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What if we told you
that there was no limit?
That you could be healthier, feel better
and live longer than ever before?
What if we told you your time is right now?
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I did it.
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We all did it.
- Have you ever wanted to be part of the future,
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I fucking hate that ad.
- I bet it has something to do with these boxes.
Presents!
What do you think it is?
It's a drug trial.
Guess.
I hate guessing games.
I'm seriously terrible at them.
- They contain the drugs for the trial.
Oh right.
Obviously.
We just take them?
And shouldn't they give us more information?
Yes, come on.
The rep said it was quick, easy money.
- Don't worry. I've done heaps of these.
They're easy as fuck.
I opened my box guys.
- You just became my favorite person in this room.
Hello everyone.
Welcome to test 1477-REMJG.
I'm Dr. Everitt Skye.
And thank you for coming down on such short notice.
I won't take much of your time.
Just some rules and regulations to get through.
How did this go?
Good?
No?
I'm just doing one of these things.
Sorry guys.
So I hope you all found today's location just fine
and we are very sorry for keeping you waiting.
Please stop waving at me, sir.
I can see you.
So usually you'd be in one of our
regular lab testing facilities but they were.
The best we could find at short notice was this sound studio
which is actually looking pretty good.
So please don't touch anything or move stuff around.
You might get hurt.
I actually think some famous bands played in there.
I wouldn't know because I'm not really a music guy,
but you can check the website when you get home.
It's very interesting.
Anywho, please don't take the pill at the same time.
And the standard eight-hour test will begin.
The second that time hits zero the doors will unlock
and you're free to go home.
Wait. What do you mean unlock?
- Oh, the doors must stay locked.
Leaving the room invalidates the data.
You won't get paid.
So pretty please, don't go anywhere.
So thanks for being part of the future of science.
You're all heroes in there.
Fight for a better tomorrow.
Have fun, all the best and good luck.
Wait.
What if I get claustrophobic?
Hello?
Hello.
- Hey, there are cameras everywhere.
Don't steal.
That's kleptomania.
I get claustrophobic.
It's fear of small spaces.
- You probably should've done a clinical trial then.
Don't worry.
Those places are massive.
Actually, it's not as big, is it?
It's actually quite small, isn't it?
It's like the walls are like coming in you, aren't they?
Wait, you get a little bit sweat in your brow.
Leave her alone, would you?
- Just a little bit of fun, sweetheart.
- Eight hours in here together should be pretty easy.
So you've done this before?
Yes, shitloads.
You got any advice?
Yeah, don't be a dickhead.
- Okay everyone, let's take the pill.
I wonder what it does to us.
Imagine if it's molly or something
and we all get totally high.
That'll be awesome.
I wish.
But it's not gonna do nothing.
You see, we're control.
I don't think you're right.
And who are you?
I think we're about to embark on something really special.
Energy in the room.
He's one of them.
- Okay guys, let's just stop talking and take the pill.
- And the timer won't start until we do.
What is control?
Clinical trials have the two.
And a placebo go to the control group.
We're control, no doubt.
- Then we might as well not take it.
- Well, I never had to go through so few hoops.
One questionnaire, one day's notice, bullshit.
Who cares if it's a real pill or a sugar pill.
Let's just take the damn thing.
Do I make myself clear?
"Do I make myself clear?"
Who made you boss man?
Just open the box.
Take out the pill.
What one earth?
Looks like crystals.
Ah! It's so pretty.
Seriously?
What are doing?
Stop, stop.
Take the pill, come on.
What pill?
Oh em gee!
What the hell?
- You mean this one? - Oh God!
How did you do that?
It's magic.
Like for real?
Sure.
I don't know guys.
This looks weird to me.
We have to take it within a few seconds of each other.
- It's literally the craziest thing I've ever seen.
Figuratively.
What?
Let's all take the pill before this guy
gets even more angry.
My name is Devin.
And yes, let's take it already.
I mean, I know my pills if you're catching my drift.
I don't.
What do you mean?
Illegal drugs.
Really?
Yeah. Good, good.
Now, just get it in your mouth.
You sounded more like my ex.
That dirty bitch doing me before we quit.
This is truly special.
- I don't care if you think it's special.
And I don't care about your whore ex-wife.
Oi, I can say it, mate.
You can't.
Calm down, Devin.
I mean, have you ever seen anything like that before?
They're a business.
What are they gonna do to us?
All right, I'll calm down.
Now, everyone let's take the pill.
You know what?
I can't be late for this new club opening tonight.
Word is, this amazing DJ is gonna be there...
- Can we hold the chatter after we take the pill?
- Why are you so desperate for us to take this?
I just don't wanna be in here all day.
Okay, he's got a point.
Everyone, open your water.
Come on.
Three, two, one.
Not so bad, was it?
Oh, that tasted awful.
It was totally gross.
Smooth.
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