Mid Morning Matters with Alan Partridge

North Norfolk Digital.

Crikey!

Middle of the day? You bet!

Middle-aged? Maybe.

Middle of the world? No way!

Do it less. Do it less.

Do it less. Do it less. Do it less. Do it less.

Look after the pennies and the pounds look after themselves.

That was the magnificent Gary Barlow.

Oh... Sorry.

Simon Denton. Foxes, they're bastards.

Sorry.

Yeah, come on, the chickens are screwing the foxes.

Sorry, the foxes...

You know, these foxes are... Sorry.

Sorry, I'm getting confused there.

Chickens screwing these foxes.

Better socks? We could see the socks.

I just put my black socks away. Can I have some of Alan's socks?

Alan's socks, please.

I want to see my socks.

Socks fine, yeah?

Okay, fine, let's do it.

- No. No... - What would life be without.

- Oh, what would life be without... ...song.

- No, sorry... iPads.

- Worse. No, better. - Yeah.

One, two, three, four.

- Beer. - Bollocks.

Two, three, four.

Worse! No, better. Sorry.

One, two, three, four.

- Sorry, sorry. Fuck! Sorry. - Worse!

Sorry, my mistake, sorry. John in Beccles.

If I was a dog right now I'd be chewing a slipper.

The past is a foreign country.

They do things a little differently there.

- Well, it's not a little. - Oh, I'm so sorry.

Now, you want to sell lots of copies, don't you?

Yeah, assuming the...

Copies!

Okay, sorry.

Gary Glitter, "Do you wanna be in my gang?"

No thanks, Gary.