Honey and Wine

hey buddy!

looking for stuff?

no thank you.

weed, cocaine what do you want?

I got it all.

I'm ok thanks.

you want some girl?

you wanna guy?

I'm trying to get...

magic touch?

okay I'll take the card, thanks.

okay I'll take the card thanks thanks.

if i see if i see you again I'll call the police.

ok

I'm your buddy, yeah?

hey man!

hello?

good morning, sir

it's the reception. You asked...

who is this?

the reception downstairs, sir

you asked to give you a call at 6

to wake you up

did I order a wake up call?

Yes sir you did

okay

would there be anything else i can do? sir

okay, thanks um what time is it?

it's six o'clock in the morning sir

just like you requested to wake you up at six

okay can you please turn the heating up

in here it's brass monkeys um...

there's a switch on your left side sir

where?

on the left side

right

would there be anything else I can do?

okay thanks

thank you, bye

bye and have a good day

who is it now?

wello?

hello sir.

it's reception again.

what?

you asked me to call you twice because you'll not wake up

you will not wake up

no, did I?

yes you did

and you said that you probably will deny

the fact that you did

are you awake sir?

okay. fine

uh just just don't call again please

okay?

I won't sir

have a good day

yes yes, you too

thank you

oh

fuck this

I'm awake

that's it i'm awake

hi it's the front desk

i've never been asleep

no

steve's never gonna sleep early

my god

do i have hideous feet

the morning's here the morning's here

sunshine is here breakfast is near

good morning

christ

oh there we go

yep it's the wrong way around

idiot

there we go

steven when are you gonna get down the

gym and tone up

steve i wish you pizza

when are you gonna get down the gym

steve

pathetic

shit

hi honey

hi darling

hi yeah

look i've just found a packet of cigarettes

around the house

are these yours?

no!

well whose are they?

you're not smoking again?

what?

are you smoking again?

no no no

they are bob's

right, okay, i didn't see him

honey i promise you i'm not smoking

really because you know how much i hate it

especially around the children

you know bobby was drunk the other night

i was helping him i took his jacket then

they are not my cigarettes

please can you just tell me the truth? please

it's all i'm asking

you know i just hate it when you do the

stuff around the kids just believe me

honey why would i lie to you

listen you haven't seen my reading

glasses anywhere

no i haven't seen your reading glasses

it's just i left them on the kitchen side and it's not here anymore

are you sure?

are you wearing mine?

no

have you got mine on can you just check for me? please

i'm asking you to do a simple thing

just check no i've i've just got mine

look i really need these back okay well

i'm wearing mine right

now this is ridiculous okay

well can you just sort your life out i'm

sorry i'm gonna have to wear yours then

because you know i can't see without my

plus ones

if you've done it now haven't you i'm

sorry it's not like it was part of my

plan to wear your glasses i don't want

to wear women's glasses do i go

pathetic sometimes

okay okay yes yes yes yes i'm sorry

thank you

sarah i'm sorry please i can't your work

comes first and you just forget about it

my head's all over the place right now

okay i've got to finish what i came here

to do

this deal when i close it it's going to

be very important to you me the kids

i need to what do you mean me and the

kids

you're literally never here

don't bring the children into this i'll

give them back to you when i get home

you can wear mine or something yeah

yes okay fine i'm

stevie you're sure you're forgetting

something else no what else am i

forgetting

tell me i don't know you tell me

sarah please just i i don't want to play

games just tell me what else am i

forgetting

i'm not playing games you tell me

your wedding ring you left it in the

bathroom

yes okay yeah my i know where my wedding

ring is

i didn't leave it at home on purpose it

was

you saw how stressed i was when i was

leaving the house

it's the first

first time it should never come off it's

your wedding ring

we have vows yes just committed to me

just cut me some slack please okay i'll

see you on tuesday

let me just get this weekend over and

done with i'll make it up to you i

promise

that's a joke you never make it

up and when haven't i

ever you're always saying oh we'll make

it up to you

and you never do steve okay you never do

who's that

it sounds like you're with someone it's

just the radio

look there's no one here steve okay

you're clearly imagining things

tell the kids i said hi if i can put

them on the phone

okay fine tell just tell the kids i love

them

okay give them a kiss from me

okay well i'm gonna go so okay fine have

a good

week bye love you

i can't do anything can i

huh

who is it who would you think it is your

tart

it's me

where you been you're staying on the

drinking time i don't want to drink

take your vodka and enjoy it i'll come

i'll meet you downstairs

i'll i'll be with you later