Ahaan

Not again.

Coming!

Hold on.

Who the hell is it?

Why the fuck would you turn off the doorbell?

Where are your keys?

Anu!

Anu, my shirt's inside. Open up, please.

Anu.

Anu!

Make sure you don't crease the shirt.

Anu!

-Lucky's anything but lucky! -Yeah, okay. Bowl.

We need a wicket, Lucky!

What amazing weather! So good... Lovely!

Fielding.

Ahaan bowling.

What a pain!

Ignore him. Bowl.

Ball coming.

Ahaan. Six!

-Will you hit a six now? -Yes.

-Here, take the bat. -Wait...

Attitude!

Ready?

-Ready. -Shall I bowl?

-Yes. -Ahaan is ready. Here goes the bowler.

Ahaan hits a six!

-Wow! -There it goes.

-Where is it? -It's gone far.

-Very far! -It crossed the boundary.

-It's gone into the sea! -Gone into the sea!

Hari!

Hari!

Come on, let's go.

Hari!

Carry on, I'll join you.

-What is it? -Listen.

We're a fielder short. Come join the game.

Hey, Tinku!

Let's go!

And listen...

-Don't get him along. -What's happening?

Can't you hear?

Gayatri has been calling you for so long.

I was sweeping the balcony. I was just coming.

Go and get some cottage cheese.

-Now? -Yes, hurry up!

-Okay. -Don't wander around.

I'll be right back.

Ahaan, your breakfast.

Here, butter your toast.

I might be late tonight.

At least, have breakfast before you go.

Come.

Ahaan... You're done with breakfast, right?

Go, get ready.

Ranjit, the kids in the building are planning a picnic.

Get to the point, Gayatri.

I want Ahaan to join them.

We've discussed this enough times.

You know my reasons.

Why bring it up again?

I'll go for a picnic! I'll go for a picnic!

Ahaan. Go inside.

You know how those kids treat him, don't you?

The change will be good for him.

Please let him go, Ranjit.

Enjoy your breakfast.

Mom, I'll go picnic.

With friends!

Girlfriends! I'll go with friends.

Okay, fine.

Will you go give Ms. Anu those brownies?

It's over there.

Okay.

-Who is it? -Sir, Abhijeet.

-Who Abhijeet? -Sir, doorstep banking.

-Hi, sir. -Come in.

Actually, sir...

Shoes, sir.

What's wrong with them?

No, sir. You'll ask me to take them off...

Okay.

Have a... Have a good day, sir.

Who is it?

Ahaan... Hi!

-Come on in. -Hi.

Hold it there, young man.

Do you roam about in shoes at home too?

Never mind. Ahaan, give me that.

-And take off your shoes there. -Yes, yes.

-Sit, I'll be right back. -Okay.

Here.

-Lovely juice! -I'm glad you like it.

So, how are you? You don't come to the park these days?

Yesterday... I came.

-I left early. -Oh, I didn't see you.

Here. For the brownies.

-Okay. I'll leave now. -Okay.

-Bye, Ahaan. -Yes, bye.

-See you later. -Yeah... okay.

Did you have to call him in?

You could've collected the box at the door.

You can treat people the way you like.

Please don't interfere in my matters.

Slowly.

Control the steering wheel, and carefully move ahead.

Eyes on the road and drive slow.

Hi, Mom. Where are you going?

Your Dad is getting an award tonight!

Oh, nice! I'll come and cheer for my Dad.

I know, son. But...

Let's see what mood he's in today.

Ahaan.

Dad's come.

Gayatri, hurry up. We need to leave.

Yeah. Nice.

Wow!

Hi, Mom! How do I look?

Very nice!

Ahaan wants to come along to cheer his Dad.

No, Mom...

Tinku and I will party at home!

Really?

Yay!

I want to get married.

My wife

My child. Two children.

One boy, one girl.

They'll have their birthdays...

Happy birthday to you!

Feed me cake too.

-My wife. -Okay.

She won't feed me?

-Wait. -Okay.

She'll give me mouth.

Here, sweetie, have cake.

Give me a kiss.

What work will you do?

Simple work. I'll do my own work.

Lovely, fun. Hey, come here?

Listen, get these photocopied.

Get these photocopied.

My passport.

My social security card.

PAN card.

Get copies made.

Okay. Secretary?

-Secretary. -Will it be a guy or a girl?

A girl.

You are upset because your dad

didn't take you along, right?

How can they do this?

They don't think of me.

They only think of themselves.

My wedding. I want to get married. Where will my wife stay?

I want to have my own house. My life.

-You want to live by yourself. -By myself.

You want the logo on the left, right?

Okay.

And the font size, a little bigger.

-Hi, Ahaan. -Hi.

-Brownies for you! -Thank You!

What's cooking?

I've made Chicken Biryani.

-Want to try some? -Chicken Biryani!

Come on in!

-Sit, I'll be right back. -Yes, yes.

-Here you go. -Biryani!

Wow, thank you.

-Superb Biryani. -Anu!

-Do you want more? -No, no.

Thank you. I'm on a diet!

Anu, where are you?

Can't you hear me? Who are you talking...

Oh.

What the...

Is that food on the sofa?

-Ozzy... -Is that food?

-Ozzy, please relax. Just calm down. -Damn!

Just... It's okay.

Ahaan, don't worry about it.

-Eat some more. -No no, I'm dieting.

Ozzy! Hey, what the... What are you doing?

Stop it! Ahaan, it's okay.

Stop! What are you doing?

Ahaan, it's okay.

Please!

-What? -Will you just stop it now?

Anu.

This must not happen again.

Goddam, he was eating on my sofa!

You know how much I hate all this.

Let's have some discipline in this house!

-God! -You know how much it bothers me!

I've had enough.

I've had enough of this bullshit!

Your OCD...

Your obsession with everything,