Welcome to the Jungle

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- Here we are in downtown Suva. -

Mandi's videography extraordinaire.

Waiting for Bijou coming off the plane from Sydney.

BijouI Bij-He- Bijou. HeyI

- Hey! - Come here.

- How are you? - Give me a kiss. Hey.

- Kisses. Kisses. - Quick.Jump in.

Throw your bag in the window. Through the window, quick.

Take this. I gotta-I gotta move the car.

You look great. You look so different. I- I almost didn't recognize you.

You've become a woman overnight, it seems.

Yeah, well, it's been how long?

- How long? Like seven years? - Six, seven? Six years?

Are you still, uh, playing in that band?

I brought you my CD so you can get a signed copy. How's that?

So who's lighting your fire these days, eh?

Oh, you know,just- You know me.

just hanging out. Having fun.

- Do you surf anymore? - I surf the Net.

I'm so excited that you're here.

Here we are, another beautiful day.

As you can see, it's my matey Mandi...

and her hot-to-trot abs.

- Bijou. - I used to have abs like that.

Then I met my friend,Jack Daniel's.

We're still good friends.

Hey, sweetie.

Yes. Mandi and I spent many nights...

waking from our drunken slumber on that grassy knoll at Bondi.

- How was it? - Yeah. It was wild out there.

Yeah?

Here we go. We're looking at some lovely locals.

Kind ofhot if you're into that, uh, pasty adolescent thing.

Who else have we got here?

Where are these girls from? Looks like the United States of''Generica. ''

Hmm.

Everyone's got a median average right now...

of about 2.00.

She looks like she's from the northern beaches.

Ah, the skinhead tattoo look. Always attractive on the beach.

Ah, the Pommy tan. Nice.

Ugly. No st-Ah, hang on. Wait, wait, wait.

He's a pretty kitty.

Oh. Oh.

- - Right.

Yep. Biggest babe meets the biggest babe.

Welcome to Fiji.

Just tell me again why you invited me here.

- What? - Why did you invite me here?

What do you mean?

You know I wanted to spend time with you. And we wanted to hang out.

Without people. Without guys. Just us. A girlie adventure.

- - It's cool.

- He's not my boyfriend or anything. - Yeah, whatever. Whatever.

You just, like- Do you get naked every night? Answer: Yes, you do.

You guys wait here. We'll go find Mikey.

All right. Where is Mikey?

That's gotta be him.

Moment of truth. MikeyI MikeyI

- Hey,you. -

Colby.

Nice to meet you, buddy. Look just like your older brother.

- Ah, that's what they say. - It's kind of scary. Not necessarily a good thing.

Bijou.

Mikey.

- Mike. - It's a pleasure to meet you.

Happy two-week anniversary!

- Oh. Oh. Check- Check it out. - Oh.

- Quick. Give me the camera. - Here. Take it.

- Oh, shit. Okay. I got it. - Check out Mikey.

Are they hitting it off or what? Can you see 'em?

Wow. She just polished offher drink.

Oh, he owes me big time. Look at that.

- Oh, my- - They're stripping-

- Please. - I think our work is done here. You ready to go?

- Go, BijouI - Go, MikeyI

You're the man.

Okay. This is Colby's therapy service.

Here with my client Mikey...

uh, who has just met a very lovely woman named Bijou.

He's not my usual type of guy.

I'm very pleased with the body.

Um, the mind is sometimes absent. And that's good too.

I- I like my skinny rock-and-roll boys. Put it that way.

- Okay. - I like my boys who are, you know-

So maybe if you didn't feed him for a week.

Maybe if I didn't feed him for a week, uh-

She's crazy. She is crazy. But I'm kind of crazy too, so it makes for a good match.

- Gorgeous guy, by the way. - You like that one?

- Yes. Congratulations, young lady. - Good. Thank you.

Before I met her, I'd get up at, like, 5:00 every morning...

- run two- two- like, two miles on the beach- - Okay.

and then I'd go in, you know, have some coffee...

and then I'd go out and surf for a couple hours.

With Mandi, I don't need that, uh, cardiovascular activity.

I'm just, uh, you know, using him for sex.

So what you're saying is she lasts long.

- I'm saying the sex is insane. It's insane. - That's great.

It's not how- how he comes across to the world.

It's- It's-It's-It's kind of what he's got going on kind of inside him, I guess.

I'm a butt man. And she's got- she's got-

- Voluptuous is the word, I think. - Yeah. She's banging.

I have a nickname for his schlong.

We're pretty open, sexually.

So, uh, you know, we do some role-playing.

Open as in you'd be open to me joining you?

What?

That? No, no. That wouldn't- That wouldn't be acceptable.

So, do you trust him?

Not more than I trust myself.

But Bijou, on the other hand- she could jump in.

Does he look good naked?

- That would be fun. - I'm okay with that, actually.

I'm not selfish. I share.

You trust him as much as you trust yourself. That's interesting.

- No, I just made that up. - Oh.

So- So, what's this thing with Mikey and some guy in a bar?

Mikey served this guy at a bar...

whose best friend is a helicopter pilot.

And he said that he was flying over New Guinea...

and he spotted this, like, 7 0-year-old bearded white guy.

There's not a scratch here.

Forget the lens. I want to hear about this Michael Rockefeller business.

It's just a- a theory.

- Whose theory? Mikey's? - Yeah. Mikey and I.

He met this- this pilot at the bar whose friend saw...

this 7 0-year-old man in custody of-

Hey. He didn't say ''in the custody of' though.

Oh. Whatever. With these New Guinean warriors on a riverbank.

It all checks out. You should read about Michael Rockefeller on the Internet.

There's all kinds of books written on him.

About time, Mikey.

What up? You got it?

Okay. Let me check this out.

''The Mystery of Michael Rockefeller. ''

You found it.

- Taking care ofbusiness. - You stole-

Dude, the card is still in here.

All right. Now, here is the book...

that I so thoughtfully procured with, uh, my accomplice Colby:

The Mystery of Michael Rockefeller.

- Procured. Good word. - Yes.

Okay. There he is, Michael Rockefeller.

- Can I see? - Check him out, girls.

- He looks like a beatnik. - ''1961.

''Twenty-three-year-old Michael Rockefeller...

boat capsized off the coast of New Guinea.''

- Uh, that's right on. It's right- - Yeah.

And just to kind of throw this in there.

There's been a huge mystery, like, legend around the guy for the last 30 years.

Multiple sightings in New Guinea, uh, of a white dude with a big beard.

Sometimes spectacles.

Yeah. It says Rockefeller family offered $1 00,000...

for any- any whereabouts- any information on his whereabouts in 1 961 .

So wait. He was- He was our age when he went missing.

- Yeah. - Yeah. So he'd be in his 60s now.

Yeah. Sixty-five, 7 0.

So, I think the most popularly held belief...

is that he was captured by ''cannibals'' and eaten.

No. That's just one of the beliefs.

I still think he's alive and kicking it.

They actually prefer the taste of meat...

that is still on the flesh of a human that is living.

Oh. I would too.

They actually keep them alive. They go limb by limb.

- Uh-huh? - I've got good loin.

- Be a shitty way to go. - Yeah. If you're gonna eat something, keep it fresh.

So, we gonna do this or what?

Look. We're all here. Right?

We're all having a good time. I don't know why we have to pick up and move.

Hey, you know, this morning when you were surfing with Colby...

Hey, you know, this morning when you were surfing with Colby...

I decided to check Michael Rockefeller out on the Internet.

just sounds a little crazy to me.

The Rockefeller family themselves have already claimed his death.

Surviving 45 years out in the jungle?

I- I don't think so.

They have more money than us. More manpower. More- More expertise.

More knowledge. They hired the best anthropologists from the best universities in the U.S.

Maybe- Maybe it's not that implausible, you know. Maybe- Maybe he's still alive.

And even if he is, who says he wants to be found?

I mean, there's- there's people that-

that live in really remote areas for years and years.

Think about it. This guy was born into the lap of privilege.

Maybe he didn't want to belong to it anymore.

Maybe he wanted to pursue something a lot more simple...

a lot more pure, a lot more precious.

You know, each to his own. Maybe he's still out there.

Maybe it's a mystery for a reason.

Who gives a shit about Michael Rockefeller anymore?

A lot of people. He was one of the biggest stories of the last century.

-It's one of the biggest stories of the last century. -He was in Life magazine.

He was in Life magazine.

There was three television specials.

- Three television specials. - There's, like, 1 0 books about him.

- Ten books. - I think they're making a movie in Hollywood right now.

They're making a movie about him in Hollywood right now.

I guarantee you. We go there, we find him, we film him, we interview him-

We can sell it to the tabloids for at least a million bucks.