The Candy Tangerine Man

Even Memphis is cooler than this,

and I'm tired of working.

You just dig what I've got to show for it.

That's because you've been working for the wrong dude.

For sure.

You know, I ain't asking you to choose me,

because that's got to be your own decision,

but I tell you one thing,

none of my ladies are anything but totally content.

The Black Baron.

What you goin' to do honey,

make me a queen?

Only God and a crown can do that,

but I tell you something,

I will make you happy, wealthy and wise.

Choose me, and you've got the whole world by the asshole.

I can dig that.

How many wives in laws am I going to have?

Enough to compete with you, darling.

You sure smell sweet, child.

I already done had me two pimps,

and they came up with zilch and zero.

You didn't have no man, baby.

What you had was some chalk-stripe chumps.

Now you go with me,

and I'll do something with your money.

Put you into something respectable

after you pass the working age.

Like you deserve, you dig?

Like maybe a beauty salon.

You know, I'm really good with hair stylin'.

Yeah, sure bitch.

You know, rumor has it that you're a position freak.

Are you?

Tell me.

Let's go down and see.

Last night's work is in the drawer.

Now remember, baby.

It's two hundred dollars a day,

and I mean every day.

Oh God!

Fuckin, flesh eaters.

Look Mama, you've got to eat them before they eat you.

For sure.

Now look, let me tell you something.

Stay off Del Hena, south of the strip.

The vice has been working that pretty heavy this week.

And one other thing,

watch your money.

I think you've been coming up short.

Hey, Daddy--

I don't want to hear that shit.

Get it together, do you understand?

See you later at Bella's?

You're late for work, you'd better get going.

Later.

Go get 'em, you sleek little money-making bitch, you.

Hey, hey!

Here comes that black cocksucker.

Can't wait to get that spook son of a bitch

down at the precinct.

Right on time.

Yeah.

This might just be his last night to prowl.

Hey.

How's it going out there.

I turned two tricks.

Two tricks?

You've got to be kidding.

This ain't right.

Honest Baron, that's it.

I mean, it's slow out here.

The V Squad is out heavy.

That's bull shit.

I tell you it ain't right.

Now you better recount it-- But Baron I promise--

You dig?

Dig

Turn it in later at Bellas.

And you better recount it, you understand me?

Baron, you see that girl there?

Well, I think she'd like to choose.

Want to go for cop on her?

She got enough wires alone...

Baby, there's nothing I can't handle.

You want me to ask her over?

All right.

He bought it!

He swallowed it!

He bought it!

Get the tape rolling!

Get the goddamned tape rolling!

Hi, what's happening?

Ain't nothing happening.

You got yourself a family?

No, I'm just a single working girl.

A single working girl, eh?

Well, you know you've got to choose yourself a family.

That's what I'm here for, baby.

Aw man, that Carl is something else!

I'd think he was a girl if I didn't know

he was a first degree black belt.

Some nice legs you've got there darling.

Really beautiful.

Goodbye my Baron

My god, they're beautiful!

Look at those beautiful legs.

Easy baby.

Beautiful

Oh, what do we have here?

I don't know why I have to turn in my trick paper to you.

Tell it to the Baron, you're not my whore.

I ain't your eatin' meat either.

Hi baby!

Hi Dotti, you turn in, baby?

Yeah, look, I've been meaning to talk to you about that,

now Bella--

Later, later.

Yeah, but--

Got business darlin'.

Hey, coming over later, Baron?

I'll try, baby.

I'll try.

Shit, I've got to go horny again.

God damn.

Between the massage parlors and the sauna,

you're making out like a Chinese Bandit,

huh, mama?

Here's yours.

Hope things get greater, later,

because this is getting might thin.

They all turn in?

All except Pepper.

She's in the Hollywood Station, busted.

It's going to get thinner.

Hey dude!

Hey, what's happening, my man?

All right, all right.

Did you hear about Pepper?

Yeah, well...

Get her out and keep what's left.

Man, I can use it.

Folks been keeping their window's locked.

Now let's see, got get Pepper out of the slammer.

Oh yeah, two messages there.

Denise got herself a problem.

She got a case?

Yeah, got a case of an ex old man

who's been hassling her.

I understand he thumped her around.

Wants her to cut you out.

Hmmm, is that right?

Yeah, goin' to thump you too.

Number two, your old friend and brother,

Dusty Compton,

well he just picked up on a new bottom woman.

Little Indian chick.

Bad little hammer, man.

She a working girl?

Naw, man, looks like a straight little chick.

Guess he's going to turn her out.

He's just the kind of asshole chump who would.

Where are they hanging out?

Coach and Horses.

Well, my man, thank you for the information.

When you goin' to get me some more merchandise, blood?

Man, I can't get in no windows with all them chalkies

putting doberman pincers in their houses.

Lose me a leg, man!

Lose you a leg, wow.

God damn, that ain't no way to greet your Daddy, baby.

Where is your manners?

Look, get out of here, please get out!

What's the matter, baby?

Ain't you--

You sound all tied up.

Ain't you working?

Ain't nobody going to be working

for you anymore, motherfucker.

Hold on a minute, man.

That's foul language you're using.

Is it, motherfucker?

The only mother I ever fucked was yours,

and she was a shitty lay.

Let's get this nigger mother fucking son of a bitch!

Oh!

You nigger cocksucker!

You all right?

Yeah, I'm all right.

Look, give Maurice a call,

tell him to come over here

and help you get this place cleaned up.

It's bad for business.

I'll see you at Bella's tomorrow

when you turn in the cash, okay?

Come on, come on, come on, come on,

shoot the fucking shot, will you?

Just be cool, my man.

It's all over now.