nursery rhyme as text, I want you

to, uh, turn around--

and-- are-- how do you feel?

- I feel a little bit angry. - Great.

Oh, don't start with me.

All right. Now, what I want you to do is turn around

and-- and scream at us with that anger.