This Place Rules

Woman: Oh, my God! Shoot, I-- fuck it.

Man: Shoot, hold on. Let me get...

Man, I'm beatin' Joker's Gang's ass.

Second-round knock-out, I promise y'all.

Second round, I'm gonna knock this fuckin' clown out tonight.

Swear to God.

What's up? Go get it in, pussy.

You hurt my pocket, fuck boy.

I'll make you my bitch, nigga!

I'll take your cookies, nigga!

You're gonna see it in the ring!

You're gonna see!

I'm gonna fuck your nigga up.

Yeah, okay. We're gonna see, we're gonna see what's up.

Throw the hands now, dawg. Throw the hands now, dawg.

I'm gonna, I'm gonna handle him.

You mad 'cause I got OnlyFans with your bitch?

Man, what's up? What's up, man? What's up?

Eleven o'clock. Ele-- Eleven o'clock.

You ain't even live in the hood, nigga.

You live in a rich area, nigga.

I'm in the hood, South Side of St. Pete, nigga.

727 in this bitch, nigga.

Real swamp shit, nigga.

You a fuck boy. You gonna get beat up.

- What? - Yes sir.

Everybody, I go by Joker Gang,

Joker Ganggang, Joker 305, rawest chico alive.

Name's Gum Gang,

Florida's craziest hillbilly stuntman.

And I'm a content creator.

I do backwoods crazy hillbilly shit.

Aah!

My ultimate goal to followers

is get over two million.

I've been shot with potato launchers,

- (shot fired) - (screaming)

Gum Gang: Smoked out of a bass's ass.

You gotta find you a decent rod

and shove it right up its ass,

make sure it got a little airway,

put a pipe on its asshole,

give it mouth-to-mouth, and just fire away.

Oh, my goal is to have a million followers

and be verified.

What he does,

he shoots potato guns at his balls,

smokes out of a fuckin' fish.

Know what? I made World Star

more than that nigga made World Star.

He's like, what? He's five times World Star.

Only little pussies brag about that.

Bro, I made World Star so many times, I lost count.

I'm so viral that I should be bigger than I am.

I could retire right now.

My name'll be way bigger than his.

Man, the whole story started

'cause my girlfriend was showin' me

Joker's Instagram page,

and he sent her some red hearts.

I said, "Hey, don't get in my girlfriend's DMs no more."

Joker Gang: She was a flirt with me, you know.

She's, like, "Oh, I got a boyfriend and shit,

Gum Gang." I go, "Fuck Gum Gang.

You know, girl, I'll rock your world, you know?"

Shit, I'm handsome. I'm clean.

It was my first love on Instagram.

When I was single, I was fuckin' all the bitches, you know.

Every cute girl that would follow me, click,

and then I send 'em red hearts.

Then he started sendin' me red hearts

and wouldn't stop. So I told Gum,

"Hey, can you let him know, like,

to, to leave me alone?"

And then it was on after that.

He said, "Oh, who are you? Ba-ba-ba."

Joker Gang: Fucking inbred motherfucker--

Some Gum Gang motherfucker, you'll see.

Announcer: It's the much-awaited,

much-anticipated fight of the century.

Joker Gang versus Gum Gang.

Make some fuckin' noise if you're ready.

Commentator: Here we go, Miguel.

Joker Gang: I knew he wasn't gonna have the cardio

to fight three rounds.

I already knew what his game plan was.

He was gonna throw hellmakers.

He was gonna throw hellmakers

and try to get the first knockout

he can get.

So I was just doin' my thing,

gettin' him against the ropes, lettin' him gas up.

Then I chased that nigga down and blam,

dropped him from the first 30 seconds of the fight.

- (audience cheering) - (bell dings)

Announcer: And the winner is Joker Gang.

Gum Gang: Beginnin' of the fight, I didn't realize

how much anxiety I have.

The liquor kicked in, and I was so fuckin' off balance, man.

It was shit outta shit match, you know.

It was a loss. Took the L and move on.

Hey, you don't see me cryin' about it like everyone else did

at the fuckin'-- for the presidency.

And everyone was all, like, "Boo-hoo."

Fuck it. It is what it is.

You take your L and you move on.

You know what I'm saying? Just keep goin'.

We are going to keep on winning,

- winning, winning. - Crowd: winning, winning.

Crowd: (chanting)

Four more years. Four more years.

That seems like a good way to start the movie.

It's, like, they're both like a fight.

They're both like a battle.

My name's Andrew Callahan, and I first went viral online

for interviewing people on Bourbon Street

about their deepest, darkest secrets at 2:00 a.m.

and posting them on Instagram the next morning.

I lost my virginity to my cousin.

I fucked her dad.

Sometimes I like to eat booty.

After I graduated,

I decided to take that show on the road.

So I moved into an RV,

and I drove all around the country

goin' to different conventions,

conspiracy rallies, music festivals,

stuff like that.

White Claw!

- Rawr. - Show me your butthole!

Then in 2020, shit got super serious.

Protests, pandemics. Remember that?

Is the way about to go it? No.

But is everyone perfect? No.

Everybody cough in my face.

Do it. Somebody come cough in my face.

Prolonged lockdown basically is slavery.

Freedom! Freedom.

This is the story of the events

that led up to the January 6th Capitol riot

as I saw them unfold.

Reporter 1: 2020 of course gave us plenty to talk about.

Reporter 2: The year in politics no one saw coming.

Anderson Cooper: It's been an incredible

and unprecedented year of change.

Reporter 3: 2020 will be a year

we'll remember for the profound ways

it has forever changed our country.

Andrew Callaghan: Well, I think that now that so much time has passed,

like, people forget how crazy it felt

to be in that moment in time.

Like, in that period of time after the protests,

mid-pandemic, right before the 2020 election,

it really felt like we were heading into, like,

a legitimate, I guess, like, a second Civil War.

Uh, I mean, it's funny now, 'cause that didn't happen, right?

But the news media told us that it would happen.

Big government Joe Biden is promising

a full socialist takeover.

Trumpism is something akin

to a fascist social and political movement.

Andrew: Both sides of the mainstream media

competed for views by showing us

the worst of the worst from the other side

and creating the ultimate domestic enemy

to fear and, just maybe, fight.

And it actually worked.

By election season, Tucker Carlson was

the most-watched show on television,

with Chris Cuomo and Rachel Maddow not far behind.

So news basically replaced reality TV.

And for four months straight, all main TV channels

ran a 24-hour news cycle based upon fear and predictions

of a disaster just around the corner.

But TV news aside, it really was social media

that became the ultimate war zone.

Vice President Mike Pence: Bias against minorities

is a great insult...

...to the men and women who serve in law enforcement.

If you have a problem figurin' out

whether you're for me or Trump,

then you ain't Black.

The Biden crime family's stealing the election.

The media's covering it up.

The Biden crime family's stealin' this election.

Joe Biden's covering up this election. He's stealing it.

Andrew: So we figured we'd kick this thing off

by finding the most radical social media user we could.

So our research expert, Evan, started digging around

on "free speech" platforms like Parler and BitChute,

full of mostly, like, right-wing users

who had been kicked off Facebook

for medical misinformation policies

talkin' about COVID, stuff like that.

And he found this guy named the Inglorious Patriot.

Halloween is a demonic party.

On Halloween, more baby-eating pedophiles

come out than on any other day.

On top of that, today Q has stated

that "The election is going to be stolen from President Trump."