Mr. Pickles

- Hwah! - Aah!

- Hwah! Freeze! - Aah!

Unh!

Aha!

Hwah!

Ooh!

- Let me out! - Well, let me out.

- Ah. - Hwah!

Wow.

Hwah!

S03E07 Sheriffs

Hello, everybody!

It's your boy Sheriff.

Man, I am so excited to be on my favorite show, "Sheriffs."

I'm probably the toughest sheriff

you guys have ever filmed.

Isn't that right, Abigail?

"That's right, Sheriff.

But don't forget, today is Momma's birthday."

Oh, that's right, Abigail! This is Momma.

Today's her birthday and I have no idea what to get her.

Hmm...

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

- mmm. - Sheriff, we have a 237

- on South Street. - Oh, a two three sev...

What's a 237?

Aah! Get your ass away from me, pervert!

Aah, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga!

All right, all right!

Break it up.

Somebody wanna tell me what's goin' on here?

I was here just tryin' to sell my products

and this mime tried to hump me!

Linda don't just be givin' it away, Sheriff!

She holdin' out!

- Mm-hmm. - Is this true, mime?

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Yeah.

All right, well, his story checks out.

- You're free to go, mime. - Hey!

So, Linda, whatcha selling today, huh?

I need to get Momma something for her birthday.

How about these earrings?!

Eh, I don't know.

Owww! Aah! Aah!

Get back here, you humping mime!

Well, the thing about humpin' mimes is

you never hear them comin',

but I'll find 'im. Sooner or later,

every bad guy has to face the sher...

Sheriff, we have a two nine si...

uh, robbery in progress at Old Town Gas.

Ah, that's my boy Carl's place!

Yeah, hurry up...

Put all the money in the bag!

Hold it right there, robber!

- Aah! - You okay, Carl?

Carl's cool.

Yeah, I guess I'm fine, Sheriff.

Just calm down, Carl! I'll handle this!

Now, listen here, robber!

Oh, money would be a great gift to give Momma for her birthday!

You can't give your momma money for her birthday.

- Huh? - Uh...

Do something more thoughtful! Like, uh...

buy her a nice dinner or something.

Gee, thanks, mister!

Hey, Carl, you got any nice dinners here?

- Um, uh, Sheriff, I... - Actually, oh look!

This'll do great, Carl!

Momma's Favorite Beans!

It's perfect!

- Sheriff. - What, Carl?!

Jeez, man, I'm in the middle of something, dude!

Uh, the robber got away with my money?

Agh!

All right, we're lookin' for the humpin' mime and the robber.

But in the meantime,

I got the perfect birthday present for Momma!

Ha, booyah.

- Aah-aah! - Aah!

Oh, sorry, Goodmans.

Hello Sheriff. Hey! I see you're filming there.

- Hi, my name is... - No no no no no.

This is my show. Say, uh,

you guys seen a humpin' mime or a robber?

No. But I've seen a car-thief!

What?

- Hey! - My car now.

Hey.

Bye, car-thief!

Bye, Mr. Pickles!

Oh, no! Momma's birthday present was in there!

All right,

We're lookin' for the humpin' mime,

the robber, and the car-thief.

Aah! My cruiser!

Don't worry, folks.

We got Momma's beans back.

Phew! Wait a minute.

What's this barbecue sauce doin' here?

It's leadin' up into these woods.

Car-thief must be havin' a barbecue

up here in these woods.

Let's follow this trail, see where it leads.

What? You're not a car-thief!

- You're a car-thief donkey-sexer! - Woof!

Hey, stop sexing that donkey

and put your hands where I can see 'em!

Argh.

All right, come on, -

Car-thief donkey-sexer.

Aah! Hey, midget! You're supposed to be in jail!

We prefer to be called little people!

Aah! Those are Momma's beans!

- Not anymore. - Hey, get back here!

Those are for my momma-a-a-a-a!

Well, that midget took my clothes and my gun,

but at least I still got Momma's birthday present...

what's left of it, anyway. Huh?

Where'd the car-thief donkey-sexer go?

Hey, stop eating my engine,

you stupid donkey!

All right, we're lookin'

for a humpin' mime, a robber,

- Hey. Hey, I'm on TV! - An escaped midget convict,

and the car-thief donkey-sexer.

Put some clothes on, Sheriff!

Oh, hey, Mrs. Milton.

Sorry, a midget took my clothes.

I'll tell ya about it later.

First things first,

I have to go home and get some new clothes.

- Sheriff! Help! - Aah!

Uh, what seems to be

- the problem, huh? - These bad boys keep sneaking

into the club and peeping at the girls.

Yeah, we saw all their naked parts.

There were these parts.

Eh woo, hoo hoo ha ha!

Yeah, and this part.

Ohhh! And then they did this.

Stop that! They probably can't show that on TV.

Hey, uh, you know, I've been working on an idea

for a TV show, if you guys want to hear about it.

No no no no. This is my show.

Bouncer, we need more stringless tampons.

Sheriff? Why are you naked with a can of beans?