Prague

''Time crawls while l fly.''

''lt ponders evey moment before taking a step.''

''Time is simple, l am sly.''

''That's the fact.''

''Time is omnipotent.''

''Time crawls while l fly.''

''lt ponders evey moment before taking a step.''

Where are you staying these days?

And with whom?

Did you find a place?

l Don't have a home, just keys..

Keep one more. Come over whenever.

l don't know ArFie, l don't know man..

l seriously don't know man!

Remember when Gulshan came to our place for the first time?

And he got this.. Iots of vodka for us to drink.

And we drank like crazy.. just like.. .

Drank like crazy.

And l was getting irritated; what is this guy who the fu^^ is he..

..who is he and where is he from..

..eating, drinking, singing at my home!

And l could see that you are about to puke.

And then above all you had to fu^^^^^ puke in the middle of my room.

Dude you know l don't drink that much.. he forced me.

l was so irritated, l had no option. l left the room..

..and when l come back, what do l see, l see Gulshan..

..is cleaning the floor.

And l told him what are you doing dude?

l'll clean it.. its fine.

He tells me.. the stench will be out in 5 minutes you know..

..will be out in 5 minutes.

And l was like..

Fu^^!

He was so comfortable.

Ok you tell me if, you go to someone's home.

And he tells you to take a bottle of water from the fridge.

What will you do?

l will be so embarrassed you know..

l will be so embarrassed to do that..

..but this guy was cleaning your vomit.

Because he needs spotlight all the time, Chandan.

l think, l really liked the guy..

l think l liked him..

lt's not about that how he tried to help me..

..but it was about.. .the way he did it you know.

lt was just..

lt's ridiculous Chandan, absolutely ridiculous.

Hey, Shubhangi, you were absent in the class today..

What? l can't hear you..

You were absent in the class today, why? _ust..

l have a huge crush on you.

No.. really.. since when?

Just one minute.. you won't mind right?

So.. what was l saying?

Yea.. -You have a crush on me..

For the last four years l have had a huge crush on you.. what?

l am not dunk, l just had five pints of beeryou know..

l know that's..

l can pee that much right now.. five pints of beer..

Not here.. -But that's not the point.. -Then?

For last, last four years l have been dying to tell you that..

..you know, like, l have a huge crush on you.

And here l go, And feel so glad that l just said it you know!

Yeah, you are dancing.

How hard was that? Was that hard?

This is what my friend Chandan should have said.

How hard is this.. see..

Chandan.. was that hard?

See you man.. see you guys..

He loves you.

l love you too.

Chandan..

You don't have to like me..

You don't have to say this to Shubhangi or me ok!

See, there are some reasons.

Reason no. 1..

lf you want something..

..then you should get it your way.

lf you don't get it your way, it's not yours.. okay? Right?

Look here man.

Don't look here and there.

Reason no. 2..

l am not stupid. -You shouldn't have said it in front..

..of Shubhangi's boy friend.. -l did not like it.

Nice.. nice man.

Where are you staying these days?

And with whom?

Did you find a place?

l Don't have a home yet, just keys..

Keep one more. Come over whenever.

Don't know if he was even listening to me man.

Exactly Chandan, he wasn't listening to you.

Especially after last night.. -And the way he just went in..

..disappeared into the ocean.

lt was so wonderFul to see someone..

..so free you know.. so free..

lt was so wonderFul.

The way he..

..rolls his joint.

Puts it under his lips..

Takes a deep drag..

..and throws big fat chain of smoke right into the air.

And have you noticed ArFie..

..while pissing, his head goes backward..

..as if he is fu^^^^^ 'orgasming' or something.

You even observed that?

That's disgusting Chandan.

While his bike is still moving..

..he puts it on a stand and parks it.

Can you beat that?

But there is one thing..

One thing..

..he can't beat me at.

Shubangi. And you know how she is?

l know how Shubhangi is..

Handle with care types.

Because l don't know what to do about it.

You are not concerned about it?

No.

You don't care, if l care or not.

What do you care? -Why were you not taking my call?

Because l don't feel like taking your call.

You don't feel like taking my calls!

Yes. -Why?

Because.. -WHY?

Because you annoy me!

Ohh.. Hello..

Hi. Congratulations for the Prague project.

Thank you, Where are you going?

Where would l go?

l will be in Mumbai itself. -Shubhangi, 2 minutes please..

So what have you thought about the Prague project?

Prague project.. nothing much..

..there were so many invasions, deaths.

l thought, l will make a peace monument.

Yeah how wonderFul..

..you know all the world wars and concentration camps..

..and so many spooky stories.. -Shubhangi 2 minutes please.

And you know there is a clock in Prague which never stops..

..because they say a ghost runs it.

Have you heard of that? -The Astronomical clock.

Yeah, exactly that.

Shubhangi C'mon.. just listen to me for 2 mins.

l think l will catch you later.

No no, wait Chandan. Leave my hand.

Leave my hand..

..l told you l didn't want to talk to you.

You did the same with ArFie right?

You were saying something?

What?

You were asking for a treat. And l said no. -Ohh..

But you insisted, so l said, ok l will treat you with coffee..

Lets go then..

You remember that?

Yeah l think l remember it a little now.

So shall we?

Let's go..

Yeah? -Yeah.

Okay.

So l thought, l will treat you with coffee.

Nice.. Nice man!

l think the contours are all wrong?

And you need to space out the cottages more.

The axis is not well-defined.

lf you take this to him, then Chishti will tear it apart.

But submission is tomorrow, then? How will l do it?

You will?

Offcourse -Thank you.

Yeah -Okay yea..

Hey guys!

What's up?

Hey.. you tell me..

Why is he looking at us like that?

ls she white? -Huh?

l mean are you white? -No.

2 years in US, and she is all American now?

She calls dating dating..

..but khaungi 'khaugi' and jaungi ''Jaugi''. What the fu^^?

What's your point exactly?

You just say one word correctly which has ''Ung'' sound..

Hey leave it man..

Ok leave that, Chandan, listen, this is your responsibility..

..just get the basic words right.. like.. -Yea..

Like 'Jaungi', 'aaungi..

.# loongi', 'doongi'.. etc. Etc.. -Com'on man.

She is already looking so sad..

..she will get even sadder. -l know..

This looks sad?

Her being sad is being sad..

And Vijay?

His pain is nothing just because he is a guy?

How sexist is that Chandan fu^^^^?

Fine which word?

''Janghein''.. Thighs.

Take your time.

l will come tomorrow..

l'll see you tomorrow.

Shubhangi?

That's a great comeback l must say that.

l was about to give her ''Nangi'' you know..