As the Crow Flies (Kus uçusu)

Look, isn't that Lale Kiran?

- Yeah, she's trending right now. - I don't think she knows it yet.

Guess not.

I mean, have you seen her video yet?

It's really unfortunate for a woman to go through something like that.

Look at her.

- What do you think? - What happened?

LALE KIRAN'S SEX TAPE

HAS ANYONE NOT SEEN IT?

WOW, WHAT A WOMAN!

SHAME ON YOU!

NOW WE'VE SEEN EVERYTHING...

LALE KIRAN BUSTED IN HOTEL ROOM

I WATCHED IT TOO. DON'T WATCH IT.

SEND IT TO ME, I'M SO CURIOUS

IT'S THE END FOR LALE

AS THE CROW FLIES

YES

Hello, how are you all doing? I thank you all for tuning in to my live session.

We're starting a little late today. Ten minutes late, almost.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

BEST SCIENCE PROGRAM MOST INFLUENTIAL BROADCASTER

DAILY NEWS WITH LALE KIRAN

NOW

And that concludes our live session for today.

Tomorrow, let's hope for a bright sunny day when we get up.

I look forward to your presence once again, tomorrow.

Thank you everyone.

I DIDN'T MISS LALE KIRAN'S SHOW TODAY EITHER.

LALE KIRAN LITERALLY HAS NO COMPETITORS

A NEW ERA IN JOURNALISM... #LALEKIRAN

LALE KIRAN UPTURNS ALL PLATFORMS!

DID YOU SEE HER FOLLOWER COUNT?

LALE KIRAN IS ABOUT TO BREAK A RECORD!

WHAT A SHOW!

YOU MUST STREAM MORE OFTEN, LALE

SHE DOMINATES ALL MEDIA

Yes?

How was it? By your standards, of course.

I watched it, you were amazing like always.

I guess it was good. It was nice.

And you? Are you okay?

I really can't say.

I feel like an asteroid's coming towards me, but we'll see.

- What do you mean? - Nothing.

Should I get something before I come over tonight?

Just you is fine.

You know, that's exactly what I need at the moment.

Love you.

I love you too, Kenan.

I'll see you later.

You wanna hear something?

Things look like they're gonna spin out of control.

You think the rumors are true?

I'm not really sure.

Good luck, sir.

Yusuf?

What's up? Sir, is everything okay?

Twenty seconds...

Nunu, look at him, Yusuf doesn't look well.

Yusuf, are you okay, man? Yusuf?

Yusuf, what's going on?

Last five before we go on air.

Jesus Christ! It looks like the man's having a heart attack!

Nunu, don't go on air! Don't go on air! Yusuf!

Yusuf. Yusuf.

It's okay. Just relax. Relax yourself now, Yusuf.

Relax, it's okay.

Call an ambulance! Call an ambulance right now!

Somebody call an ambulance right away!

Hey Yusuf, are you okay?

Hey, are you okay? Yusuf, look at me. I'm here.

I got you. It's okay, it's okay. Breathe. It's okay, pal.

You're okay. I got you.

It's okay. Just calm down.

- I gotta take a leak. - Make it quick.

I was so not expecting that.

Wow, that really caught me off-guard.

That was unbelievable. Just wait a minute, wait a minute.

Can we just celebrate this one more time?

I love the ratings today. Wow!

Amazing!

Cheers, Aslı. Congratulations.

We're really drinking a lot. This is the third one since we went off-air.

What? Really? What time is it?

Okay. Get out of here.

Aw. Aslı, why? Come on, one more drink.

I told you I had to work. Get out. Fun's over.

She's back to being her usual, busy self.

- Time for us to go. Come on, girls. - See you.

The Other Side will not air today due to technical difficulties.

Apologies to all of our viewers.

That's weird.

Aslı, what's up?

I was looking for you.

Gül, hold on a second.

Dear, you hold on.

Hey! Aslı?

Did you go behind my back and sign a promotion deal for a toothpaste?

- What? - Aslı!

Listen, honey, could there be anything you're hiding from me?

The Other Side wasn't on tonight. Why's that?

Don't change the subject, please.

Did you have a meeting with Ateş and his people without telling me?

Did you guys talk?

Gül, I'm busy now.

Oh, really? I can tell.

We'll discuss this later.

What's this, what's going on?

Yusuf had a seizure. They took him to the ER.

I'll let you know when I know more.

What do you mean by "seizure?"

We don't know. He just collapsed.

I'll try to get an update and let you know

Oh, my love.

Are you okay?

I am. Really, don't worry. I'm fine.

They said it wasn't a heart attack. He had a panic attack.

I was worried sick.

- Are you sure that you're okay? - Mm-hmm.

Call me if you need anything, okay? Anytime.

- Get well soon, bud. - Thanks, man.

It's okay, I'm here.

Are you all right?

I was really scared, to be honest.

That's good.

Here you go.

Come here, come here, yeah.

Hm.

You're very beautiful. I just...

I adore you.

This is what I live for, you know?

All day long I deal with a lot of idiots,

then I close my eyes...

Your lips are all I can think about.

I mean it.

But I still get the impression you're a little furious. Is that the case?

What's up?

You're the one that got me involved with those newbies.

You know that kid soared though,

like an eagle, you really can't argue with that, you know?

I'm sure it comes as no surprise to you,

experiencing some psychological response is normal, Kenan.

Don't you remember how I was?

I used to get so nervous.

At least you never passed out.

Right? Hm?

You never screwed up the show.

Because you were right in front of me.

I was looking into your eyes.

Maybe the problem with the kid

is that he has not yet met the Kenan

who is meant to be in his life.

Hm?

Hello, Güliz?

Have you lost even more weight?

Maybe I have. I really have no idea.

But you must have been working hard, that's for sure.

Gül and you are just raking in the big bucks from that lousy show, right?

I heard all about it.

Uh... so why exactly did you want us to meet?

Hon, well, the reason I called to meet you...

Oh, just a second...

Excuse me. Over here, please.

Do you have any sweets or desserts to offer?

- Like a chocolate cheesecake? - Yes. We do.

- Okay, I'll have that. Thanks. - Certainly.

I need a sugar rush since I'm starting to feel weak.

What was I talking about?

- Well, the reason, you know? - Yeah!

We want you as second anchor.

We're shaking things up at The Other Side.

We'll have two anchors now. You'll have the second chair. Interested?

Uh...

Actually...

Ugh, c'mon! Will you please just stop acting so reluctant, Aslı?

The moment I told you, you started to wag your tail like a happy puppy.

So, just please, say yes already.

Of course...

I certainly would love to go back to news anchoring.

All right then. Just do what you need to

and you can start next week.

To be honest, I'm not exactly thrilled about this two-anchor idea, y'know?

In the end, it makes the star less bright.

But since my boyfriend asked for it,

I can't really say no.

Your boyfriend?

Yusuf and I have been dating for a while.

And he's in charge of the show's format.

I mean, if this is what he wants to do to himself,

there's nothing I can do.

Mmm. By the way, this is good stuff.

Really good.

I didn't know.

I'm happy... for you.

I know, right? Normally, you should've heard about it, right?