The Millionairess

Lady, gentlemen

I am going to read out the will of the late Bernard All Saints Parerga

the Saints Bernardo of Parerga city of Naples, in Liberia, in London and in the world,

at the height of mental faculties of which I gave evidence piling

more money than all of you, I elect the My only daughter Epiphany

heir of all my worldly goods ,

my daughter will marry to the conditions that she

swore to observe, if contrary, she is punished.

Now that my heritage is officially passed into the hands of others

You can really consider died.

Billionaire died.

Live the billionaire!

Live the billionaire!

Give it to me! - Do not dare to open my letters!

I'm not a child. - Shut up! - Epiphany!

Are you husband and I do not allow that... - What?

No Epiphany, please, do not be always cos ى... Ouch!

This is him.

No, no epiphany!

This is her! - This what you wanted!

Coward! - No, no, please!

Epiphany, but what do you do? - This is him.

Get out of here!

You! Oh!

And this is done.

Everybody out!

Oh Dad! Popes.

Dad!

What trouble have you done Epiphany!

Nothing, nothing.

Epiphany!

Epiphany not lying.

But daddy any trouble.

Epiphany! You disobeyed me.

But no father because say these things?

Epiphany! Why did you marry that man.

ى he was so exciting, so fascinating and had a wonderful guadascio.

But he has stood the test?

I did not understand? - Has stood the test?

And then I understood right.

You had understood very well.

The evidence to which you swore submitting your future husband

giving him 500 pounds and marrying only if after three months

he could make them 1 5000, you did so ى?

I have done as you told me I gave him 500 pounds

have given him 500 pounds in shares

three months after them to have bought back to 15000.

But worth dad!

But he did?

A hoot, Epiphany have betrayed a solemn oath.

But I had to know us Parerga we always get what we want

and nothing stops us.

What should I do, tell me, what should I do ?

You're still the same, my daughter you have a habit of dramatizing everything.

No Dad are not worthy of a death cos ى honorable.

What else should I do, ma'am?

Disappear. - How commands lady.

Good morning!

Excellent day for p swimming.

I'm not swimming I am committing suicide.

Understand? Ilo I'm killing.

Ln luck.

Murderess!

Good morning!

From my lawyer.

And you will find enclosed a check to pay the amount you are entitled to

For scoring he moves the husband of Mrs. Parerga.

I think it only has who wait for marriage due respect.

Return, the same letter, we are very grateful for the information

you wanted to provide us with high esteem.

Mrs. will not be very happy with this.

Maybe he already knew.

Epiphany, oh so sorry.

The water is too cold.

What Epiphany! - To drown.

Oh right.

Immediately draw up my will. - Sure Epiphany.

Say infidelity of my husband led me to suicide.

Then you know everything!

Here are stupid dislinguimenti that writes the shameless

his girlfriend.

Then the complaint is now proven .

Proceed immediately against him.

And for me to devise a foolproof system suicide.

Oh!

Here it is.

What?

For suicide.

Tell the pharmacist that cyanide is a hornet's nest

tartaric acid is harmless put them in two different glasses and melts them

in a p water will cos ى acid idrocianico,

a sip sends it to another world, is infallible.

The death takes my very coldly Julius

Ha ha we are now accustomed my clientele consists

from wealthy pillars of the company

How? It has many customers overwhelmed by despair that must take

ready this deadly recipe?

S ى dear and it is infallible.

E 'sure they all died without suffering and the shot?

No, they are all alive.

How dare give me a recipe that is a fraud.

There is a fraud is a deadly poison but no one uses it. - I s ى.

And I hope that the for letting me hang procured.

It 'impossible my friend I am his legal and I give the advice I asked.

I do my duty.

And his heirs will have to give me 20 pounds for advice.

She is disgusting Stagmor, she enriches the death of his clients

It 's my profession, there will be a big business move

after his death Epiphany.

And she would pretend that I ammazzassi only to enrich her

And 'she was to arouse in me this hope.

Porco. - Via're good recipe remedy everything.

To hell with the recipe, that's what I do of his recipe.

I told you that it was infallible and now that has blown out

a steam sit down and expose me his new little problem.

My heart is broken and she, she treats me like a locomotive.

If you were in my place you would do ?

You are not a man is a English

I do not know how my father did to choose a prosecutor

cos ى treacherous and heartless.

Ln certain profession heart is a footprint,

Now please, please, sit down.

Oh Julius, Julius, how could I make a mistake cos ى big.

Dopottutto is a great athlete, I discovered tennis player

black belt and what follows.

S ى, and unlike many beautiful men cos ى was well stripped.

But as Epiphany! - I am very susceptible to sex.

There has no legal relationship with his case.

How could I make a blunder like that.

Assuming that this athlete had a lover fire,

all his ardor was in his punches,

our marriage has been a long series of meetings pugilistic.

And now the final blow, this stupid letter a stupid little woman

Damn!

I want to see, want to see that kind of slut preferred me

I want to see her face.

How strong you are. - Strong and love.

If Jein wants to borrow the car of permanent I'm so sorry

but not give them d. - I know that magic touch.

I assure you that the permanent not involved.

S ى!

What do you want?

Great, s ى a frame very suitable.

To your squalid amorucci.

Enough Epiphany. - Come on! - It ''s time to... -Alza hands.

Show off your lover stroke secret of the teacher.

Let me see how you treat the weaker sex.

Coward. - Permission?

Next lawyer, comes to see the harem my husband.

Do not lose control Epiphany.

Will not you introduce me to your wife treasure?

Sure. Epiphany This is... - Tell her I do not wish to know.

Maybe you better go away Alastair not nice to fight for him

before him, and then is exhausted poor dear,

tonight has never closed eye.

And how do you know?

Ln short you left me for spend the night in the arms

Miss... - Polly Smith very nice to meet you.

Polly... - There was not anything wrong.

He was in his arms s ى or not!

S ى ى so to say there was a little bit but not as she believes.

I know what it means.

It 'a headless cod. - Alastair is not a codfish.

Just I understand. - A moment Epiphany...

I have the duty to remind you that the breakup of a marriage

not a fact irrelevant.

These two inferior beings are highly suited to each other,

we go lawyer Sagamore.

Do not take it so much, it's not his fault with all its beauty

no one can live them next.

This little woman is insulting me.

If a man as gentle and normal Alastair lives with a woman prodigious

likely to die of suffocation.

Does that imply that she is capable of doing something

I do not know?

Well I know not make him happy right?

Tells the elephant and the mouse treasure,

a p tell it! - They make the kittens!

E 'that the mouse that does cruise?

S ى! - S ى ah I know it is very good!

See you in court.

It's good to let my friend.

Julius!

Why he believes that that can him happy and not me?

But it is so simple dear, she need an exceptional man.

S ى ..

Do not think that tovrei make me cut my nose?

Cut the nose!

I'm sure that has nothing to do surgery ,

why not try Adriano Bland?

Adrian Bland!

I really think I should come more often.

Miss Thonks try to give some Mrs. Willoughty

Seat more please. - S ى

It will be a difficult doctor she is so busy.

Thanks. - I'll take you to the elevator.

Oh Adriano. - Sagamore I'm glad to see you.

I would like to introduce Ms. Parerga.

Good evening. - Parerga!

I had never... - Mrs. Parerga has two or three