10 Things I Hate About You

Meat Is Not Green, huh?

If it is, you probably shouldn't eat it.

Don't mock. This book is fascinating.

Did you know that 18% of the world's greenhouse gas emissions

come from animal agriculture?

That is fascinating.

If everyone at this school ate vegetables instead of processed animal flesh

just one day a week, it would make a huge environmental impact.

Huh. What else can I do?

Is there, like, a walk-a-thon or something?

No. If you don't want to do it for the earth,

- do it for your colon. - Come on, I'm eating.

I can see that. Vividly.

- -

Okay. Recess is over. Enjoy your carbon footprint.

I'm going to go do something about this.

Of course you are.

- Still want to hang out after school? - Sure.

Hey, Cameron, this seat has your name on it.

Well, actually, it says "Dee's nuts,"

but you can still sit here.

No thanks. My friends are waiting for me.

Hey, guys. Thanks for saving me a seat.

Anyone want my Fruit Roll-Up?

I can't believe he's still hung up on you. It's been three whole weeks.

I wish he'd get over me so we could go back to being friends.

Those Goth kids are going to eat him alive.

Ooh, don't look now.

It's Max Morita. I'm so in love with him.

I thought you were in love with David Allen.

That was before he flirted with Kelly Morris in front of my face.

That's so rude.

Eh, I'm over it. I've upgraded to Max, and I couldn't be happier.

Oh, my God. Dawn, that's it. What's it?

If we find Cameron someone else,

he'll be so happy we can go back to being friends.

Bianca, are you saying what I think you're saying?

Matchmaking!

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What about Barbara?

She bites her nails and eats them.

Ugh. Gina?

She just had a baby.

Oh, I thought she just lost a bunch of weight.

What about her? Stacy. According to her stats,

she's freakishly tall, just like Cameron.

But I don't know if she's his type.

It says here she likes cats, hiking in the foothills, and Celine Dion.

Cameron hates cats and hiking.

Ooh, it's my future husband.

Hi, Max.

Bianca.

So what's up?

No! Really?

Uh-oh, you have "old person trying to use the computer" face.

I can't figure out how to uplink a photo.

Upload. What's it for?

CyberSerenade?

A friend at the hospital convinced me to sign up for this online dating site.

Oh, Dad, that's so great.

I don't know. I haven't dated since...

Since Mom died.

Yes, but also since I looked like this.

Hair? Oh, my God.

My friend says

you should assume everybody's 10 years older

and 50 pounds heavier than their picture.

I figure when women meet me, they'll think,

Well, he's bald, but at least he can see his feet.

It says here you're interested in Nora Ephron movies,

antiquing, and tending to your herb garden.

We don't have an herb garden.

But we could. Think about it. Fresh herbs, mm.

Dad, these are all lies.

My friend says to think of them more as sales tools.

You're right. He's an idiot.

No. He is a genius.

Well, he is a brain surgeon.

Dawn, I have a great idea.

School spirit has seriously been sagging

since we lost the girls' golf finals.

As spirit chair, it's my job to lift people's spirits,

which is why we need more funds for balloons.

Danica, this is a travesty.

If the balloon budget has been blown,

then we cannot afford to just stick a pin in this.

Out of order. You must be recognized by the president in order to speak.

Our president's asleep in his chair.

A vivid example of why so few surfers become great legislators.

I've got orchestra practice in 15 minutes,

and I have to soak my reed. Can we adjourn?

Motion to adjourn can only be made by the president.

Is there any more business?

I have something?

Point of order, you must be recognized by the...

The president recognizes the patient young lady with the long brown hair.

Please continue.

I'm here to ask for your help.

Every day, the earth is getting closer and closer

to cataclysmic climate change,

yet every year, we're burning more and more fossil fuels.

It's time for our generation to say enough.

We didn't cause this mess, but we can clean it up,

and that starts right here, right now,

with your approval of "Meatless Mondays".

But Mondays are pepperoni pizza day.

Allow me to share this short but educational slide show on the urgent...

I don't have time for a slide show. Can we table this?

Unlike Balloongate, this actually is a serious issue.

If we stick a pin in it, we're all going to die.

I doubt that'll happen by our next meeting,

but I'll put you on the agenda.

Adjourned.

Welcome to hell.

You're lucky. You're just visiting.

Cameron James?

He's one of the eight boys at school who's taller than me.

Plus he's got great eyes.

But trust me, he's not interested.

Yet.

That's where we come in.

We are going to give you...

A makeover! A makeover!

Oh, my God.

I've always dreamed of getting makeovers from cheerleaders.

Wait, you're not going to pour pig's blood on me, are you?

No, we just want to help you reach your full potential.

This is so great.

I can't wait to see my new hair.

And when do I get to try on all my different outfits?

Will I get to twirl around while the sales girls applaud?

We only have until next period,

so we don't have time for the full makeover montage.

But relax. Dawn is a styling genius.

And I'll give you a crash course

on all of Cameron's favorite things.

Oh, my God, this is going to be fun.

This is Kate. She blew up the trailer her stepfather was in,

but you learn later that she was completely justified.

You love your old Legos

and refuse to give them away,

no matter what your mom says.

You're counting down the days

until Toy Story 3 comes out on June 18th,

and he's going to college.

? I don't know what to do about her?

? She's one of those kind of girls?

? So tell me what to do with her?

Wow. You look stunning.

Can I see?

Not till the big reveal.

Now we just have to find the perfect place for them to meet.

Somewhere where she's back-lit.

Oh, yeah.

We did not get a chance to officially meet.

Kat Stratford.

William Blankenship. Everyone calls me Blank.

I wanted to thank you for trying to intervene on my behalf.

Oh, I'm sorry I gave that impression.

Frankly, I couldn't care less about your little crusade.

I just had a spontaneous outburst

because you're the first American I've met

who's actually aware there's an entire world

beyond the boundaries of your jingoistic,

gluttonous, puffed-up former superpower.

Okay.

I think there's some common ground in there.

Different words, maybe.

I also noticed your hair.

I like brown hair.

It gives a woman an air of intelligence.

Much like your English accent

gives you an air of snobbish entitlement.

Oh, dear God. It's not just an air.

You actually are intelligent.

And I want meatless Mondays passed.

Never going to happen. This year's most sweeping piece of legislation

was the bold switch to two-ply toilet tissue.

I agree. This school is filled with apathetic mouth-breathers.

But this is a chance to actually change things for the better.

Isn't that what politics is all about?

Aw, that's adorable.

Politics is about power.

Wait.

And this would show people that the student council has it.

See? Your ego wants to help me.

All right, I'm in.

Let's shake things up.

Give me your number. We can strategize.

That was easy.

I'll call you.

Who's that guy?

- His name is Blank. - Blank? Sounds like a douche.

Please don't use that word. It's loaded with gender bias.

I know. That's why I like it.

Hey, Cameron. I'm sorry, I'm late for an awards ceremony.

Wait. I know you don't want to talk to me, but...

Yeah, I know, and that's easier to do when you don't talk to me,

so please don't.

Look, I'm just trying to do a favor for my friend Stacy.