200 baris pertama.
148, we're hearing very strange sounds out of the farmer's barnyard animals.
They seem... very, very active, making an awful lot of noise.
There it is again.
Watch straight ahead off my flashlight, dude.
- There it is. - Yeah, I see it too.
Both at the farmer's house, and across on the next field,
now have multiple sights of a defined light.
Hey, here he comes from the side. He's coming towards us now!
Well, we're observing what appears to be a beam coming out of the ground.
This is unreal.
It's bright...
It's coming this way. It is definitely coming this way.
There is no doubt about it, this is weird.
Gus, come on. Say one thing, all right?
- One thing. - Come on, one thing.
- All right. Okay. - Say it...
Today is going to be an excellent day.
It's going to be a day of adventure.
- It's going to be a day of... - Stop it.
- ...treasure. - Stop it.
- It's going to be a day of... - Stop it.
...probably immense boredom for your friend.
I hope he understands, you know, it's going to be a bit tedious at times.
- It's going to be fun though. - Yeah.
Today is the first day of the rest of our days.
We hope. Fingers crossed. Cross your all your fingers, cross all your fingers.
- And toes. - And toes.
- Smell my funny socks. - Okay. Yeah, not your funny socks.
- All right. I'm getting up. I'm getting up. - Come on, let's go.
I need to piss.
Thought I had trouble in market. I'm telling you, absolute nightmare.
I feel like shit.
I'm pretty certain we're going to find questionable stuff. I'm very hopeful.
Well, I've studied this quite a while and I think it's going to yield...
some extraordinary results.
- Tell them it was difficult. - Can you get a close up of this?
Looking good, Sal. Loving the camouflage.
- This was the coin. - This is the certificate.
- "Find of the month." - Find of the month, yes.
I'm very proud of my find of the month for me, yes.
- Very good. - He beat everyone else.
Yes. Yes, we were all on a race to find the rest.
- Well, you were. - All right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's looking good.
- Sal, I'm loving the camouflage. - Stop filming me!
- And don't get my socks in it, Jake. - Day-glow socks.
Don't get my socks in it. I only have these ones.
- Do you need any more? - No. No, we're good, man.
I'll come back later so I can do the cutaways, do the close-ups, sort the light out.
- What do you mean "the cutaways"? - Just technical shit, man.
- I'll sort it out later. - Did you get your stuff?
- Did you get your water proofs and your... - Yeah, yeah.
That other junk is not gonna cut it, Jake. Seriously, you really didn't come prepared.
Here, listen to Rambo over there.
We're not going to need to take any food anyway 'cause we can live off what we find.
- Oh, yeah. That is true. - Live off what we find?
Yeah, things around. You know, bits of road kill and stuff.
What you have to imagine is that...
in ancient... well, in Roman Britain,
Roman's... the Roman empire was an enormous and magnificent empire.
It was mighty for such a long time. But like all things, it came to an end.
And as it started to come to an end in Britain, as its power started to dwindle,
- opportunists saw... - Speak up a bit mate. Speak up a little.
Right, you have to turn the radio down.
Just for the film, Gus. You've got to speak up for this YouTube video.
Just to prove it was a real pub. It's the place we came to before...
we found the round coin last year, so it's our lucky pub.
And we're just going to have a pint at the local beer garden...
- that I'm partial to. - You're partial to, I'm sure.
Yeah. I used to do all Gus' videos for YouTube.
- Everything. - You did? You used to do his videos?
- There's the real reason I came up here. - Oh, thanks very much.
- So you're a believer, are you? - Might be.
Will you put that away?
You seem annoyingly happy to me. This the real deal then?
- Real thing? - What, Gus?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
I think I'm going to choke on my own vomit.
- I'm not saying he's... - I'm choking.
- He can't give you what I can. - And what exactly is that?
A big, fat, hairy... pork scratcher.
- You're such a dick. - Look at that.
Right, so, here we are.
This is just going to be an introduction to the equipment we've got here.
This one here, the smaller one, is the bounty hunter.
It used to be mine, but it's now Sally's.
I've got this one, which is an improved version. It's the laser.
- What's it called? - It's called a laser.
- Laser? - Yeah.
- Turn it round, there, towards me. - It's...
It's one of the newest ones. It's kind of, like, based on the original Cortes,
which is a very, very solid metal detector. You get the same depth and sensitivity.
And also, it's a pick up and go. So, literally, you can pick it up and get going.
It's really good for the beginner, but it's also appreciated by...
those of us who are a little more seasoned.
- We're looking for... - I'm not seasoned.
Well, no. That that's why you've got this one. You've got this one here.
So, effectively, this is what I'm going to be using today.
The most important thing is to keep the coil down against the ground at all times,
moving backwards and forwards like this...
- Okay. - ...in a circle as you go forward.
- Now... - That'll probably do, mate.
Just a general introduction will do, to be honest.
That's been circling us for ages.
It's driving me nuts, man.
Hey, listen, have we got enough video for what we're supposed to be filming today?
Yeah, yeah. I've got shit loads of batteries, mate, and tapes.
- Well, you know, but... - Yeah.
- You sure you've got enough? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Leave it, mate.
A bit moody isn't he?
- This is my prop for the things I find. - Yeah?
And I think Gus has got my spare.
What if you find something bigger than your pouch, you know?
- Can you kind of... - What do you want?
Yeah, yeah. That's it. It's detecting the camera.
- It's going to detect it. - Yeah, yeah. No of course.
So, ultimately, you want to be putting small steps.
You don't want to have a great, wide gait.
Which is why girls are better at this.
- Why? - Because we've got smaller feet.
- We can take smaller steps. - They will be more...
- ...be more thorough. - Exactly.
You always were a thorough girl... Sally.
It's funny, I never thought I'd be filming you in a bloody metal detecting field, Sal.
- Seeing you with a metal detector. - Life is full of surprises, Jake.
Yeah. I don't know, it's just weird. I just never thought you'd...
You like going out, having a drink, putting on your high heels. I can't exactly...
- Yeah, so? Nothing wrong with doing this. - Now you're in bloody...
camouflage trousers and...
I don't hear any more beeping going on from that first bit of excitement, Gus.
Or I ran up the hill needlessly for a bit of junk.
- Well, that's where patience comes in, Jake. - Yeah, I suppose.
- Jesus! - That was low, man.
- You going to the camera? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well give it here. Let me have a go.
No, I'm putting it on now.
- Where's the date? - How's your mum? What's going on?
Mum, she's... yeah, she's actually really great.
I can't believe you remembered about her.
- Who, your mum? - Yeah.
Yeah, I was thinking about her earlier actually.
'cause Gus is knowledgeable,
- he's a real man. - Bet he don't kiss like me.
- Don't even talk about that. - No, tell me.
Don't know why you want to know.
- You don't remember? - I've no idea what you're on about now.
- At the Green Citron? Under the gob? - I didn't kiss you.
Anyway, I really don't want to talk about that.
You weren't even that drunk, as I remember.
Yeah, I was. I clearly was drunk, else I would not have kissed you.
I didn't kiss you. Anyway, I really don't want to talk about that.
- Didn't happen. Didn't happen! - You weren't that drunk.
- Stop insulting my boyfriend. - Not insulting him.
- Yeah, you are. - It's a compliment.
You're just calling him out. Why call him out?
Why is it not a compliment to call him soldier boy?
'Cause you know why.
I wonder what he's... I wonder if he might kneel on a land mine or something.
- Could be dangerous kneeling on a land mine. - Jake, that is not funny.
So, that's where we're headed.
- Did you get the other one with the... - Yeah.
Well, whose land is it? Is it that bloody Mr. White?
No, that's the problem. Like, we just don't know whose land it is.
And I've tried every method there is.
Well, yeah, we have.
Well, if you do an Internet search on the Rendlesham forest incident, 1980,
there's shit loads of stuff about it. It's a world-famous event.
- Yeah, I've heard of it, but... - They said people were freaking out.
Animals were going nuts, right? And screaming sounds they couldn't account for.
But now you're talking bunk. 'Cause there's files, mate.
- It's de-classified files, right, from... - Yeah, but where's the actual evidence?
- From the actual... - Well, the people that were there,
- The military people. - But that's not evidence, physical evidence.
You know, when they actually say "this is from that incident."
Have that got any footage?
- Have they got any... - Yeah, they... there's audio recordings.
- They've got audio recordings. - Yeah. That's all messing about, isn't it?
Go on, then. There's audio recordings of military guys or whatever...
going up to the craft. I mean, you can either deny this stuff, mate,
or you can do a bit of research, look at the evidence.
- Yeah, but there's not a lot of evidence. - Sal, stop filming me.
There's not a huge amount of it, in terms of actual, physical evidence of the day.
It's open to great suspicion with regards to the fact that you're probably a hoaxer.
I mean, this isn't... you're talking about UFOs and stuff like that. I mean...
I mean, that's what what hoaxers do. They love that stuff,
- because it creates a really big puzzle. - No offense, mate,
but you're the kind of guy, mate, you ain't gonna believe it until you've got abducted
and they got an anal probe up your ass. You know what I mean?
- Mr. White? - I don't usually bother with it, though.
Well, we need to try.
Mr. White?
Probably upstairs adjusting his wife's bloody underwear.
Look, he knows we're going to be here. I told him we're going to turn up.
It's better to ask forgiveness than permission. That's what I say.
You're going to get us into trouble.
Did warn you, Sal, it could go down to the woods today.
Look.
What's that?
- Quick look at that. - Jesus.
That's not a sight you see every day.
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