Looney Tunes Super Stars' Bugs Bunny: Hare Extraordinaire

I was a human being once.

Avast there.

Come back here, you barnacle-bitten swab.

Blast his scuppers.

Now I gotta get me a whole new crew.

I'm a-sailing with the tide or my name ain't Shanghai Sam.

And it is.

Hurry, hurry, hurry. Absolutely free.

A trip around the world. Don't miss this great opportunity.

Absolutely free.

Hurry, hurry, hurry.

A free trip around the world?

Well, let's go. What are we waiting for?

Anchors aweigh.

Aloha!

Au revoir!

Bon voyage.

He's not long for this world.

Farewell to thee.

Au revoir. Adiós.

Captain. Captain.

Just what's the meaning of this?

Here, I demand that you get rid of this immediately.

This is an outrage.

I demand an explanation--

Aw, shut up!

Here, you're a-swabbing the deck.

Oh, no, I'm not.

Oh, yes, you are.

Oh, no, I'm not.

Oh, yes, you are.

Oh...!

Yes, I am.

Captain. Captain.

Captain, look. Vandals hit.

Ooh, I'd like to lay my hands on the lily-livered swab has writ that forgery.

Captain.

Ooh, that dirty bilge rat has befouled my good name.

My compliments, captain, on keeping your ship so spic and span.

Ooh! Belay there, you long-eared galoot.

Get aloft and furl the tattersail topgallant before I keelhauls you.

Man the pumps. We're sinking. We're sinking.

Every man for himself.

Quick, quick, to the lifeboats. To the lifeboats.

We're foundering fast.

Oh, no, you don't. The captain goes down with his ship.

I resign. You're captain.

Oh, no, you're captain.

Oh, no, you're captain.

Oh, no, you're captain.

I'm captain, and I say, you're captain, captain.

Okay, okay, I'm captain.

Just a minute, you.

Women and children first, you know.

Help, help.

Save a poor old lady from a horrible fate.

-Help, save me. -There, take it easy, granny.

-Here, in you go. -Save a poor old lady, help.

Ready?

My baby! My baby!

Save my baby!

Here, here, catch my baby.

Here she comes.

Blast his scuppers.

I'll slice his liver out for this.

Hey, what are you doing with them digging tools?

Who, me? Oh, I'm gonna get rich.

I'm gonna dig for buried treasure.

Buried treasure? Give me that map.

Let's see, now.

"Ten paces northeast from the mizzenmast."

Now, one, two, three, four, five....

"Twenty-seven steps down to the hold."

One, two, three, four....

"And five paces to the right and dig at spot marked X."

One, two, three, four, five.

There it is.

Now, where's that swab a-hiding at?

I'll blast the fur clean off of his flea-bitten hide.

Hello.

Aha! There you are, you bucktooth barnacle.

Say your prayers.

Attaboy, Sambo. Give him both barrels.

Yoo-hoo, captain.

Looking for someone?

Oh, the places I've been and the things I've seen.

Come on, come on. Step on it. We've still gotta make Rio de Janeiro.

Open up that Golden Gate

California here I come

While strolling through the park One day

In the merry month of May

I was taken by surprise

By a pair of roguish eyes

Ei! Ei-yei-yei.

Ah, little rabbit, please hold the balloons till I tie the shoelace.

Oh, sure, doc.

You can't be too careful about shoelaces, doc.

You could trip and break a leg.

I read that there's more accidents in the home than on the highway.

People slipping on soap in the bathtub.

Some people get dizzy on ladders, too high for them.

Yeah, I'm like that. I'm scared to death of high places.

Yipe.

How dry I am How dry I am

Nobody knows How dry I am

And I am dry too.

I've got cotton in my mouth.

Provision's running low, down to my last carrot.

Something's gotta happen pretty soon.

And I always thought that story about storks was just a gag.

Hey, don't. Put me down.

Stop it. Cut it cut.

I'm not your baby, lady.

I'm a full-grown rabbit.

It's a case of mistaken indemnity, yeah.

Well, nice meeting you.

Hasty banana.

Aw.

I'm sorry...

...Mother.

Me and my big fat mouth.

Hey, let me out of here, I'm scared of the dark.

Let me out of here, stop it. Hey, let me out, let me out of here.

Hey now, stop it. Hey.

Let me out of here, get me cut. Will you leave me alone? Hey--

Look, lady, I don't mind being your baby if it'll make you happy.

But that pouch deal is cut.

A little early for mosquitoes.

Well, like I was saying, Mater, I'll do my own walking.

I'm a big buy now.

Look, Mother, if you wanna chastise me, try psychology.

And let's get rid of this thing.

That thing could give you a ccnclusion of the brain.

Uh--

Eh, what's up, doc?

What'd I say? What'd I say?

Now, look, Nature Boy, don't give me no trouble.

You got me, Nature Boy.

Right in my epiglottis.

Oh, agony. Agony.

Just go away and let me die in pieces.

Why you....

Hm. How Nature Buy can you get?

Gush, Nature, I didn't know you cared.

Coming, Mother.

Gee, it's swell of you to give me a lift.

It would've been an awful long swim.

Hoist the topsails. Stow the mizzenmast.

Batten down the hatches.

I did batten them down.

Well, batten them down again. We'll teach those hatches.

-Round. -Flat.

-Round. -Flat.

-Round. -Flat.

-Round. -Columbo, the world she's flat.

The world, she's round.

She is flat.

Look, king, she's round like the apple.

She's flat like the pancake.

Pasta fazool.

She's round, she's firm, she's fully packed.

She's round like my head.

She's flat like your head.

Oh, bisque tortoni.

Eh.

What's up, doc?

I'm disgusted.

Nobody believes that the world, she's round.

Eh. She looks round to me, doc.

Oh, boys, come here.

Queen Isabella.

If you can prove the world is round, Chris...

...I'll give you my jewels.

Ravioli.

All the time prove.

Prove, schmove, she's round.

Don't let your spaghetti boil over, Chris.

I'll prove it for you.

How you gonna prove?

I'll show you.

A rabbit. She's a jinx.

He's bad luck.

Rabbits are good luck. What's the matter for you?

She's bad luck. What's the matter for you?

What's the matter for me? What's the matter for you?

What's the matter for you? Tell him, Chris.

Oh, cacciatore, belladonna, antipasto.

In spades.

Come on, break it up. The party's over.

Hoist the anchor, stow the mizzenmast.

Come on, Curly, pup up to the poop deck.

Let's get this excursion started.

Who's the wise guy?