Mulan II

O Savior of China,

you have ennobled the House of Fa.

In gratitude, we honor you.

All veneration to you, O mighty...

Say it. Say my name.

Mushu.

Now, that's what I'm talking about.

Hey, how you doing up there, man? Thanks for the intro.

And now I think I'd like to visit my beloved pedestal.

Let's get it over with.

Ceremonial robe of honor.

Ooh, if Mulan could see me now.

Mulan saves China one time, and now he thinks he's the emperor.

I'm climbing a stairway to heaven.

Whoo. Top floor.

Pedestals, perks and props.

Ceremonial bath of honor.

Ooh, yeah. Y'all better take a deep breath now,

because I ain't leaving my pedestal for the next thousand years.

Let the whirlpool begin.

Oh, yeah.

According to this chart, I put the coins here. Mm-hm.

Relax, child.

The spirits tell me Shang will arrive and propose to Mulan before the sun sets.

There's still time to get in on the pool.

Mother.

Gambling is like playing mah-jongg with blank tiles.

No one really wins.

I'm enriched by your presence, my son.

- FA Ll: Hmm? -|, uh, think I'll go pray.

Hello, Sha-Ron.

- Is Fa Mulan here? - Why, she's out in the field.

Ha, ha. Yeah, doing her chores.

Oh. I'll go help her.

Ah, thank you.

The children all love Mulan.

And why not?

She's strong, she's brave, she's beautiful.

She's a chip off the old block.

Hi-ya!

Hi-ya!

Hi-ya!

Hi-ya!

- Whoa! - Hiya.

It's okay, Little Brother. What's going on here?

We wanna be like you, Fa Mulan.

Ya! Ya! Hi-ya!

But I'm still learning myself.

- Please? Teach us, Mulan.

- Show us. - Okay. I guess I can show a few moves.

Mulan's gonna teach us how to kick butt.

Whoa, hold it. Calm down.

That's lesson number two.

The first and most important lesson is to be gentle

at the same time we're being tough.

How can you be tough and gentle?

Yeah, I wanna be tough. Ha!

Yeah!

I know it does sound a little funny, huh?

But the world is full of opposites, and so are you.

To be a good warrior, you must bring it all into balance.

Hmm. Let's see if this helps.

Earth, sky, day, night.

Sound and silence.

- Dark and light. - Ha-ha-ha.

One alone is not enough

You need both together

Aah! Hmm.

Winter, summer Moon and Sun

Lesson number one

Wow.

Like a rock Ha! Ha!

You must be hard Ha! Ha!

Like an oak Mah!

You must stand firm Ha! Ha!

Cut quick

Like my blade

Huh!

Think fast Ha! Ha!

Unafraid

(SINGING) Like a rock Ha! Ha!

I must be hard Ha! Ha!

Like an oak Mah!

I must stand firm Ha! Ha!

Cut quick

Like my blade

Think fast Ha! Ha!

Unafraid

Okay, Mulan, I'm ready.

Uh-huh. But you're still out of balance.

You're only halfway there.

Like a cloud You are soft

Like bamboo You bend in the wind

Creeping slow You're at peace because you know

It's okay to be afraid

(SINGING) Like a cloud lam soft

Like bamboo I bend in the wind

Creeping slow I'm at peace because I know

It's okay to be afraid

One alone is not enough One alone is not enough

You need both together You need both together

Winter, summer Moon and sun

Winter, summer Moon and sun

Winter, summer Moon and sun

Lesson number one

- Like a cloud - Like a rock, ha! Ha!

- I am soft -| must be hard, ha! Ha!

- Like bamboo - Like an oak, mah!

- I bend in the wind - I must stand firm

You can fly

- I'm at peace because I know - Cut quick like my blade

- Think fast - It's okay to be afraid

Unafraid

You have begun Lesson number one

Lesson number one Lesson number one

Lesson number one

Aah, it's General Shang.

- General Shang. - It's Shang.

Look, it's General Shang.

Hello, little warriors.

- The new uniform suits you, General. - Oh, the uniform. Yes.

- Now I just have to live up to it. - Of course you will.

- You're very brave. - Oh, right. Brave.

Yes, well, ahem, Mulan, I haven't known you for very long,

but I feel that doesn't matter so much when a man is in...

When a man is in...

ls there someplace private we can talk?

We can go to my house.

Ha, ha. Okay, everybody, time to be like the river and flow home.

Oh, okay. Oh, no.

Bye, Shang.

Bye, Shang. Bye, Mulan. See you.

- Could you take care of this for me? - Aah!

You know, you're never gonna get that back.

Ha, ha. She said yes.

When one's heart is overfilled with joy, some may spill from the eyes.

You can say that again.

I win the pot. Ha-ha-ha.

Actually, you bet he would propose before sundown.

I bet he would propose before noon.

But, uh, you don't gamble.

Betting against my mother is not a gamble.

It's an investment.

Oh, what a happy, happy day.

My little baby's getting married.

- Shh. Mushu, someone will hear you. - I can't help it.

You know dragons are very emotional.

Oh, it seems like just last month you and I were saving China.

- It was last month. - How time flies.

You know, baby, this must be a magical moment for you.

It's not every day I get engaged.

No, I meant telling me you're engaged.

After all, I'm the guy that gave you and Pretty Boy the hookup.

Am I a guardian or am I a guardian?

Ha, ha. Oh, you're more than that, Mushu.

You're my most trusted friend.

On, that did it. (SNIFFLES)

Are you crying again?

No, I just got some exfoliating cream in my eye.

Of course I'm crying, girl. What you think?

Oh, Mulan. I'm just so happy for me.

Heh. You? Uh... Hmm?

This wedding business is a big status boost for me.

When those ancestors look up the career ladder,

all they gonna see is my behind.

So glad my getting married is helping you out, Mushu.

All right, I get you, Miss Missy.

But, you know, I'm thinking about you too.

In fact, I'm gonna plan your wedding.

First, I gotta work me up a theme. You know, theme is everything.

How about Rainbow of Memories, huh?

No, that's too junior prom.

I've got it. The theme is Think Pink.

You know, pink is the new red, girl. It's simple, it says it.

- Now, watch my smoke. Ha, ha.

Cri-Kee, to the fabric store.

- Ha, ha. - Mulan?

Seems your grandma invited someone to help us celebrate the engagement.