Hell's Belles

Tough race.

Congratulations, Dan.

Almost had him.

Should've run him off the road when I had the chance.

Come on, Tony, don't take it so hard.

Yeah, there's always next year.

Next year. Hell.

I want that bike.

Maybe you can still get it.

From what I hear, it's up for grabs to the highest bidder.

Oh, yeah?

Hey, hold it.

- Congratulations. - Thanks, Carlyle.

- Cot an offer for you. - Let's hear it.

- Cycle. How much you want for it? - What do you got in mind?

I got me a good bike.

You know that. I almost took the race on it.

So how about my bike and 300 bucks?

Oh, I'm sorry, Carlyle, but I'm shooting for at least $2,000 cash.

Come up with that kind of money, we'll do some talking.

Well, let's put this baby to bed,

and then I'll buy you a drink or two, huh?

Danny?

See you soon?

Okay, let's get this bike unloaded.

Slash a couple of those tires so he won't be following us.

- What about that bike? - Fix it so it won't run.

Let's get out of here.

Hey, Tony?

Gonna need a headlight for that thing.

No more doubling up, Buzz. You take my old bike.

Hey, man, great.

What about him?

Time he comes to, we'll be long gone.

Man, that sure is pretty.

Hey, Tampa, are you gonna take it?

I've been thinking on it. Ain't never had a bike that pretty.

Hey! You people get away from there!

We were just looking at it, man.

Okay, you've seen it. Now move off.

You ain't the friendliest guy in the world, are you?

I wouldn't worry about it.

Hey, Tony, let's get out of here.

Hey, don't be touching my cycle, if you please.

- Your cycle? - Just made up my mind.

No way, friend.

Maybe I didn't make myself clear, friend.

I've been meaning to have that bike.

I'm gonna give you something fair and square for it.

I'm gonna give you my motorcycle.

That's a fair deal.

The girl don't go with it. That's my old lady.

I knew we had a deal.

You got a good head on your shoulders.

Cherry, baby! Get your butt off the man's motorcycle.

You had your joke now, fella.

Split.

You don't want to do business with me?

Looks like I'm gonna have to explain trading to you, boy.

Back off, redneck, or it's game time.

Game time!

- Go, baby. - Give it to him, Tampa.

Okay. Then let's get it on.

Come on.

Hey, Gippo!

You okay?

Gippo, here!

Hey, Tampa, you're gonna be needing this.

Let's get the hell out of here before the cops come.

Baby, we're gone. Okay, let's split!

All right, Carlyle.

I saw it was you before you decked me. Where's my bike?

Well, ten guys beat us up and took off with it.

That way.

Man, I'm sorry.

I was just crazy drunk.

I would have brought it back in the morning.

Sure you would've.

Tampa?

How long are you gonna play with that dumb old thing?

Cherry, baby... it ain't even broke in yet.

Well, neither am I.

Besides, you're gonna have a hard time making love to it.

I'd be much nicer.

Let's get it done, then.

You can't hide from me.

I seen you.

Aw, Tampa...

What are you hiding from Gippo for?

I know... you got a bottle.

- Yeah. - Come on.

Gimme.

Hey, you!

Swatted him like a fly.

Get him!

He didn't hurt you, did he, baby?

Let's get him. Come on!

Hold it, you pack of savages!

Take him back inside.

Looks like we caught us a motorcycle thief.

You know what we're gonna do to you, boy?

I didn't steal it.

Of course you didn't.

I stopped you.

You was making off with my motorcycle.

- Chain him! - That's right.

Give him to me.

I owe him.

Go on, Gip, tell it like it is.

Come on, Gip, let's hear it.

I... I seen him sneaking over by your motorcycle.

And when I went over there, he hit me in the head.

With a rock.

With a rock?

You're a bad one.

Damn it, that cycle's mine! I won it as a prize!

Tell another one like that, and you're gonna turn to stone.

I got a medal right here in my pocket that'll prove it!

Have a look, Gip.

Bring it here, you ninny.

It's pretty.

Read the inscription. That'll prove it.

It's got some writin' on it.

If this is so, how come somebody else had the cycle?

He stole it from me just like you stole it from him.

Wait a minute, man.

I didn't steal nothing from nobody.

I swapped them.

I don't give a damn how you got that cycle.

I'm here to take it back.

Take it back?

It's mine now.

Don't come crying to me

because you ain't man enough to hang on to it.

Don't talk about bein' man enough

when you got two goons holding me down.

That ain't very nice, mister.

Those guys are protecting you from yourself.

If you was loose, you're liable to walk into a fist or something.

I'll chance it.

Tampa, he sure is begging for it.

You want him, Gip?

I give him to you.

Go on, bust him.

That took some of the fight out of him.

You bastards better kill me, 'cause...

I'm gonna get every last thievin' one of you.

Gip, I think he means it.

Look, cowboy...

Me and my people don't steal.

You must allow we didn't know that bike was stolen when we acquired it.

Being law-abiding citizens, we're gonna make it up to you.

Give you something in return.

You got nothing I want.

Let me kick him in the head. That'll shut him up.

Unfair to kick a man when he's down.

- Let's get him up on his feet. - Leave him be.

Cowboy and I have some swapping to do.

Let's see what I got for you, cowboy.

I know just the thing.

Now ain't this nice?

- What are you up to? - You like her?

What the hell's going on?

Give the man a smile, sugar, will you?

Keep her. I don't want her.

I know. You want your cycle.

But you ain't gonna get it 'cause a swap's a swap.

So you better take her and be happy.

Damn it! I don't want her!

Hey, Tampa, you almost had me scared for a minute.

I almost thought you meant it.

Tampa, help me!

Take good care of him, honey.

Just like you did for us.

Let's split. Come on!

Tampa? Don't leave me here! Tampa!

He really did run off and leave you, huh?

Which way did they go?

Hey! I asked you a question.

Your friends ran off and left you here.

What are you trying to protect them for?

- What are you planning to do? - Get my bike back!

You're crazy. There's ten of them.

- You'd never stand a chance. - That's my worry!

You're gonna tell me where they went, or I'll bust your--

All right!

They're on their way to Nogales. They've been gone an hour.

They went over you real good, didn't they?

They may not be so easy next time.

Neither will I.

Big talk, considering they're not here.

What are you so smug about?

They sure don't think much of their women!

You're no improvement!

Neither are you!

I'm getting rid of you the first town we come to!

All right, break it up!

You want gas, I'll do it.

Give me that.

Gippo.