Wander Over Yonder

- It's horrible! - What? What's horrible?

It's terrible!

It's...

...awesome!

That's right, it's me, Emperor Awesome,

and I bring news for you nerds.

I've chosen this planet for one of my famous

planet-ending parties.

I know you can't believe it, but it's true.

This is happening. You're so lucky!

We're gonna be blasting mad-hot jams out our jam blasters.

We're gonna be busting mad-sick moves

with our move buster, and the best part is,

you're all invited.

I've thrown down on Tylar 5.

I've cut loose on Crazon.

I even trashed my mom's house once.

And now I'm here to give your stupid little planet

the best night it's ever had,

for I am Emperor Awesome, and I am...

Oh, this is not good.

If that flarpin' idiot keeps partying like there's

no tomorrow, there will literally be no tomorrow.

Come on, Wander, we gotta pull the plug on this party.

Wander. Wander!

Par-tay!

Wander. Wander!

Wander, I know you love parties,

and hate party poopers, but this is a bad party.

It deserves to be pooped on, you got me?!

Yeah, okay, this is not good.

Look, I'm gonna go in there and take down awesome on my own.

You stay here and just control yourself.

- Think you can do that? - I... I'll try.

Good. I'll be right back.

All right, time to get this party ended.

Where you going, saddlebags?

To punch awesome's teeth in... Uh, I mean, dance.

Not dressed like that, you ain't.

Seriously? You superficial, shallow Knuckleheads are all the same.

You want every girl to have big, stupid hair like this.

And a dinky little outfit and uncomfortable shoes,

and a bunch of clown makeup, and, I don't know, some of this stuff,

is this what you want? Huh? Is it?

Yeah, that's it.

No, I don't... I was just trying to prove...

oh, forget it.

Okay, hard part's over. Now to just get to that stage and...

Whoa! Whoa! Ow!

- Stop it. - We can't.

They're partying too hard. Please help us.

Who wants glow rods?

Be careful, they're mildly radioactive.

Psych! Nobody should ever be careful ever.

Awesome, I am coming... for you!

Yeah, you want this.

What? Ew, no way. Whoa!

Sylvia, I think... I think...

I think the rhythm's inside me.

Just a little while longer.

You gotta hold on!

There's gotta be a way to get up on that stage.

Excuse me, lady. Awesome saw you out there.

- He wants you up on that stage. - Uh... Okay then.

Just hang in there, pal, a few more minutes.

No... problem.

Come on, come on. Wander's about to pop any second now.

Calm down, dancin' folks. He'll be out on stage any second now.

Yes, finally!

What?!

Congrats, Rebecca. You're part of the awesome crew now.

I'm takin' you to every planet I party on.

B.T. dubs, had no idea what your name was

out there in lame town; it's Rebecca now.

Becks. Yeah, now you're Becks.

"B."

Let me outta here, Awesome.

I'm gonna shut this party down.

Don't wear yourself out, B. We're just gettin' started.

Oh, yeah, lovin' what I'm seein', party bros.

Let's crank the volume up and bring this planet down.

Soon, everybody in this lame old universe will know...

nobody parties harder

than Emperor Awesome!

Wander! Wander!

Wander!

Wandeeeeer!!

Let 'er rip, buddy. Time to dance!

Dance, daaaance!!

Hey, what's with the fur ball? Don't we have a dress code?

That's Wander, and he loves partying

more than anybody else in the entire universe.

- Even you. - Yeah, right.

If he loves partying so much, can he do this?

- Whoo-hoo! - Yeah!

Well, I'll give it a try.

Oh, do you know this one?

Go, Wander, go, Wander!

Yeah!

Hey, losers, listen up.

History's been made today.

For the first time ever, I've found a planet

too lame for me to party on.

You're all dumb, and I'm leaving.

Did you hear what I said?

You're all uncool, and I'm outta here.

And I'm never coming back! Ever!

I'll get you!

- And I'll get you. - You can't handle this.

Mm. Everybody back in the ship.

We're gone. Awesome out.

I said everybody in the ship!

Just go.

We still have one heck of a mess to clean up.

Clean up...

- Party? - Sure.

Wowee!

All right, Wander, where are we this time?

"You are here." We're here!

See that red dot? That's us, right here.

And that guy's over there. Hello.

Looks like three days to the nearest exit.

We're gonna need supplies. I'll get some grub.

- Two, please. - Care for some royal sauce, my lady?

Nah, my pal and I like to keep it... simple?

- Wander, who is... - A big hungry guy.