SKET Dance

I'm telling you, none of us can do it.

Fine, then I'll write it.

You'll do it?

I'm not confident about it.

You're not?!

Don't worry about it! Just ask them to do it!

They live for times like this, right?

To be honest... I don't really want to go over there.

I know. Please, you go see them, President.

Huh? Excuse me? You're giving me orders?

Huh. You must've gotten a promotion. Huh...

No, I didn't mean it like that...

Then Unyuu...

I've got to work...

Shinba-san...

Same with me.

Asahina...

Die.

Wha...?! Die?!

Hey, come on. Stop shirking your duty and just go.

What are you being so sensitive about?

I-I'm not being sensitive!

Alright, I'm going.

Episode 51: Happy to Meet You

What the hell are you doing?

What is that? Scotch tape?

Yeah. Scotch tape.

How 'bout you, Switch? You try it, too!

I'm already doing it.

Tsubaki!

What are you morons doing?!

Welcome, welcome, Tsubaki!

Should I apologize? It's not like I wanted to come here...

What was that glare for? You're not scary in the least, "little brother"!

Have some tea! Yeah?

C-Cut it out, Onizuka! Let go of me!

Y'know, I still can't get over it!

Whoa. You could knock me over with a feather.

Twins! You guys are twins!

That's hysterical!

Shut up!

What are you so excited about?!

It's got nothin' to do with you!

Oh, what's this? You're embarrassed, huh? Tee-hee!

Hey!

You're brothers, right?! Yo, big bro!

Hey...

Get a little closer to him! Right next to him!

Cut it out! Cut it...

Get up against him!

And shake hands!

Why?!

Please, would you just quit it?! Leave us alone!

I hate it when two elementary school kids fight and everybody around

is callin' for 'em to bury the hatchet, whether they want to or not!

And in the first place, we haven't been fighting!

In that case, talk to each other more!

But you know what it is?

When I think that you're Bossun's younger brother,

you suddenly get a lot cuter!

Hi, Tsubaki!

Hey, Tsubaki!

Just a sec! I'll get you some candy!

I don't want any!

Let it pass. When it comes to this subject, Himeko gets hyper.

And actually, I'm also a little nervously excited!

What? What are you so happy about?

Y'know, it's funny!

When you guys are next to each other like this, I see the resemblance!

I never noticed before!

The facial parts are similar, but they give off a totally different vibe.

That's true. They are different like that.

Maybe it's the hairstyle?

Bossun looks like a doofus with his mussy hair,

while Tsubaki's is cut too short.

W-What are you talking about? Nothing says we need to look like each other...

Wrong! I want to liven things up by having you two look the same!

Livelier than this?!

That's right! Tsubaki, try wearing a wig.

Switch, you got a wig? A kinda longish one?

Like he'd have a wig!

A Bossun-type wig?

Why do you have that?!

Oh, that's close! Much closer!

But there's one more step...

How about if we put a hat on him?

Even closer! That's it!

It's Bossun!

Don't move, I'm gonna take a photo!

What?! What is it with you people?!

But when you look closely, they're still a bit different.

You may be able to fool other people, but you can't put one over on us.

I'm not especially trying to put one over on you...

Yeah, it's gotta be the eyes, huh?

Bossun's make him look like a dunce and Tsubaki's eyes are too severe.

Who's a dunce?!

Hey, take the stick out for a second and try to make a dumbass face.

Dumbass? What are you talking about?

I have no clue!

Don't overthink it! Get like you're looking off in the distance!

Imagine that you're a dumbass!

There!

Huh?

Ah, he lost it!

But for a second there, he was the spitting image!

Switch, camera, camera!

Here you are, miss.

Hey, you two!

Turn into a dumbass one more time!

Enough, I said!

What's the idea, inviting the guy in and then have him make faces?!

Yeah, point taken. Sorry 'bout that, my bad.

He came here for a reason, right?! Start by asking him about that!

So ask him already.

Huh?! Me?!

Naturally! You're the leader, right?!

And you guys still haven't said a word to each other!

That's weird for two guys who are brothers! Tee-hee!

Shut it! Seriously, enough of that crap!

You guys are makin' me feel all weird by harpin' on it like that!

Okay. So you want us to write the letters on this banner, huh?

Yeah. All you have to do is write,

"Congratulations Chorus Club on making it

into the National High School Choir Competition!"

Don't give me, "all you have to do"!

Why do you guys ask us to do every little thing?!

You're Student Council, you should do it yourselves!

Hmph, that's what I told them!

But the president ordered me to call on the Sket-dan.

Come to think of it, where's Himeko and Switch?

What, they're making me do it by myself?!

Oh, they're talking to each other! What is this that I'm feeling?

I'm on pins and needles!

I know how you feel.

They're talking to each other.

For some reason, I feel all fidgety.

I knew sending him to them was the right thing to do!

MWK.

You fell for it hook, line, and sinker, Get-with-the-progra-man!

Hi, guys.

Hi.

So you were curious about the two of them too, huh?

Well... Yeah.

I feel something like a parent's love.

For now, how about we watch over them?

What's wrong? Start writing already.

This pisses me off, havin' the Student Council make me do their odd jobs!

Why don't you write it?!

And when are you gonna come over for dinner?!

That has nothing to do with this!

What do you mean by trying to abandon a job you were asked to do?!

Then we'll each do half. We'll switch off characters.

Bossun Bossun Bossun Bossun

Tsubaki Tsubaki Tsubaki Tsubaki

Switch off?! Won't it lose any sense of unity?

Okay, I'll do the first character.

The "congratulations" in "Congratulations Chorus Club"...

Just so you know, this is the only banner we have.

Screw-ups won't be tolerated, so be careful.

What'd you go and make me all nervous for?!

I wanted to write this thing feelin' at ease!

Whatever, just write it!

It seems they've begun fighting already.

Apparently, they've decided to take turns writing the characters.

Daisey-chan, you've got good hearing.

But this is their first time as brothers.

Their first time working as partners...

I feel a tightening in my chest...

Whatever. Here I go.

Oh, you've got good handwriting.

'Course!

You gotta write these like you're drawing a picture.

There's nothin' to it, as long as you don't make a mistake with the character.

I wrote the character wrong!

What are you doing?!

It's "congratulations"! "Congratulations"!

You don't need the dash in the middle, fool!

Oh, shut up! It's your fault for makin' me nervous, idiot!

What do we do?! This is the only banner we have!

Okay, look at it this way. We just need to get across,

"Chorus Club, you did great!", right?

Well, yeah, but...

So let's do this...

God!

Hmmm... Well... Maybe that'll work...?

This is fine! If anything, it gets the point across more!

Like, speaking about the Chorus Club with passion!

I don't know what's up, but suddenly, he wrote "God".

Give me the brush. It's my turn.

It's a pain in the neck having to keep switching back and forth,

so I'll do my half all at once.

Um, "Chorus Club" is "KO-U-RA-SU-BU" so my part is "KO-RA-BU"...

God! KO-RA-BU

Oh, no!

Idiot!

What's the point of writing them all together?!

You gotta leave spaces in there!

Shut up! It's your fault for saying we have to switch off every character!

What the hell is "Kora, bu"?!

Note: Kora bu = Knock it off, club!