Misfits

Should I compare thee to a summer's day?

- Thou art more lovely. - You're laughing at that?

I am allowed to laugh.

It's him! It's Rudy 2!

- Stand back! - Are you a doctor?

I'm an electrician.

There's someone inside of there?

Yeah.

It's someone with a power.

All right, mate.

Who's that on top of the building?

Maybe it's you.

What if we all become superheroes?

Oh!

- What you doing? - Noth... Nothing.

Shit, I'm sorry, I just... I thought it was his neck.

Leah?

I can hear you. I know you're in there.

Leah!

I know something happened to you in the storm.

Something happened to me, too.

I've been going to this group...

It's for people like us.

You don't have to go through it on your own.

We could go together.

I miss hanging out with you.

Call me.

Leah?

# The city breathing, the people churning

# The conversating The price is what?

# The conversating, this place is heaven

# And if you see them They say what? #

From man-to-smaller-man,

you're never going to get over this childish infatuation with Jess

until you find a girl who looks up at you with little puppy-dog eyes

and says the words, "Your tiny little cock tastes like marmalade, Finlay."

Now, look at her - she looks like a fun girl. Eh? Lady Marmalade!

Some people say tears are the best form of lubricant.

No-one says that.

- Oh... - Ow!

Sorry. I'm so...

Lubricant

It's the best form of lubricant.

Better than tears...

...marmalade.

Because it's more lubricating...

Just fuck off!

Tea?

Hope it starts soon, got work to do.

Bloody paperwork - never stops, eh?

I know.

- What d'you do? - Probation worker.

Oh, my God, I'm... I'm so sorry.

Oh, my God.

I was just going to clean the biscuit off, I kind of splattered ya.

O-OK.

I don't usually spit tea and biscuits in a girl's face.

Unless she's asking for it. I'm not saying...

you were asking for it...

No. No means no.

And that's coming from a guy who gets told no a lot.

I mean, it's not like I'm out there, forcing myself on girls.

I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me.

I'm really sorry. Just don't talk to me.

I'm... I'm a twat.

I'm Leah.

Finn.

I'm Finn.

# Well, it's been building up inside of me for oh, I don't know how long

# I don't know why, but I keep thinking something's bound to go wrong... #

Oh!

Pick'n'mix! You've been holding out on me, Finlay.

Little bastard.

I know what you're doing.

Just a minute!

This is about Jess, isn't it?

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about you taking Finn to the support group to hit on girls

so you don't feel so guilty about your feelings for Jess.

Well, I refute that.

Or at least, I think I do. What does "refute" mean?

It means you don't accept something.

Yeah, well, I refute that.

What if I was to tell Finn why you're so keen on him getting a girlfriend?

Don't, you can't. I really like Jess...

Just stay away from the support group, please.

Fine, I will! I'll stay away from your ridiculous support group, pal.

Oi, I'm still the boss of you, pal.

I refute that.

Oh, do you? Well,

when I learn how to fly, I'm going to soar like a friggin' eagle.

And I'm gonna take a massive shit on your head from a very great height.

It isn't you on the jumper.

You don't know that!

It's very difficult getting a good likeness in wool.

I will not let you screw up the future for all of us.

Gah, whatever.

Refuted!

I refute you, sir!

Do you think I should go over and put a good word in for him?

What are you going to say?

I could tell her about his strangely weighty balls.

They're like... hairy apples.

- Are you Alex? - Yeah.

I was told you can help me.

With my power.

What's the problem?

I turn things inside out.

Hm.

That doesn't seem that bad.

It's good for doing the laundry.

And transgender surgery.

I turned my cat inside out.

UK...

Why don't we go somewhere a bit quieter?

OK.

So what's your power?

What?

Your power.

- Why were you at the support group? - Oh...

Er... I have super hearing.

That's so cool.

What?

I said, "That's so cool."

- I said it quietly, because you can... - Right.

It's not always on.

- It gets too loud. - OK.

So, what about you? What's your power?

I can move other stuff, too. Not just lager.

Shit! Shit, I'm sorry.

L-I should go.

Do you want me to walk you home?

Sorry.

Sorry. Just let it air dry.

Not it. The trousers.

Let them air dry.

Shall we?

Oh!

...Hi.

Do you... like apples?

Er... yeah.

You are gonna love his balls.

Well, I hope everything works out for you. Sorry about your cat.

Oh, never mind.

We were just...

We can probably guess, actually. We don't need... any photos...

Videos.

Well... Have a good night.

Having a great night anyway, already.

Alex.

From the bar.

Can't keep it in his pants for more than two seconds. It's a sickness.

A disease.

Can I get your number?

Sure, yeah.

- I'll call you. - OK.

Is anyone going to the bar tonight?

- I work there. - I wasn't talking to you.

- I'll go with you. - Whatever.

- Sure, I'll go for a drink. - Yeah. Oh, oh... Shit, I can't.

No, I met this girl at the support group last night.

Leah. Yeah, we really, really connected.

Went out afterwards for a drink...

They saw me.

So... this whole thing

about going for a drink is so you can tell us about this girl.

No.

No! I was...

I was just interested in what your plans were for tonight.

Excuse me!

011...! (CHUCKLES)

Something on your mind?

You're on my mind. You are.

You've cast a spell.

I can't eat, I can't sleep

and I can't shit,

without that

popping into me head!

Well, urn, I hate to mess up your well-established routine of eating,

sleeping and shitting, so...

Do you want meet up later and talk about it?

- Yeah. - OK. Well, it's a date.

Grr, you're a witch.

You're a beautiful friggin' witch.

You know that?

# I've been looking so long

# At these pictures of you

# That I almost believe that they're real

# I've been living so long with my pictures of you

# That I almost believe that the pictures

#Are all I can feel... #

Hiya.

Hi?

Don't worry, I'm...