B Positive

Previously on B Positive... I'm getting my kidney.

What? No way!

Son of a bitch!

Seriously?

We're going to Iceland?

Well, we can't go just yet,

but we can still plan for it.

This is weirdly spontaneous for you.

Did your doctor give you new drugs?

No, Maddie. I'm just excited.

I mean, Game of Thrones was filmed there.

We can pretend we're White Walkers.

"Winter is coming. King in the North! "

Jerry's gonna be okay,

but his body rejected the kidney.

Yes, it is a terrible setback.

But it's how you deal with setbacks that define you

as a person. You're not gonna be alone,

because you are stuck

with each and every one of us.

Not only did you

uplift Jerry's spirits

but I kind of... Oh, come on.

Do you really think I meant any of that?

What?

Okay.

I marked up the guidebook with all the highlights,

andI went to the currency exchange

and got you 10,000 krona.

Whoa!: Yeah. Try not to spend it all in one place.

Although, it would be pretty easy.

It's only about 60 bucks.

My friends don't need to know that.

Hey. Okay, I'm here.

I am so sorry. I couldn't find my passport,

and the Uber was late, but you know what? Who cares?

Because we are going to Iceland! Iceland, baby!

Woot, woot!

Mom, we've talked about this. No "woot, woot."

Okay. Uh, you two better get going.

You don't want to miss your flight.

To Iceland.

Woot, woot!

Hey, I paid for the tickets. I can do whatever I want.

Thank you so much for this. Of course. Have fun.

Oh, and, uh, here's her stuff. Oh, right.

Yeah.Thanks. Okay.

Oh, shoot.

Oh, wait! Ah.

Excuse me, uh, my daughter forgot her guidebook.

You can't go in without a boarding pass.

Yeah. I-It'll just take a second.

Uh, Maddie! Maddie!

I'm sorry, sir.

Okay. Well, can you just go give this to her?

No, I can't.

And you need to take a step back.

Well, I...

Okay, this is stupid. I'm giving her the guidebook.

Sir! Sir! Security! All right? It's not...

Oh, my God!

Maddie.

Your guidebook.

Drew? Yeah.

What the hell, dude? I have been trying to call you.

Well, I got stun-gunned at the airport,

and it short-circuited my phone.

Uh, I've been stun-gunned a lot.

That doesn't happen.

Huh. Well, did your testicles

ever shoot right back up into your body?

I have been getting frantic calls

from everyone at dialysis

saying that you didn't show up.

Oh, come on, I missed one session.

Besides, maybe the stun gun jump-started my kidney

and I'm fine now. I mean, I did pee a little.

So, you did it? You really sent them to Iceland?

Yeah. Yeah, I didn't want my kid

waiting for me to be healthy enough to go

because, you know, I might never be.

Stop saying that. You're gonna be

totally fine after the transplant.

Jerry waited seven years in dialysis

only to have a kidney that didn't work.

Well, mine is super high-quality.

I've been living clean,

eating healthy. This is, like,

grass-fed, free-range kidney.

You don't get it. I...

You could give me the healthiest kidney in the world,

and it still might not work.

Don't you listen to him.

It's all I think about.

It affects every decision I make.

It-it rules my life.Hey,

I am sorry about that, but you cannot skip dialysis.

It's not optional.

This isn't taxes or car insurance.

Actually, Gina,

I can do whatever I want.

I've been playing by the rules my whole life,

and look what it's gotten me. Huh?

20,000 volts straight to the ribs

and recovering in an airport Cinnabon.

Well,

I never play by the rules,

and all it's gotten me is banned from Costco.

You have this lovely house and a successful career

and a beautiful daughter. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know what? I-I'm not really in the mood

for your positive, upbeat cheerleader routine.

What's that supposed to mean?

"I'm Gina. I'm never down.

"I fart rainbows all over town.

"Ooh!

And one for you."

Believe me, if I could fart rainbows,

I totally would.

Hey, I'm just trying to get you out of this funk.

Yeah, well, I like my funk. I want to be in my funk.

Right now, I'm gonna take my funk upstairs to bed.

It's 10:00 a.m.

My funk doesn't give a funk.

Well, nobody's here. I told you

we shouldn't have scheduled this art class

up against Wii bowling.

What we are lacking in quantity,

we're making up in quality.

Oh, very nice, Mrs. Kaplan.

You gave Norma a thought bubble.

How creative.

"Do you like my cheap wig?"

It's my real hair, Gail.

Want to pull it?

Your husband liked pulling it.

Ladies, ladies! Uh, let's not give

Mr. Knudsen any ideas.

You texting Drew again? Yeah.

He's in a really dark place.

I wish I could get him to see that he's overreacting.Have him come here.

On my floor alone, we got a blind guy,

a guy with a bad ticker and a guy with the big "C."

And it's all the same guy.

The point is we all have

our crap. But do you see us moaning and whining? No.

We get up every day

and find a way to face life's challenges.

My way is booze. Fill me up.

I wish I could just snap him out of it.

Get him a hobby. Why do you think

they give us all these activities?

So we forget the angel of death is lonely and looking.

Maybe it would help if he had something to distract him.

Done. Oh!

Ooh. Uh...

Mm, we talked about this, Mr. Knudsen.

Am I naked again?

Yep.

Nice rack.

Hello?

Mm. Hey. You know, your beer's

actually pretty good.

At first, it kind of tastes like the scummy water

at the bottom of a garbage bag,

but after a few, it is Rocky Mountain smooth.

There you go. Oh.

What are you doing? Clink.

Cannoli! No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, what, what, what, what?

Okay.I don't want to drink alone.

All right. Uh, enough of this.

This isn't you.

You do not sit in the dark and drink.

That's my mom.

You know what? If you really want to help me,

you can give me something that will make me forget

everything that's going on.

Mm, like what?

Like, uh...

D-R-U-G-Z.

Drugs.

I thought this was a drug-free house.

Or, at least, that's what the sign

you put up in my room says.Yeah, well,

I don't see that sign around here.

So come on. I know you got something.

I mean, anything psychedelic?

Give me what the Beatles took.

I don't have anything like that.

Let's watch a movie.

Come on. Gina.

I'm trying to party.

I want to get lit.

Okay, fine.

Yes! That's what I'm talking about.

All right. First one's free.

: Sorry. Force of habit.

Here we go. Gonna be trippin'.

Ooh.

Um, can I take this on an empty stomach?