Mr Inbetween

- You all right? - Yup.

Which way?

It's down here.

- Oh, yeah? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Can you see?

Oh, yeah.

- Oh, yeah. - So if you just pop in.

- Just pop in. - Yeah.

Out.

Uh, I don't know.

- You don't know. - Hydrated something.

Hey, Brittany. Britt.

Okay.

- See it? - Uh-huh.

All right, you want to go on in?

Come on.

Yeah, okay.

Isn't she gorgeous?

- Yeah. - She's beautiful.

Look at these colors in her mane-- they're amazing.

Dad, come on.

- You gonna come on? - No, uh, you go.

- She's so soft. - Yeah.

Can we take her home?

I don't think she'll fit in the car, love.

Put that down.

Dad, look. It's unicorn poo.

Dirty.

All right, better get going, love.

- So... - But I want to stay.

Yeah, I know, but we'll...

- we'll come back another day, all right? - Okay.

Bye.

I will never forget you.

Let's go, eh?

Look.

- Oh, that's cool. - Wow.

- Beauty. - You want a hand?

Yeah.

- Just watch it... - I'm okay.

Yeah, yeah.

- You got it? - Yeah.

Hey.

Hey.

Good girl. Good girl.

Yeah, good girl. Good girl.

You want to get this horn off, eh?

Let me. Come on.

There you go. There you go.

Oh. Fuck.

How ya going?

Can we have a word outside?

Sure.

What's up?

Brit said you had the sex talk with her?

Yup.

Look, I'm not having a go at you, but don't you think

it's important that if you're gonna have those kind

of conversations with her, you at least flag it with me first?

Well, I couldn't flag it with you

'cause she caught us having sex.

Where were you having sex?

- Does it matter? - No,

- just... - What, do you think we're having sex

- in front of her or something? - No.

I just... It's just...

Hi.

- Hello. - Are we going bowling?

Are we going bowling? Um...

I don't know. I don't know if I'm allowed to take you bowling.

- You better ask your mum. - Mum, can we go bowling?

Of course you can go bowling, sweetie.

- Cool. - Awesome.

Nice. Nice.

Oh, no.

Still got a fair shake.

- I'm gonna win still. - No, you're not.

- Yes, I am. - No, I got a key in there.

No, I'm gonna win.

No, I'm gonna start. I'm gonna focus now.

No!

Now you have... 40 points.

40. I'm catching up.

It's fucked.

I spent an hour this morning going from place to place,

just trying to find a normal breakfast.

What happened to bacon and eggs on toast?

Spin me.

And now it's all fuckin'

smashed avo on a brioche of quail eggs

served up by some Pilate...

weekend Pilates instructor

man-bun ponce named Tristan who wants

to give you a lecture about fuckin' gluten-free and...

Faster, faster!

I gave up, man.

So you're living in Bondi now, eh?

No, I just brought Maddy over to the beach.

I'm in Maroubra.

On your own?

Me and Zoey split up.

When did this happen?

- Early March. - Thanks for telling me.

You don't want to hear about that shit, mate.

So, you working?

Brittany!

- Do you want me to spin you? - How come?

What am I gonna do?

You got to do something, man.

Can I have a drink, Dad?

- Sure, Mads. What do you want? - Lemonade.

Lemonade? What do you say?

Please?

Please, Dad, 'cause you are the best daddy

in the universe.

Please, Dad, because you are the best dad

in the universe.

Well-trained. Well done. Mm.

Brittany! Other way.

- What? - What's that smell?

What smell?

- The cigarette smell. - Don't know.

Must be one of the neighbors.

Mum says you smoke.

Yeah, I used to smoke.

But not anymore?

Pinky swear?

I'm not gonna pinky swear.

Look, I s... You know...

- I have one occasionally, all right? - Why did you lie?

'Cause I don't want you knowing that I smoke.

- Why? - 'Cause I don't want you

thinking it's okay to smoke,

and then, one day, you start smoking.

No way. Smoking's bad for you. It gives you cancer.

- I'm not stupid. - Yeah, well, I didn't say you were stupid.

Well, I don't want you to get cancer.

Well, I don't want to get cancer, either.

- Then why don't you stop, then? - 'Cause it's not

bloody easy to quit.

It's...

addictive.

Why?

Well, you got this... there's this stuff called nicotine.

Now, that's a chemical, all right?

And that's in the cigarettes, right?

So when you smoke it, you get used to getting that nicotine.

So when you stop, the receptors in your brain

don't get the nicotine anymore, and they start screaming out,

and it makes you go crazy.

Well, will you stop for me?

Please?

All right.

Promise?

Look,

I promise you I'll try to quit, okay?

I can't guarantee 100% that I can do it,

but I'll try, okay?

Well, you need to try really, really hard.

Okay. I promise

I'll try really hard, okay?

Okay.

Happy now?

- Yes. - Good.

Clean your room up?

- No, it's Christmas. - You don't clean your room up,

- Santa won't give you any presents. - You told me

- Santa's not real. - Yeah, well, I won't give you

any presents if you don't clean your bloody room.

- How does that sound? - Fine.

Bye-bye.

No, no. That one.

Yeah.

Who's that from, Britt?

- From Uncle Bruce. - Okay.

Oh, cool. Thanks.

Is that all right?

Yeah, it's great.

You're welcome, beautiful.

Do you want your present now?

- You got me a present? - Mm-hmm.

Sure.

Are you ready?

- Yeah. - Tell Uncle Bruce

what your present is, Britt.

Oh. Um, I wrote you some jokes.

You wrote some jokes?

Tell him what you want to be

- when you grow up. - A stand-up comedian.

A stand-up comedian?

When did this happen?

Oh, this is just what she wants to be this week, mate.

It'll, uh... it'll change next week.

All right.

Go for it, Britt.

What's brown and sticky?

I don't know. What?

A stick.

Oh. Very good.

Why did the chicken cross the road?