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That girl's looking at you.

Maybe she's looking at me.

She's not looking at you, JJ.

JJ?

JJ gets locked on. You have to look after him.

Cook's his friend.

I think Cook's your friend... Isn't he?

We're friends because you don't surf 'n' turf my men.

He's not yours. He'll never belong to anyone.

Shut up.

He's not the one you want.

- Shut up! - When I'm with you,

I feel like I'm a better person and I feel happier - less alone.

Careful what you wish for, Pandora.

Why?

What's wrong?

Why don't you want to be friends with us?

Cook hasn't got any friends.

Don't say that!

Acknowledged.

JJ!

JJ! Gay J! Gay J! Gay J!

Hey, Gay J!

Gay J, Gay J, Gay J, Gay J!

Messerschmitt ME-262E...

A Curtis P40 Kittyhawk...

A Hawker Typhoon...

Night Fighter or Ground Attack?

Ground Attack.

A Focke Wulf 190... Gloster Meteor...

Boulton Paul Defiant...and...

Mitsubishi Zero. I want that in Kamikaze spec.

What's happened, JJ? I sold you that one three weeks back.

Collateral damage - quite a lot of it. Rage incident, y'know.

Another one?

'Fraid so.

You taking those pills they give you?

Of course. I'm the pill king.

Maybe they stopped working, yeah?

Impossible. Olanzipine, Risperidone and Dextroamphetamine

have unrivalled efficacy rates.

Well, something's up, ain't it?

I mean, deliberately destroying a Kamikaze spec Zero...

That's gotta tell you something.

Here, this'll cheer you up.

I got cruise missiles on special offer.

Intercontinental?

Oh, yeah.

R62 Matador...

the real deal.

Nobody fucks ya with one of these babies!

Oh, dear.

Can you remember where I live?

Course I can.

Terry died and you live with the other ladies now.

Oh, bugger!

No! I don't want to.

Come on.

I'm telling you, I don't like it. I can't come here!

Don't be a silly bear.

It'll be fine.

Really?

Really.

I'll come and check on you later on. Don't panic, yeah?

Next.

Eleven stone three.

Metric, if you wouldn't mind, JJ.

71.7 kilos.

Good, good.

Why do you always weigh me?

We weigh everyone.

Yes, but why?

You don't have to worry about that.

Well, I do.

You know what we say about worrying.

Just don't.

That's right - just don't.

Take a seat, lad.

So, how have we been?

It's complicated.

Yes, of course.

Got any new tricks for me?

I'm not doing magic any more.

Really?

Have you been taking your pills?

Yes. That's the thing,

nobody likes magic, or there isn't a point,

or maybe they just don't like me enough.

Who?

My friends.

Your friends don't like you?

I'm pretty sure of it.

And why is that?

Because if they liked me, maybe they'd listen to me occasionally

instead of fighting all the time and hating each other.

I'm sure they don't hate you.

I didn't say they hated me.

They hate each other.

Well, there you go.

I've been getting locked on -

breaking stuff, getting into rages.

Don't do that.

Right.

I'll give you some new little pills.

We can't get enough of them! Take them at breakfast and supper, OK?

Instead of what?

No, as well as, JJ - as well as.

Sitro Teasic Ulvaceous Neoprenes.

Amusing, isn't it?

Pretty effective blighters - sort everything out.

I think...

I think I want to be... normal, you know?

Yes, so take those twice a day.

No, I... That's not it.

Freddie smashed Cook and Cook stole his girl,

and they're my best friends.

They don't sound like friends.

No, you don't...

They're MY friends and they hate each other because of Effy, and...

But we love each other, or at least...

You love a girl - that's normal.

That's not it.

I do love her, but...

But that's not it.

Oh.

I'm feeling angry!

You're worrying.

Yes! I'm worrying and...

I'm worrying, and...

So just don't do that, OK?

Hi, JJ.

What a surprise.

Hi.

Oh, hi, Emily. What are you...?

Oh.

We don't say.

It's OK.

Yes, yes. It's all right. It's just I don't expect...

I don't usually see people I know in here.

Why not?

Because normal people don't come here.

Yeah, right.

Well, I've been having a bit of counselling.

Oh. Nice.

I asked them to help me to be a bit more honest with people, you know?

Anyway, they just gave me these.

Oh!

Snap.

Must be good if they can help you calm down and be more honest.

Yeah.

It wasn't really what I was hoping for.

Do you need calming down?

Believe me, I totally do.

I'm getting overstimulated just talking to you now.

I mean, you're exciting me. Wait! That's not...

Bugger! Shitification!

It's all right, JJ.

It's hard telling people things about yourself, isn't it?

Yeah.

But I'm gonna try.

It's no big deal.

Probably couldn't care less.

About what?

I want to have sex with girls.

Right.

Yeah. I like girls.

I like sex with girls.

I like their rosy lips, their hard nipples, bums, soft thighs.

I like tits and fanny, you know?

There, I've said it and now...

Oh, fucking hell.

Priazapan... Moraglutomol... Triculine... Rizzalin...

The veritable Stun, as of today.

That is a lot of drugs.

Dietary supplements.... Ah, here's my vitamin C.

I do about twenty of these a day, cos they're nice and fizzy.

Go on. Try one.

You're supposed to dissolve them, but they've got a better kick this way.

Go on. Go!

Mmm.

All right.

Urgh. Urgh, uhh!

I don't think you want to do that!

Emily? Emily! Holy shit!

JJ...

I think you've got your hand on my tit.

I know. I mean... shit, sorry.

Well, I've had a lovely time.

I've screwed this all up, haven't I?

Truth is...

you're nice, JJ.

I'm unusual.

Yeah?

That's just code for "not normal".

I'd give anything to be normal for a whole day.

Hey...

If you were normal, what would you do?

I'd lose my virginity first, several times.

Then have a Choccy Nut milk shake without going into shock.

Then I'd tell Freddie and Cook to stop fighting over Effy before they