Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness

2x21 - Five Is Enough

Sweet!

Taste the sting of my steel!

Kyah!

Oh. Nice move, chief.

Hey, what's that?

Border patrol! Identify yourself!

No one enters China without getting past us.

Fools, you are like worms challenging a large dog,

or perhaps a mid-size cow.

You do not grasp that you are helpless before Pai Mei...

high priest of Abusive Lotus.

Pai Mei? Wasn't he that traitor who

- tried to destroy the Emperor? - Get him!

Both:

Huh!

Oh!

Now, you unworthy soap-mongers,

direct me to the kung fu master known as Shifu.

Shifu? He... he's in the Valley of Peace.

He shall be my next miserable victim.

Wait. What do you mean, "next victim"?

Greetings, everyone.

And welcome to the first-ever tournament of the Sun Pennant.

Featuring the Dragon Warrior and the Furious Five...

Against the visiting masters of the Onyx Temple.

Whoa...

The esteemed Master Chao will present the winning team

with a fabulous prize sent by the Emperor himself.

Ooh, check out that awesome box. We have to win it!

Po, the prize isn't a box, it's what's inside the box.

Oh. But we still get to keep the box, though, right?

The tournament will begin shortly.

Masters... prepare yourselves.

Ooh.

You Jade Palace losers are about to get schooled.

- Big time. It's gonna be epic. - Pop pop!

I'll pop you, dork face.

We got a word for guys like you. "Not nice."

Enough. Your behavior is not befitting masters of your station.

Oh, relax, Shifu. The young people are just letting off steam.

Surely you remember what that's like, don't you?

Your pardon, master.

But it's been a long time since I was that young.

Come on. It couldn't have been that long ago.

Well, I happen to know for a fact that Shifu is over...

Was anyone even alive back then?

Shifu, everyone gets older. Which reminds me...

The Emperor sent a special gift just for you.

Thank you, Master Chao,

but I assure you my eyes are just as keen as ever.

Now, if you'll excuse me...

Oof!

I intended to do that.

[banging, crashing, glass shattering]

Now, you'd all better get ready.

Uh, Po. May I speak to you about a personal matter?

Gah! Chao's right. I am old.

- Po, I need your advice. - About what, Master Chao?

Well, sadly, an old friend of ours has finally outlived his usefulness.

Wha... what do you mean?

Really? Well, he might be a little rusty, but...

He really can't take the heat anymore.

Chao: It's time for a change.

But his replacement will have to be newer, cooler,

and incredibly more awesome, as you would say.

Po: No problem, Master Chao. I'm just the guy to do it.

They're going to replace me.

Chao wants someone cooler, more awesome, more modern.

- I can't be any of those things. - Nope.

- Or can I? - Nope.

That's it, Zheng! Of course! I'll be young!

Nope?

We are ready to begin.

Each team shall race through the forest to the Tai Yang temple.

There, they shall do battle for the Sun Pennant.

Are the Onyx Masters ready?

And the Jade Palace?

Ready, Master Chao. And so are the Furious Five.

Make that the Furious Six.

Shaka-boobie.

All: What?

Gosh, Shifu, what are you doing?

Just relax your flaps, Master Chao. I'm joining the tournament.

All: Ooh.

But... but Shifu, the games are for the young people,

- the junior masters. - Let's ask my pea pods.

Who wants to see the Sheefster in the tourney?

- Eh, oh, whatever. - Uh, okay.

Uh, master, you sure you know what you're doing?

Check it out, large and in charge.

I'll show you and Master Chao that I still gots the moves.

Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop,

whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop...

Uh, why is Shifu whoop, whoop, whoop-ing?

Uh, guys, uh, we need to be supportive

of Shifu's apparent midlife crisis.

Whoop, whoop, whoop-whoop-whoop,

whoop, whoop, whoop!

- I'm scared. - What about the Emperor's prize?

- I don't wanna blow that! - Relax. It's Shifu.

He could still bring the butt-whoop. Uh, Master Chao...

Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop...

We'd be totally honored to have Shifu on our team.

Right, guys?

Uh, that means "yes".

Booyah.

- Oh, boy. - Eh, this is a bit odd, but okay.

On your marks...

Grandpa won't help you losers. You're going down.

- This scene is about to get fruggie. - Not really a word.

Oh, snarp!

First team to return to this spot with the Sun Pennant wins.

Begin!

This is a very strange village.

And it just got stranger.

- Pai Mei! - You gape like a toad from

your ridiculous lizard mouth. Your beady eyes creep me out,

and that gaudy tunic makes your hips look fat.

Seriously, I never liked you.

Keep moving. We've gotta catch up!

- We lost 'em. - No, we didn't.

Oh!

- Later, kung fools. - I hate those guys.

Sha-ga-ba... What'd I miss?

Where were you?

It's not my fault. I was waiting for Shifu.

Oh! Oof!

- This stylish hat is blocking my peepers. - Tell me about it.

Master, I'm sorry, but I-I-I'm just confused.

- Why exactly are you dressed this way? - Snappy hats are in.

Just ask the Monkster or Baron von Cranington.

- The Baron would rather you didn't. - Master, those ducks are tough.

The purple dude feints to his left...

- Oof! - Attack on the right.

The others have a hitch in their spin kicks.

- Oof! - Counter with a jab, and you own 'em.

- Uh, you know, he's right. - See? Master Shifu has seen it all.

He can instantly analyze any move.

That's what the Sheefmeister general brings to the par-tay. Pop, pop.

Focus, everybody.

We can beat these ducks to the temple if we use strategicalness.

You guys race ahead and ambush 'em.

Shifu, Viper, and me'll attack from behind.

Plans are for squares. Rebels like me think outside the box.

Shakka-blah, bitity-blah.

Master Shifu! Wait! Gah!

- He's going the wrong way. - Huh. Kids.

We've got to stay in the race.

Shifu! Hang on!

There's the flag! Let's go!

Waah!

Huh? The flag!

Looking for this?

- Aww, someone's lost their kitty. - This'll be easy.

Waah!

- Oof! - Ah!

Yah!

A hitch in his spin kick, just like Shifu said.

Oh!

Waah!

Huh?

Yah!