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Nanbaka
I cannot reveal its exact location.
That information is classified at the nation's highest level of secrecy.
Nanba Prison...
Japan's largest prison, with the latest technology
and top guards, giving it the world's highest-level security network.
No one has ever escaped from this prison.
Just kidding!
If you've been watching thus far,
you know there's an inmate who's escaped several times, right?
Someone's escaped?!
But we just increased security!
Who could it be?
Do you even have to ask?!
Nanbaka
Nanbaka Is a Comedy Anime.
Throb Throb
That hurt, Hajime!
Well, you shouldn't be in here sleeping!
I ran all over Building 13!
You'll go bald if you're angry like that all the time.
Say that again and I'll tear you apart, you little shit!
Hurry up and give me your hands.
I'm too busy for this.
Whack
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Yaaank
Yaaank
You're gonna tear me in two!
Building 13, Cell 13
Ow... Damn Hajime...
He's so merciless.
Yet you still never get tired of doing this, huh?
Jyugo really can't do anything besides jailbreaking.
Well, you'll just have to learn some new things from now on.
Yeah...
It's the same old thing every day.
You escape, then come back.
Such a peaceful routine.
Can you really say that in prison?
It's just like any other day.
But! Don't forget, people!
This is the beginning of part two of Nanbaka!
There's no way these typical days will continue!
Warden's Office
Hmm...
What should I do about Number 15's escape the other day?
Ba-dump
Ba-dump
Ba-dump
Warden
Apparently Hajime Sugoroku is on his way to see me about Number 15.
What should I say?!
I guess I should start by saying, "Good morning."
But what if my voice cracks from nervousness?
That would be too embarrassing!
Warden...
G-G-Good mor—
I'm so happy to see you, honey.
Bastard! Stop messing with me!
Hajime Sugoroku would never say something like that!
V-Vertical drop brainbuster...
Use a better photo, would you?
Yet you're still keeping it.
Warden, I'm here about Number 15...
G-Good morning.
Wh-What kind of ritual is this?
I feel like this same thing happened four episodes ago...
It's a typical day in Nanba Prison.
Nothing's going to happen? No, that can't be!
If I use this...
Yamato-san... No, even the supervisor will...
Seitarou, what are you up to?!
Can it be insurgence?! Supplanting your superiors?!
I finally got it!
My NAMBA!
A robot vacuum?! It's not a R(bleep)mba!
It looks similar, but it's not that!
Now that I have this,
cleaning the guard room should be much easier.
All right, I'm gonna use it now! Off you go!
So tired...
Outta my way.
Pssss
What the heck is this?!
Some kinda heartwarming comic strip?! Jeez, Building 13 is useless!
Maybe something's happening in another building!
Building 5
Let's try Building 5!
What are they fighting over?! Good, good.
I've been waiting for a situation like this!
Wh-Wh-Where did you get it?!
My family brought it for me.
Cute li'l cactie...
A cactus?!
I'm begging you. Let me take care of it for a bit.
You really like plants, don't you?
Plants have infinite possibilities.
You can make as many medicines and poisons as there are species of plants.
Hmm...
And it's a pharmaceutical chemist's job to research them and make it happen.
So...
You can't have it!
Why not?
If trash touches my cactus, it'll catch their trashiness.
Hey! Isn't that kinda cruel?! Please!
Just let me water it, please!
What are you guys doing?
I'm watering it.
They've agreed he can't touch it directly, so this happened.
It's a compromise.
A heartwarming story again?!
What's going on?!
We're gonna go this route in part two?!
Forget it! Let's move on!
Game Room
I just realized something incredible.
What?! An incredible secret is about to be revealed?!
You were in Record of Fuu-un War: Ninja Kamikaze, weren't you?
Huh?
There's no doubt about it!
You play the main character, Sasuke Kamikaze!
Record of Fuu-un War Ninja Kamikaze
The viewers already know that!
We did it in part one already!
I'm afraid you're mistaken!
I'm just a ninja who happened to be passing by.
He probably just looks like him.
What would a celebrity be doing in a place like this?
Don't say Ninja Kamikaze is just a celebrity!
Ninja Kamikaze is considered Japan's greatest masterpiece!
Kamikaze does all his own stunts and never uses a stuntman.
It's all on the first-press limited edition DVD—
What's with this guy? He's an expert!
Anyway, you're the real deal.
You can't hide it from me.
No, I'm, uh...
You in trouble?
They found out?
Yeah...
So if they find out, it's bad?
The actor who plays Ninja Kamikaze will be a criminal.
Mutter... Mutter...
Ninja Kamikaze is a legendary ninja.
He's a character who can never be caught,
so if people find out I was actually caught,
I might disappoint the fans who supported me!
He said he was gonna quit,
but that acting job is important to him.
But the actual me is clumsy and nothing like a ninja.
I've spread makibishi around myself, and...
Then I won't tell anyone.
Whoosh
Ba-dump
On one condition.
One condition?
Kamikaze's autograph! All right!
I don't understand you.
You're the only person I know who'd get excited over a fake autograph.
I don't care.
There's no way I'd be disappointed by meeting the real Kamikaze.
What a great story. What a great fan!
Wait, that's not what I wanted! Forget it!
Inmates are useless! Idiots!
Guard Room
I'm counting on you, guards!
Th-This is...
Petite
S-So cute.
I can't believe it!
Skin white as snow!
Cheeks the color of cherry blossoms!
Eyes as beautiful as rubies!
Such a delicate design! Just like the warden!
Ten thousand yen for one.
Wanna buy it?
Hey, Hajime! How many times do I have to tell you this is a no-smoking area?!
Is it?
Go outside if you want to smoke!
Nag Nag
What if my beautiful hair ends up smelling like smoke?!
Who gives a damn about your hair?
Jeez, Hajime is such an idiot.
Hey, Monkey!
Don't eat while doing your paperwork!
And throw away your trash!
You're not a child anymore!
You, either.
Huff
Huff
Sheesh! The men around here have no manners.
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Where do they think this is?
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