Teen Titans Go!

"Beast Boy's St. Patrick's Day Luck, and it's Bad"

What up, me lads and lassies?

Top of the mornin' to ya, yo.

If that's supposed to be an Irish accent, it's not even close.

Oh, how bout' this?

Oh, that is much, much worse.

- This is better, right? - Boo, I say boo!

Argh, this be an Irish accent for sure, right?

Hmm, now you just sound like a pirate.

Indeed he do. Yar!

- Yar! - Yar!

Yar!

Yar, yar, yar!

- Yar! - Yar.

Yar!

Is there a reason you're talking in bad Irish accents, Beast Boy?

You're kidding, right? Today's your day!

- St. Patrick's Day. - I am not Irish.

But, you are a leprechaun, right?

- Indeed. - I mean, that goes without saying..

Yeah, everybody knows you're a leprechaun.

Why would you all think I am a leprechaun?

'Cause you're short.

- I am not short! - You're pretty short.

- Beast Boy is shorter than I am. - I do not believe this so.

Oh, yeah? Let's do it! Back to back! Back to back!

- See, I am taller. - I don't think so, dude.

No, he's doing that thing with his hand,

where he has it tilted to make himself look taller.

And did someone check to see if he's on his tippy toes?

I only know what I see, a leprechaun in denial.

I am not a leprechaun!

Relax, bruh! You're secret's safe with us.

And we have no desire to take the pot of gold.

There is no pot of gold to take!

Sure. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

St. Patrick's Day is all about the three "L"s.

Leprechauns, luck, and my favorite, pinching!

If you're wearing green, you get to pinch people who aren't.

You're not wearing green, you are green. That doesn't count.

My skin is green, and I wear my skins, momma.

Now get ready, I get to pinch all of you.

Not Robin, he wears the green pants.

You can pinch me if you want, Starfire.

That would not be in accordance with the pinch rules.

- How about now? - No, thank you.

I'll take that pinch, fool.

- Ow! - Pinch, pinch, pinch, pinch.

Ow!

- I need some bacitracin. - Oh, so satisfying! Oh.

Oh, yeah? Let's see how you like it.

We about to take you down to pinch town.

Yo, yo, yo, you can't pinch me. I am wearing green.

Pinch, pinch, pinch.

Listen, if you pinch someone wearing green,

you'll be cursed with bad luck, forever!

Pinch, pinch.

No!

You've cursed yourselves

with a million years of bad luck, matties.

- Oh, yo, ho, ho! - Whatever.

Uh-oh.

- We're cursed, bro! - Yeah, I knows.

- So much of the bad luck. - I am getting the worst of it.

Really? I thought you'd be, like, immune.

- Because I am a leprechaun? - Ha! He admitted it!

Now give me some frosted oat cereal with marshmallow surprises!

The leprechaun has admitted its leprechaundriety.

I don't know what Starfire said, but he's definitely a leprechaun.

Leprechaun is the house!

Just tell us how to get rid of the bad luck.

Why should I? You pinched me!

- I am sorry. - I was all red and swelled up.

We apologize.

I had to rub all kinds of ointments in everything.

- Ew. - And now, you ask me for help?!

- We'll do anything to lift this curse. - Anything, huh?

Okay.

Pinchy, pinchy, pinchy, pinchy, pinchy!

Now, will you tell us how to get rid of this bad luck?

Sure thing, momma. It's super easy.

You just go to the end of a rainbow and find a leprechaun's pot of gold!

That's ridiculous. Rainbows don't have beginnings or ends.

A rainbow is simply a meteorological phenomenon,

caused by refraction and dispersion of light in air-borne water droplets,

resulting in a spectrum of light,

appearing as a multicolored arch in the sky.

Are rainbows truly devoid of the magic, as Robin has said?

He's just trying to keep us from the pot of gold.