Below Deck Mediterranean

Previously on "Below Deck Med"...

Suzanne Klein is a glamorous entrepreneur.

She's hired elite matchmaker Amy Laurent

to bring on six eligible bachelors.

Amy's goal is to find the best possible match.

I'm very eager to show my talent to the guests.

I want to impress the world.

So, you said there's no love triangle.

But I do like Joy.

I'm starting to realize Luke kept this a secret

so he could still pursue Joy.

And I will have a conversation with her.

Is that a threat?

-The night with Gen. -Yeah?

We were intimate.

And you just, like, vent her like this

and just go back to me?

Blegh.

He's not a solid man, and I don't want him in my life.

Luke jizzed on Nate's sheets and didn't change them.

There's another man's deposit on your bed, you know what I mean?

What?

The fact that he hasn't told me and everyone else

is talking about it, that's what's pissing me off.

---ing rude as .

You disrespected me.

Now, if you keep ----ing up with your job,

it's not going to end well.

If you piss me off, the slightest amount,

you'll be on the passarelle with your ----ing bags packed.

So disrespectful.

Let's have a good charter, yeah?

I've got a lot riding on this.

It's not like a ----ing game for me.

I can't believe that I could lose my job

for something like this.

I've lost Joy, Gen hates me,

and now my bosun can't stand the sight of me.

Everything on the boat feels like it's

just spiraling and spiraling and spiraling.

-I can't believe Nate knows. -Yeah.

I can't wait to be back in my ----ing pantry.

-Watch out. -Ow.

You relax, enjoy your charter.

-Have fun. -Yeah, thank you.

The remaining six should be arriving soon.

-Yes! -Thank you.

Do you want to tidy up around the jacuzzi as well?

-Okay, will do. -And we'll run luggage.

Yes, sir.

-She's trusting me -Six blind dates.

You know, most women have to swipe left to right.

I just have to go from bow to stern.

That's a lot of luggage for two women and a damn dog.

What do I do in this situation?

Gen, are you going to put the canapes up?

Yeah.

Aesha, there's nowhere she can jump off or hide.

-She's free to roam. -Free to roam.

Absolutely.

She's been on boats many times.

Perfect. Can I bring you anything?

I would love some chicken breasts cut up for her.

-Yeah. -She has to have her bed.

-Yeah? -Um, I need you.

Okay. I just have to do a couple of things for the primary,

so I'll be back in two seconds.

Okay, but it can't be that long because

I would like us to go upstairs.

-Sure. -Just give me two seconds.

-Okay. -Okay.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Amy's back.

She needs to control every little detail.

Can we make sure that there's waters in everybody's room?

That's the way we will do our dinner service.

-Perfect. -Oh, I'm fine with that.

Tomorrow's going to be a big day.

Okay, but not everybody can go.

It's frustrating when I know I run a tight ship.

Okay. So I need a big favor.

-Yes. -I need you and I need Suzanne.

We need to talk strategy before the guys get here.

Let's go up now.

We're on a time crunch. Can you grab...

Yeah.

Gosh.

Hello, Sugar Baby.

-I've got your food. -Oh.

Suzanne, Amy was wondering if we could go up

to the sundeck to strategy talk.

Oh, sure.

Vegan goat cheese, tomato, salad cucumber...

Quick, quick, quick.

I'm very nervous with this charter.

Primary Suzanne has two full pages of preference sheets.

---ing dog has preferences.

Suzanne is going to be terrible.

-Okay. -I'm looking for love.

Yes. Yes. We're so excited about it.

Listen, I did 80 dates in four months.

-Oh, my God. -After the divorce.

Given my job, that's like shocking.

All of these guys are very handsome.

They're very fit.

I mean, physical for me is not the top.

It's all about the connection and the heart.

That's the thing.

A good heart, and makes you laugh.

Sorry, Suzanne, but I am very glad

I'm not in the dating pool anymore.

You know, my life and my head is so busy

at the moment with all of my wedding stuff.

At this stage, we have got a venue locked down.

We've got the food locked down, and I've got my dress.

And a DJ who plays the saxophone,

and his brother plays the trombone.

So, we're going to be getting down low to T-Pain

while they're going to be going hard on the...

Maybe everyone can meet up here.

We can have some drinks and things, and then you

could maybe facilitate taking you off one by one.

Great.

Aesha, Nathan. I see the boys coming up.

Copy. Coming to the aft deck.

Oh, my goodness.

I'll let you guys chat amongst yourselves.

I really want to find love again.

I'm going to give this 110%.

Oh, sorry.

I was... I was in the laundry room.

-Sorry. -All good.

Oh, you did? Okay. Cool.

All right. I need to get ready

if we're going to make this happen here.

The Bachelor boys, soon to be men.

-Oh, my God. -

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. It all crashed.

-Can you go fill it up? -It's okay. Got it.

-Hello, gentlemen. -How are you guys?

Oh, my God.

It's ----ing embarrassing.

-Oh, my God. -Welcome.

-Hi. -Hi. I'm Will.

-Nice to meet you. -Very nice to meet you, too.

Welcome aboard.

-Kurt. -Aesha. Nice to meet you.

It's going to be hard watching this charter

with all this love and romance

just pushed in my face considering what

just happened with Luke, but my advice to Suzanne

is if she falls for any of these guys,

make sure to clean up the sheets afterwards.

Here we have the sundeck. Got some canapes here.

Got the bunny pad, the jacuzzi.

Oh, fun.

Yes, I chartered this. That's what I did.

Hi, guys.

-Hello, young lady. -Come on in for a huddle.

Here you go, brother. Appreciate it.

You each will get some one-on-one time with her.

We're not competing against each other.

Exactly.

I think I'm dropping everything...

-These are clean. -Yeah, I'm paying karma for

what happened to Nathan's sheets.

We didn't in his bed.

What did you do?

Naughty girl!

Was there actually sperm on the sheets?

-No! -And Nathan slept in it

for like three nights.

I'm literally at a loss for words.

Is he actually mad?

Yeah.

Here we go.

Captain Sandy, we're ready for undocking.

We're going to go all the way down here, past Lokrum.

What's wrong?

Come on, what's that about?

On charter two night out, uh...

Luke went onto my bunk,

and he ejaculated on my sheets.

and never changed them, and I slept in them

-throughout the Charter. -No way.

Oh my God.

I wish I would have never heard that.

Luke ejaculated on my sheets,

and I slept in them throughout the Charter.

No way.

Is that for real?

I swear to God.

-I like Luke. -I like him too, yeah.

-But that's crossing the line. -Yeah.

That's crossing the line.

There should be ramifications for that behavior.

Never, ever, have I had this happen in my yachting career.

I was the last to know.