The Virgin Corpse (Tali Pocong Perawan)

-No, don't. -What? What's the matter?

Baby.

Yes, honey?

I'm about to have breakfast.

As usual, I'm with Nino.

Honey,

let's do it again.

Today?

Are you going to swim today?

Gosh.

I have an exam today. Sorry, I won't be able to pick you up.

Let me think...

Okay, listen, I'll ask Nino to help me. Okay?

I'll let you know as soon as possible. You bet.

Okay, bye.

Nino.

Can you help me?

Virnie has plans to swim today and stop by our house later.

I can't pick her up, I have an exam.

Can you do me a favor and pick her up later this afternoon?

Can you?

I have to go.

-Yes. -That's enough.

Are you done yet?

Is that Nino?

It's Nino.

What's he doing here?

Hi, Nino!

Do you want to swim?

No.

Aldo asked me to pick you up.

Okay.

I'll go wash up first.

Okay.

Bye, Nino.

Yes, baby. We're on our way there.

What's the matter? You seem so impatient.

Okay. Just be patient.

I miss you too. Bye.

Nino?

Can we stop for a while?

Let's look for a vendor and buy a drink.

I'm very thirsty. Okay?

You wouldn't mind, would you?

Hey, pal?

Yes, miss?

Give me two glasses of water.

Hey!

Give me two glasses of water.

Right away, miss.

I said two glasses of water.

I'm sorry, my mistake.

-Two, babe. Just the two. -Just two?

Pal? Where's the straw?

The straw!

That's too big. Give me the proper size.

It's too long.

How much?

Two.

-The price? -Two thousand.

I see. Two thousand.

Here's your money, baby. Two thousand. Okay?

Okay.

Bye.

Damn!

The first time in my whole life to see ripe papaya hanging on its tree.

Aldo?

Thanks, Nino!

-What's up? -Why didn't you pick me up?

I told you, I have an exam.

-Yes, I really miss you. -Really? What do you miss about me?

-Everything. -Are you sure?

Nino?

Where is Aldo's car?

He went to campus this morning.

To the campus?

He didn't call you this morning?

Strange.

Okay then. I have to go. Bye.

Nino? Can you help me?

My zipper got loose. Will you?

Go on. Please.

Thank you.

Are you done?

-Bye. -Sorry, my hands are dirty.

If someone wants to make anyone fall in love,

what he needs is to steal a shroud's lace of a virgin.

He must take the shroud's lace

before the 40th day of her death.

Yes.

I have to find a virgin dead body.

MORGUE

Who put this corpse out here? The guy isn't laundry.

Don't be ungrateful against the elder, or else you will go to Hell.

-Where is the body? -I have put it inside.

Are you sure?

You don't believe me? See? I'm not lying.

You're right.

-Now you see it yourself. -Let's put it inside the case.

One, two, three.

I think he's going to go to Hell. It's so heavy.

Let's put him in there.

What was that?

ONE COLLEGE STUDENT HUNG HERSELF AT THE UNIVERSITY

"A college girl died." "She hung herself."

"Eighteen years old."

She's Uncle Frans' daughter.

He must take the shroud's lace before the 40th day of her death.

I bet she's still a virgin.

-Have you eaten, Yad? -If you mean eating wind, I have.

Until my stomach got flatulent.

I haven't even eaten a single grain of rice.

You haven't given me money to buy rice.

Don't get too emotional over your allowance, okay?

I've gone this far. There's no turning back.

I must get a shroud lace of a virgin.

Hey!

-Hey! -What?

Let's go home now. I'm so sleepy.

What? Go home? It's so easy for you to say that.

Hey, our duty here is to watch over the cemetery.

This grave is not even 40 days old yet.

What if someone steals the body? We'll be damned.

Trust me. Have faith.

In the modern day, no one steals corpses anymore.

Don't be silly.

Don't be a smart ass.

Hey, our duty here is to watch over the cemetery.

That's it. Period.

Don't be a smart ass. You're so loud.

I'm not a parrot. I'm not loud.

Where do you think you're going?

-I'm sleepy. -Hey, Yad!

Damn you.

You cannot forbid me to sleep. My eyes can't stand it anymore.

I better get to sleep.

Damn moron!

I told you not to sleep.

He's been asked to watch over the cemetery, but now he is sleeping.

Hey!

There's a firefly on the moon.

He sleeps like a dead man.

You can't use your hands when you want to get the shroud's lace.

But you can only use your teeth.

Nino? What happened to you?

I...

It's nothing.

What do you mean it's nothing? What's wrong with you?

Really, it's nothing.

Come on, babe.

Let's go.

Yes, but where are you now? You're already there?

I'm at Aldo's place. I just got here.

I'll wait for Aldo first. We'll meet at the campus later. Okay?

Of course I miss you, you think?

Okay, I'll meet you there. Bye!

Al?

Nino?

-I'm going to the campus. -What?

-I'm going to the campus. -I see.

-Do you have classes today? -No.

-Al? -Yes?

Just a minute, baby.

I have to go.

-Babe? Hi. -Hi, baby.

What's going on here?

I spilled my drink a little bit.

We better get going.

Come.

-There he is. -Nino?

Virnie invited us for dinner. Join us.

-Really? -Yes.

Let's go.

Nino, come on. Don't think too much.

Well, okay. Let me go and get changed.

-Make it fast. -Sure.

Nino, do you want some?

I have to go to the toilet.

Let me have that.

What?

-What do you want? -Feed me with that.

Open wide.

You...

You're so mean.

-Let's go home. -Okay.

In 24 hours,

the person who drinks the water from the shroud's lace

will fall in love with you. Understood?

Virnie will surely be mine.

-Let's go swimming. -No, I'm tired.

Virnie.

-It's you, handsome. -Hi, Fan.

You're getting more handsome every day.

What brings you here, Nino?

Well, I was passing this area, so I stopped by for a while.

No, you look very different. Indeed.

There's nothing special.

-Do you want me to take you home? -I do.

Okay, but come closer first.

Come here.