Golden Chicken 2 (金雞2)

Hong Kong, 2003

Hong Kong, 2046

You found him yet?

No... the Peak is a huge place

He sounded quite unstable over the phone

Careful with what you say to him

Also... don't ever tell him who you are

I know, I know... you talk too much as a 90-yr-old

Tung Chee Hwa Memorial?

Probably a dead end street

We have to invest in the Hong Kong Dollars!

Just sell all US Dollars and buy HKD...

Delete one year...

Delete two years...

Might as well delete them all!

Nah, one year is good enough

But I've only known Lucy for two months

Hey! My pills...

What are you doing with my pills, old lady?

Pardon me! I'm supposed to look 35! I spent millions on plastic surgery

Which part of me looks like an old lady?

Which part of you doesn't?

You sound like one, you walk like one

And you smell like one

Gimme a break, I'm over 80 years old

I knew it! Why looking 35 anyway?

You can't fool anyone

So easy to rip off an old granny

Just give me back my pills

Don't take these pills

It will wipe out your memory

That is exactly what I want to do

My girlfriend dumped me

I've been dumped more times than I can count

You've been dumped too?

It's no big deal young man

Looking back on all my years, even the saddest one offers sweet memories

Let me tell you about the year 2003

2003?

That's the toughest year for Hong Kong people to swallow

This chicken looks like you

How much is it?

It's got a huge breast!

Go to hell!

This is a temple for god's sake! What' you think you're doing?

It was an accident...

What's going on?

Wow, fat boy, you really scored

But it slipped! No kidding.

How about a New Year cash pocket?

Just one pocket?!

She deserves more! Her cup size is 34C!

Bad number, out... another bad number, out

Good number, in!

All the best numbers are here

Remember... Don't worry, there won't be any mix up

Excuse me... coming through... pardon me...

Hey, mister, got a light?

Sure

Thank you!

What's going on?

Please give Kum a lucky number and a happy new year

Better be a lucky one!

Number 4... bad luck!

Here we go again... come on, lucky number...

Number 10, good enough! Thank you!

Kum... What number did you get?

The best number of course

Excellent!

I'm gonna be rich n' famous!

Someone is taking pictures there

Is it a movie star?

I know him! Who's he?

The new Secretary for Home Affairs Dr Patrick Ho

His wife was once a famous star

Dr. Ho too become famous having made history that day

Like all former Secretaries, Ho came to draw the number of luck for Hong Kong

But since I took all good numbers reserved

for him, he scored the lowest of the low!

We... we all try our best for Hong Kong...

I win!

You're winning too much! Get up before everyone starts to hate you

Hurry, hurry...

C'mon...

Fanny... Yes

Bring in all the gifts from the outside

Son of a bitch!

Watch you mouth

My in-law doesn't know that I was an escort

Try to act like a lady

Fresh chick on the farm!

Congratulations! I'm so happy!

Here, $500 a pop... nope, $1000 a pop! This is the last pop!

It feels like the good old days working in the night club

But we're wearing the real jewels tonight and no more dildos

Snack?

How about Karaoke? Okedoke, Karoke!

But it's late!

Darn. it's because of this new hairdo, it took me hours to set

I could have popped 3 customers and made a bundle

Quite a dress you get there

You notice?! It's some Italian designer called Ferfanla something

You dressed well too back then stealing all my limelight

How come you breasts get so big and soft?

Perhaps you want some noodles?

No thanks, I'm full

BB Lin, what happened to your Big Breasts?!

Go away!

How come these breasts ... is one sided?

My mother-in-law!

Congratulations, ma'am!

Honest to god, this one breast you still got is in mint condition!

Enough!

Let's play mahjong!

I haven't played in a long time

How about $120 for a game?

Why is everybody going to the toilet all of a sudden?

Or am I waging too little?

Gimme a bowl of crab meat noodle

But the banquet is starting, ma'am

But I want noodles! I am hungry now!

Kum

They're serving shark's fin! Come eat

Nah...

You crapping or what?

Cut the crap and grow up, girl

You are like a sister to me

You too shall get married and settle down one day

It's the best number in this temple!

It says you're getting married this year

That's crazy! With whom?

Just find someone! Or you'll be cursed

But you've just say I got the best number!

It's a curse

You sure you're any making sense here?!

Reading fortune sticks is a very complicated science

I am Mr. Wong, not Mr. Wrong

If it didn't come true, come kick my ass next year!

So I shall get married this year?

To be an eligible potential bride...

...I shall become someone proper

Starting with getting myself a proper job

Kum, stocking up condoms?

Kum, I saw your new pornsite!

Kum, great costume! Let's do more role-play at your place later tonight

Forget to tell you, this is buy-one-get-one-free

I'm only here to buy Pomlemon drink

It's on the other aisle, Kum!

A bit further...

I thought I was a low-key prostitute

Turns out, I was red hot

Subject to popular demand, I returned to my improper trade

Kum.

Mr. Chow!

You've scared me... what are you doing here so late?

It's Chinese Valentine's day today

Since we are both lonesome singles, I've come to cook you a good meal

Let's have some good family fun together

Let me help you

No need, just go take off your clothes! I'll fetch you when I'm done

Kum, you're like my soul mate, but fate keeps us apart

That's quite a presumption... Afraid to be stuck with me?

No, but I don't want to be a burden to you

Those who sail together have acquainted for a hundred years

Those who sleep together have acquainted for a thousand

What we've been through in bed practically makes us husband and wife

Let's drink to that

You're so strange today

You served me dinner and read me poetry

What's up with you?

A loving man in a loveless world ... how can love be endured?

Endure what?

Oh... my stomach is feeling funny...

Mr. Chow, you done?... Hurry!

Wait!

Did you wash your hands before you cook or what?... Quick!

Use this first, I just took a dump and it stinks inside!

You must be kidding!

Why don't you turn on the ventilator?

I'll crap in the kitchen, don't you come in!

Kum!

You've scared me twice tonight!

Let's do something kinky tonight Like what?

It's a new SM mask

Put it on... you look better already

I feel like an astronaut

It's so much fun Already too much, Mr. Chow

I can't hear you

Let's take turn wearing it

Wait for me in bed with your eyes shut

You're really strange tonight

Still not done yet? Almost!

You're panting hard and coughing too! Perhaps we should stop

Don't talk, keep going!

Let's have a break, or someone will die...

Let's take a break

What's that smell?

So smoky...

What have you done?

You're out of your mind!