Fast & Furious Spy Racers

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I'm at the location, but I don't see anything except for snow and… steam?

Oh no, man. I think the heat in my spy suit's turned on too high.

Hold on.

Uh, let me see.

Oh, okay. That just made it hotter.

It's like a sauna! In a swamp!

On the sun!

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Cisco, enough playing around.

Stay focused on finding the rogue nuclear warheads out there.

I'm not playing. This suit's tricky.

Also, how do you, you know, like, do what you got to do in this thing?

What are you saying?

I'm saying, if I'm in this suit, and I have to, you know…

I don't know.

Pee! What do I got to do if I got to pee?

Is it like a wetsuit, where you just, you know, let things happen?

You pee in your wetsuit?

No!

Sounds like you pee in your wetsuit.

- -Incoming.

-This will have to be continued. - You want to keep talking about it?

Phew. Aw!

They're like little snowmen.

Okay, bad snowmen!

Okay, I think I'm in the right spot. Now, come and help me!

- - Hey, we're on our way.

They're closing in!

Good.

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Okay, that's dope.

-Glad we could help. -We're getting close.

Now!

Aw man, they're poking holes in my truck.

Did they hit a gas line? Is it gonna blow?

No, but they're letting the cold in!

Guess I'll just have to turn up the heat.

Now the pulled has become the puller!

I have no idea what you're saying.

Aw, man. More bad snow dudes.

Alright! Good snow dudes!

Yeah! How do you like that?

Guys, I think we found the rockets.

Yup! There they are.

You got five minutes to stop the launch.

We could use a little help.

I'm on my way.

Everyone, make some room!

Good job, Frostee.

Now get out there and stop those nuclear weapons from launching

and taking out half the world.

Just another day at the office.

Step one:

use the palm print on your spy suit to open the control panel.

This should be a walk in the park.

Uh, my park's not walking.

What's happening?

I seem to have sprung a leak.

What?

I'm sweaty, okay? It's the suit. It's too hot.

What about your hand deodorant?

I ran out. I tried to use regular armpit deodorant but it's not the same.

Sure. We've got three minutes until the end of civilization as we know it,

so let's chat about deodorants!

I thought it was an interesting conversation.

-I go all natural. -Zip it, Gary!

Okay, I'm in.

Next, you have to enter the individualized 22-digit code

that you're all supposed to have memorized.

Oh, no. I forgot the code.

The entire thing?

No, just the last number. Or maybe I mixed it up with the first number?

How do you forget the first number?

I don't know!

I'm under a lot of pressure, okay, and my brain doesn't work good under pressure.

Did you say "work good"?

Great! Now there's more of those guys.

Focus on the rockets. I'm sending help.

Just like we practiced.

Sorry! Couldn't resist.

Sir, I'm gonna need to commandeer this vehicle.

Whoops! Mistimed that one.

Wait, I got it! It's three! How could I forget my favorite number?

Wait, you have a favorite number?

You know what? Never mind. Of course you do.

First, ID the infrared signal lines.

The red laser thingies.

Now, reroute the detonator to the decoy motherboard.

Put the little drive thingy into the slot opening thingy.

Now, to stop the launch sequence,

you need to bypass the main CPU by cutting the red wire.

I don't see any red wire. I only have blue and green here.

- Uh, me too. - Same.

Someone make the call!

I don't know. It's one or the other and you only have five seconds.

Uh, blue! We're going blue.

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Good thing I knew what to do with that wire.

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- - What is that?

A sixth rocket! Why is there always a sixth rocket?

Ms. Nowhere? We got a problem.

I'm working on it. It looks like there's a control station under the ice.

Someone needs to go there.

I got this.

I'm almost there!

I could hack in and reroute the rocket, or…

Yeah!

Woohoo!

Yeah, boy! We did it!

Unless there's a seventh rocket…

-Huh? -

- -Uh…

What's going on? Did it work?

Okay, team. Time to debrief. What went right with that mission,

what went wrong, and what went really wrong?

Nothing went really wrong. We saved the day.

Well, that's not how I see it. Gary!

Uh… Tony forgot the code, Cisco had sweaty hands,

Ms. Nowhere gave the wrong wire color.

Oh, interesting! So you messed up too?

That wire thing?

Pretty sure that was somehow Julius's fault.

I think he's colorblind.

I am?!

Ms. Nowhere, can we please not do this right now?

I don't know what's going on, but ever since I left the Arctic,

I'm feeling unsettled.

I think I pulled a muscle in my neck.

Ow! Yup, there it is.

Yeah, I've been feeling weird too. It's like… Like I'm all twitchy.

I mean, look at my eye.

-I haven't been able to focus. -And I've been having some weird dreams.

There's this one, where Gary's human face was on a teddy bear,

that was sitting on a shelf.

He couldn't move, and he just kept saying,

"Play patty-cake with me. Play patty-cake with me."

Well? Did you?

No! You make a creepy teddy bear.

-What is going on with us? -I think I know.

I've web-searched these symptoms before. Everyone here is suffering from stress.

Stress?!

It's the silent killer!

And it's attacking my neck again right now.

Oh, calm down. Stress is good.

It's the fuel that makes an agent's fire burn stronger.

The sweaty armpits, the heart palpitations…

Makes you feel alive!

Now, any guesses on what Sudarikov's men were doing in the Arctic?

Sudarikov is gone, so they must be working for someone else, but who?

And why?

And when will they attack next?

My boss is gonna want answers.

Who is your boss, anyway?

Does your boss have a boss? How high up does it go?

That's need-to-know information, and you don't need to know.

You just need to do, as you're told, by me.

You don't know who your boss is, do you?

-I know enough. -That's a no.