Beavis and Butt-head (Beavis and Butt-Head)

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Coming soon to a theater near you

it's "Weekend at Bernie's Part 7".

That's right, Bernie's still dead and he's stiffer than ever.

Cool.

Yeah.

We're back with a breaking story.

Eyewitness Action News has just learned

that a deranged serial killer

has escaped from the county jail.

- Cool. - Yeah.

Unfortunately, we only have this crude sketch of the escaped killer.

But it shouldn't be too hard to identify

since he has a jailhouse tattoo of the word "killer" on his forehead.

I wish all words were that cool.

Yeah. Me too.

lf you should encounter this individual

do not, repeat,

do not attempt to bring him into custody yourself.

Contact the police immediately.

This individual is armed and dangerous.

However if you're ignorant enough to go after him yourself

there is a $ 25,000 reward.

Hey Beavis, l bet when we get that reward money

we can, like, see that movie about stiffies

and we can, like, pay for our own tattoos.

Yeah, yeah.

Then we'll be cool.

I'll get a tattoo of a butt.

I'll get a tattoo of a butt on my butt.

- Oh yeah? - Yeah.

Well, I'll get a tattoo of a butt that has a butt-shaped tattoo on it...

and I'll get it right on my butt.

That would be cool.

Yeah, me too.

Well, there's a chick...

She's singing...

I think, like, a couple of minutes later she is gonna shake her boobs.

Yeah, yeah!

We don't want to miss that.

- Cool! - Yes, yes!

That part is pretty cool.

I like chicks that have their own room.

She needs, like, some posters and stuff.

Yeah. As a barbed wire.

Wire, wire, wire.

Barbed wire? Why?

I don't know. I have some barbed wire in my room. It's pretty cool.

How come you have barbed wire in your room?

Well, sometimes at night, there's like, these foreigners that try to come in my room.

What are you talking about, Beavis?

You know...

I think they're trying to, like, steal secrets.

You're stupid, Beavis.

Yeah, thanks.

He knows a chick who makes toast?

- So what? - Yeah.

- I can make toast. - Yeah, really.

I think this is college music.

You can tell because that dude has orange hair.

Yeah.

That part is pretty cool.

Then it's like, you can also tell it's college music

because it's like, they are in a field.

Fields suck.

How come he keeps singing about these people he knows?

- Who gives a rat's ass? - Yeah, yeah.

I know a guy! His hair is orange!

He sucks!

Butt tattoos are cool.

Yeah.

Butt tattoos kick ass.

And ass tattoos kick butt.

Speaking of butts, Beavis...

did you just cut the cheese?

Sounded like it came from outside.

What are you, some kind of butt-ventriloquist?

Yeah.

That would be cool.

Are you sure you didn't cut the cheese?

Shut up, Butt-Head.

Maybe it was, like, a wild animal with rabies.

Yeah, yeah.

Let's catch it.

I always wanted a pet with rabies.

Hey Beavis,

did you know when you get rabies...

the doctor gives you, like, 200 shots in the stomach

with this really long needle?

It feels like this.

Whoa.

That knife is cool.

Yeah.

Do you use that for, like, cutting and stuff?

Yeah. Cutting people.

- Whoa! - Yeah.

Hey Beavis...

remember that thing we were watching about that escaped killer dude?

Yeah, yeah.

I bet this guy is tracking him down, too.

If he sees him first, he could get our reward money.

- That would suck! - Yeah.

Are you, like, trying to track down that escaped killer?

'cause we need the money.

For tattoos.

And we decided to track him down first.

Yeah.

I wouldn't want to have to, you know, kick your ass or anything.

I'm tracking people down too, man.

But nobody on my list is an escaped killer.

See, l don't need money for a tattoo...

'cause I already have one.

Check this out.

You guys are not going to get any chicks looking like this.

Yes they will, dumbass.

Didn't you know that, like, all you have to do is be in a video

and you automatically get chicks?

Oh yeah. That's cool.

It's like, all you gotta do is go out and say:

Hey baby...

I'm, like, in a video...

Wanna, you know...

Hey, leave her alone.

Leave her alone.

Fartknocker!

I'll kick your ass.

These guys are, like, a cross between...

Danzig and Megadeth.

I think they're like a cross between Danzig and my butt.

That wasn't very nice, Butt-Head.

Yeah it was. It was a compliment.

My butt rules.

Yeah.

He said "number one".

Eww, he stepped in it.

Someobody has to clean it up.

This video is all serious.

Yeah, it seriously sucks.

Hey Butt-Head.

This sucks, huh?

It sure does, Beavis.

These guys are skinny wimps, too.

But they could still kick Axl's ass.

Whoa!

- That was kinda cool. - Where?

I'm getting dizzy.

Me too.

I'm gonna vomit.