Sneaky Pete

Listen, if you're having any second thoughts,

you want to call this off, now is the time.

I don't want to call it off.

So no "We're going anywhere" last looks.

No tears, no "I'll miss you most of all, Scarecrow."

Nothing that anybody can look back on.

Look, I know how to play my part.

After you force me to open up the safe,

you can't go straight for the cash box.

You got to grab some of the other shit, too.

Yeah? Like what?

Anything.

It can't look like you got tipped off

what to take.

Take the cash box last.

That'll be my signal to go for the shotgun.

I'll try not to fire.

You know how adrenaline can be.

Yeah, well, you won't get a shot off,

but thanks for the concern.

You just worry about

making it all look good for the camera

and making sure you're alone.

I'll be alone.

What I told you about Amanda's mother is true.

Her name was Alice.

She was my friend.

What I did not tell you

was she was a grifter.

After she died,

Amanda moved in

with Marius and me.

A few months later, Marius...

found another partner and took off.

He'd say it was because I lost focus, but...

I think it was because of the way he grew up.

He didn't like the idea of a kid-around life.

Anyway, I got off the grift.

I met you.

And I never saw him again.

I swear to God I never saw him again

until he showed up here a few days ago.

You could be conning me right now.

No, no. No.

Don't touch me. Don't...

But...

I swear to you that this... is real. Okay?

You are what...

is important to me.

Listen, Pedro, I love you.

You know what's real right now, honey?

What?

What's real is the cop

we have tied up in the basement.

When Marius calls, we can let him go.

The cop does not care about us.

- I swear to God... - How do you know that?

It seems to me...

we let him go.

Best case...

prison,

my business destroyed,

and Family Services takes Amanda.

- No. - I won't let that happen.

- Hey. - Hey, Pete.

I'm just going out.

Where to?

I was gonna go, uh, go see my friend...

- You know, the married one. - Yeah.

Yeah, I thought... I thought maybe...

you were going out to slash another one of my tires.

Huh?

The liquor store across the street...

They have a security camera.

I saw you.

Why?

Fucking why, huh?

Why? Don't you fucking say

that it was about this trunk thing

because I already apologized to you for that, okay?

Porta-Potty.

What? What?

Fucking what?

When I was leaving the bar that night,

all I could think about...

was the time you tipped over the Porta-Potty

while I was in it.

W...

Okay.

Fuck me. I was an asshole to you when we were kids.

But we're not fucking kids anymore, Pete.

I could lose my fucking career over this.

- Yes, you are. - What?

- Still a kid. - What are you... What?

I might have slashed your tire.

That's shitty, but it's what I did.

What I didn't do

was make you beat the piss out of that kid.

Who are you?

What the hell is wrong with you two?

Nothing.

It was all a misunderstanding.

You're family, for Christ's sakes.

There's nothing in the world more important than that.

Fucking animal.

Marius?

Eddie?

Wait a minute. How'd you get a phone?

I told Karolina if I didn't talk to you that I was out.

Eddie, this is... This is really dangerous.

He's fucking killing me, man.

Look...

I know you're scared,

but I'm going to have the cash tomorrow, all right?

I'm going over to this crooked lawyer.

He's got the hundred thousand.

Look, I'm not calling for a pep talk, all right?

I am literally over it.

I just want to let you know I'm not letting them

cut any more pieces off me, man.

What's that mean?

It means next time I'm fighting back.

I'm pretty sure I can get a knife

from under the bar.

Eddie, don't be stupid.

They'll kill you.

You understand me?

Yeah. Well, they're gonna have to.

Listen, you better stick to the fucking plan.

Otherwise, we're all dead.

I'm sticking to the plan.

I'm sticking to the fucking plan.

I just want to let you know

that if for any reason you don't beat the clock...

I'm... I'm gonna beat the clock.

I'm telling you. That's what I'm saying.

What if you don't?

Just go.

Just go, man.

They're going to kill me one day anyway, Marius.

Fuck it.

It might as well be tomorrow.

Eddie, don't... Can you...

I got to go.

Fuck. Fuck.

You were in there a while, Eddie.

I was just...

I don't know how many times I got to tell you guys.

If it's a big one, take it upstairs.

Christ, did you even spray?

- No. There was... - Look at you. You look like shit.

- Yeah. - What's going on?

- I feel... - What is it,

first night back jitters or something?

- Maybe. Maybe. - All right.

Well, just relax, okay?

This is probably inevitable.

Look, I'm gonna put Tate on the big table.

You can deal razz to those English pricks.

- No. No. - I'm gonna ease you back in.

Yeah, that's what we're going to do.

- You sure? - I need your head right

before dealing to Mukherjee. Tomorrow night, all right?

- All right, yeah. - You feel okay?

Yeah. I...

I'm depending on you.

All right.

All right, come on,

the rest of you, let's go.

We got folks coming in a few minutes.

..expressing... you're praising the Lord today.

- It's so pretty. - I got to go.

That's convenient.

- What? - Where?

Uh, town. I'm meeting some friends.

How are you getting there?

Well, I was hoping to get a ride

from either Grandpa or Taylor,

but obviously that's a no-go.

Since when do they pass up Sunday brunch?

Your grandfather's at the office,

and Taylor's busy.

Too busy to save his immortal soul?

Funny.

But not the part

where you burn in hell.

I liked the sermon this morning.

Oh, nice pandering.

I'm serious.

Okay, okay, first off, it was a homily.

Sermons are for Protestants.

Filthy heathens.

We're glad you came.

I was glad to be included.

While you're here, would you mind

looking at some paperwork for me?

No such thing as a free brunch.

We have to pick up the kids from my folks.

On it. Stay with Audrey.

Earn some Brownie points.